Author Topic: The Blueberry Girl - Mornington Crescent  (Read 8340 times)


48 review(s) for The Blueberry Girl (41 positive, 5 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline MB81

Profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Fees: £140 for 1 hour

Location: Less than 5 minutes from the tube station.

The Verdict: Fuck yeah!! Best punt of the year by far. I will return again.

The Girl:

She is not bad facially. Looks like pornstar Denice K but not as attractive. A rounder face. Dark black hair. Possibly more 10+ than a true 10. Curvy with nice heavy breasts.

The Good:

Bloody hell did I have a good time or what. This was a frightfully spiffing punt. As DipsyDoodle has mentioned in his review, it is not a sensual GFE punt. But it was a really fun punt. It is like fucking a colleague who, though not a corker, is quite tasty.

It was also a bit dark in a very good way. She loves being used as a fuck toy and I love using women as fuck toys if they let me; yes I am as far as possible from being an alpha male, possibly an omega. And she does get off on being a tad bit incestuous in a twisted way. And she likes being dominated mildly - I think.

We fucked and sucked and we even tried fisting (her not me) and boy did it make her cum. There was choking and hair pulling (on her) and butt slapping (on both) and using of toys. And we did it all in 60 minutes and I even managed to cum twice. And this given I was 10 minutes late.

The Bad:

I have no quibbles. It was just a great punt (better than anything in 2017 too). If I had to make something up just for the sake of it: I would have preferred her to look like Ximena Cordoba in a catsuit. Then I would have simply died and gone to heaven.

Final Analysis:

This was a mind-blowing punt. I went to a nearby Thai restaurant for my after punt fix and the waitress did say that I looked extraordinarily cheerful. I had a massive smile on my face all day and I still do. I can't wait for the next time I shall see her. I am already thinking of other nasty shit to do to her. Why couldn't any of the women I dated/married have sex with me like this? I am still buzzing.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2018, 07:42:35 pm by MB81 »

Offline punt3456

Looks good but her profile just looks a bit....  :unknown: reading the FAQs and her "pick 'n' mix" named after drinks is a bit weird lol but at least it seems like it's written by her rather than the typical copypasta on the site profiles

Also any idea why she charges £140 for both 30mins and 1 hour bookings? I would like to try but not go for the full 140 hour booking for the first time


Offline MB81

Yeah - her profile is what attracted me to her in the first place. Each to his own.

I have no idea why she charges what she does. Best ask her. I typically do not do 30 minutes any more. Too old for that. Takes a while for me to get going.

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Also any idea why she charges £140 for both 30mins and 1 hour bookings?
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I guess she prefers one hour bookings, hence she makes 30 minute ones unattractive pricewise.



Offline OutForJustice80

Awesomeness. Was planning on hitting this in January and now will make that a deffo. Personally her profile really appeals to me too. Shows a sense of humour which might not mean fuck all to others but I like it.

Offline Drekszter

Interesting profile... I like a WG who doesn't take things too seriously and has a sense of humor as you don't get many of those around.

Added and thanks for the review!

Offline punterstanding

She liked the review - £150/hr now  :thumbsdown:

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Now £150 PH. Has she suddenly gone organic? Possibly.

Edit: Beaten to it.  :)
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Offline MB81

This really takes the cake. Perhaps we should give negative reviews to girls just the keep prices down.


Offline BillGoldberg

She liked the review - £150/hr now  :thumbsdown:

and £30 extra for CIM and £20 extra for A-levels

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Maybe you pay £10 for the banter.

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Perhaps we should give negative reviews to girls just the keep prices down.


Reviews are an account of a punters experience. Its their punt, review and rating (IMO).




I said before, it up to the W/G what price she set/charges. Some punters will pay, others will not and move on.


Offline DipsyDoodle

@MB81, glad you enjoyed Alice and your review is pretty much what happened in mine.   :hi:

Shame about raising her prices.

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Fees: £140 for 1 hour

Location: Less than 5 minutes from the tube station.

The Verdict: Fuck yeah!! Best punt of the year by far. I will return again.

The Girl:

She is not bad facially. Looks like pornstar Denice K but not as attractive. A rounder face. Dark black hair. Possibly more 10+ than a true 10. Curvy with nice heavy breasts.

The Good:

Bloody hell did I have a good time or what. This was a frightfully spiffing punt. As DipsyDoodle has mentioned in his review, it is not a sensual GFE punt. But it was a really fun punt. It is like fucking a colleague who, though not a corker, is quite tasty.

It was also a bit dark in a very good way. She loves being used as a fuck toy and I love using women as fuck toys if they let me; yes I am as far as possible from being an alpha male, possibly an omega. And she does get off on being a tad bit incestuous in a twisted way. And she likes being dominated mildly - I think.

We fucked and sucked and we even tried fisting (her not me) and boy did it make her cum. There was choking and hair pulling (on her) and butt slapping (on both) and using of toys. And we did it all in 60 minutes and I even managed to cum twice. And this given I was 10 minutes late.

The Bad:

I have no quibbles. It was just a great punt (better than anything in 2017 too). If I had to make something up just for the sake of it: I would have preferred her to look like Ximena Cordoba in a catsuit. Then I would have simply died and gone to heaven.

Final Analysis:

This was a mind-blowing punt. I went to a nearby Thai restaurant for my after punt fix and the waitress did say that I looked extraordinarily cheerful. I had a massive smile on my face all day and I still do. I can't wait for the next time I shall see her. I am already thinking of other nasty shit to do to her. Why couldn't any of the women I dated/married have sex with me like this? I am still buzzing.

thanks for this review OP
i'm quite interested

what's her flat like?

is that it in the B&W pic where she is holding the old phone?

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Offline tantric talents

Thanks for the review.
Was about to see her until I saw she had upped her rates!
Oh well. Plenty of Fish  :hi:

Offline bestbefore

Not the first time a girl has put her prices up immediately after an enthusiastic review on here. Coincidence?? I think not.

Our best option is to respond by not booking. Then we do see prices fall again. And these are expensive blueberries at £180 including CIM.

As tantric talents has said, plenty more fish......
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 12:37:43 pm by bestbefore »

Offline emkay

That is the best profile I've ever read by such an incredibly huge margin it's not true.

You know how profiles always list "Dinner Dates", In the past I've looked at that and thought "Yeah, as if.." but with this one it's got strong appeal.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 01:28:40 pm by emkay »

Offline MB81

@bukowski

It is a really tiny studio. But clean.

No idea about the photo. I am almost certain it is not the flat. But please don't quote me on that.

Kind Regards

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@bukowski

It is a really tiny studio. But clean.

No idea about the photo. I am almost certain it is not the flat. But please don't quote me on that.

Kind Regards

 :hi: :hi: :hi:
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Offline Heph

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The Verdict: Fuck yeah!! Best punt of the year

I am already thinking of other nasty shit to do to her. Why couldn't any of the women I dated/married have sex with me like this? I am still buzzing.

Just came across this inadvertent gem, posted 1st January 2018 ...at 07:38

« Last Edit: September 02, 2018, 02:26:43 am by Heph »

Offline Heph

It is a really tiny studio. But clean.

Is it a basement studio, with exposed brickwork, and there's a bus-stop just outside?


Offline OutForJustice80

Is it a basement studio, with exposed brickwork, and there's a bus-stop just outside?
No. And she’s since moved to Farringdon.