Beijing Acupuncture Eastbourne TOFTT

[Warksman]

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I am in Eastbourne for a week and have the itch so read through loads of shit on here cross referenced to AW and basically I’m struggling even had a reverse booking jobbie but I think I fucked it up as they thought it was outcalls and the best offer I had was in brighton and I don’t have transport :-(

Anyway I saw a grubby looking shop front up the road and I thought you never know. Looked on here and nothing so thought fuck it take one for the team. I text asking for full body massage got a reply yes no problem £40 for the hour. All good so far. Turned up youngish lady greeted me and showed me into the shithole that was the massage room. It must also double up as a smoking room as it stank of fags :-( So small table that wobbles like fuck and is about 1 foot shorter than me.
Massage was shit little circles all over my back for 45 mins then my legs with no swipes or reach unders the girl was terrible eventually turned over still nothing apart from counting down watching the clock for the last 5 minutes. Towel over the play area and no hint of a hand going near the tackle. I was going to asked the question but didn’t as I knew it wasn’t on and to be honest if it was on I would have probably refused.
£40 for the hour but it’s an hour I would get back in my life.

I just need a rub and tug in Eastbourne it can’t be that difficult can it???

[time2play]

Not sure what to make of this review. You've gone somewhere that doesn't offer adult services and ranked it a negative. If we can do that then Waitrose and Starbucks would get negatives as well and don't get me started about the poundshop.

[sexgn00037]

Not sure what to make of this review. You've gone somewhere that doesn't offer adult services and ranked it a negative. If we can do that then Waitrose and Starbucks would get negatives as well and don't get me started about the poundshop.

[Lord Gwyn]

Try Hong Davies Wellbeing. Rated good locally but never been myself. There is a review on here too
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[Muff licker]

i have been to Hong Davies Wellbeing and HE is on offer

[Warksman]

I get what you are saying regarding the negative review but then again this is a punting website so as nothing was on offer I have it as a negative. Also to be fair it was a shithole and the massage was crap so not many positives there!

Anyway I don’t know what to make of your comments either this site is getting pretty bad with the posting police there is always someone having a go at anyone that posts and then have a go if they don’t post! I thought the post might have been useful for anyone else that might think the same as me and try their luck I thought it might save another punter £40 but hey ho I don’t mind removing it if it’s breaking some other new rule made up for the site

[Yellowman1]

I find the review useful.

 It saves someone else taking one for the team hoping to get a happy ending and being disappointed.

I’d seen the shop and was considering but you have saved me from wasting me money

[time2play]

I get what you are saying regarding the negative review but then again this is a punting website so as nothing was on offer I have it as a negative. Also to be fair it was a shithole and the massage was crap so not many positives there!

Anyway I don’t know what to make of your comments either this site is getting pretty bad with the posting police there is always someone having a go at anyone that posts and then have a go if they don’t post! I thought the post might have been useful for anyone else that might think the same as me and try their luck I thought it might save another punter £40 but hey ho I don’t mind removing it if it’s breaking some other new rule made up for the site

Yes agree about the posting police, sorry if it came across that way. I'm half pulling your leg/half serious cos personally i think this would have been better in the discussions section rather than here.  Even tho you are saying nothing was offered and it's basically legit, you've associated the place to a review so they could get some backlash from this if half the story came out.