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External Link/Members OnlyNote: Juunot is going home to Colombia for the winter at the end of this week so if you fancy seeing her it's either very soon or when she comes back at the end of January.
Now a little background....
Having been obsessed with shemale porn for 25 years* and an occasional punter of shemale escorts for the same period, I've always liked the idea of tranny dick up my rear entrance but only occasionally enjoyed it. It was always painful and not that pleasurable. However, somewhere along the way I managed have two prostate orgasms from being fucked and they were out of this world. I wanted more but they were devilishly hard to conjure up.
My erectile disfunction has been slowly getting worse into my sixties, with blue pills only partly compensating. So I decided this year that I would train myself to be pleasurably bummed by shemales. To that end I've been buying cock-shaped vibrating dildos in progressively larger sizes. Part of my shower routine is now to clean myself out with a douche attachment, break out the lube and give myself a DIY seeing-too. I recommend it in its own right, although I've not managed to give myself a cock-free climax yet.
I've been looking for a domme top to fuck me for a whole a session, rather than as an added extra, and there was something about Juunot's face that appealed to me. On top of that I was amused by the to-the-point strapline on one of her Birchplace profiles: "Pro TV, If you want to get fuck please clean your asshol"
Further encouraged by her cheerful and positive attitude on the phone, I rolled up at her place on Sunday afternoon and she was ready on time. It's one of those old-fashioned council blocks with doors opening on to the balcony, about a four-minute stroll from Elephant & Castle tube station. Her flat is spartan and unmodernised but clean with a good shower and plentiful towels.
Juunot was shorter than I'd expected, about 5ft 4 or 5ins, and not quite as facially feminine as her pictures (trans escorts seldom are). Her perky bum and slender legs looked great in heels but the top half was more masculine. And although she was fully made up, it was not in the Souxsie and the Banshees style of her profile pics, so not quite as appealing. No matter, her voice and persona seemed female. She speaks close-to perfect English with a Latin accent and when not ordering me about during the actual sex, she was friendly and attentive.
After checking that multiple cumming was OK I paid her £130 for an hour. Like all non-rip-off escorts, she seemed amazed by the question. In the end I came only once anyway.
Once I was naked and she had stripped off below the waist, there were a couple of disappointments. Kissing was only lip-fluttering (despite FK being listed on AW) and she insisted on OW
both ways. In the past I've often had tranny escorts put a condom on me before they started sucking but they've always let me suck their cocks OWO. She lists both Oral Without and Swallowing on AW with the "at discretion" get-out clause. This therefore became the first time in my life I've ever given head to a protected dick. Not ideal, but not as bad as I thought in the end. The taste goes away after a minute and when you manage to open up enough to be face-fucked the rubber actually helps it slide in and out more easily.
After finding out what I wanted, she more or less took charge, with occasional questions as to which position I'd like next. I was treated like her fucktoy, which was exactly what I wanted. After getting her rubber-clad penis rock-hard with my mouth — it's about 6.5 ins erect — I was soon gagging and puking up saliva like a gonzo porn girl. Feels good when you get used to it. We did about five minutes of 69 with her encouraging me to face-fuck her from below (good technique) then after that it was anal all the way, with occasional breaks when she fondled or sucked my cock back to life. (It deflates entirely when I'm penetrated.)
There were two sessions of doggy, and two with me on my back, legs in the air, and one very long session of piston-slamming prone-bone. Each time she went hard at it I could feel the prostate pleasure building and although she kept on slamming me I never quite got there. She asked if I'd ever been fisted (I hadn't) and we gave that a go, too. Four fingers up to the first knuckle was my limit. She also tried out three dildos on me, one small, one medium with vibration, and one fucking enormous great black tool, about 10 ins long and thick as a girl's arm. She said in her opinion my arse was flexible enough to take it, and we did slowly work the head inside, but it was just too painful so we stopped.
I came in the end with her face-fucking me again while I wanked myself to a satisfying spurt over my own belly. She then dropped the domme performance to wipe me totally clean. She towelled me dry when I came out of the shower, too. The total punt from walking in to walking out was 1hr 20mins and she wasn't rushing me out of the door.
Juunot was scrupulously professional about hygiene, by the way, changing the condom for every one of our five separate anal sex bouts and three dildo insertions. And I was warmly congratulated at the end for the total lack of mess inside. Not a compliment you hear every day.
I got a huge amount of pleasure out of this punt and it took me into uncharted sexual territory I have long wanted to explore. Juunot and I got along very well, too. So despite the lack of FK and OWO, I can't rate it as anything but a positive.
*These days I run a Tumblr hobby blog full of tranny porn and artwork. It currently has a modest 2,800 followers. I suspect touting it here may be frowned upon so will provide the URL to anyone who asks.Hidden Image/Members Only
