Author Topic: Yonny South Kensignton, London, Diva Escorts  (Read 576 times)

Offline dusty99

Name: Yonny (Diva escorts)

Link: External Link/Members Only

Cost: £150
Time: 1 hour

Accomodation: 6/10
Well know hotel near South Kensington. It was a grubby room.

Looks: 6/10
Tiny girl. Size 4/6. Tight looking body. Nice pert tits. Kind of cute looking, basic face, but she looked miserable which made her look ugly. She hadn’t made much effort. Standard pink cheap looking lingerie. A GFE experience look... as in the girlfriend that’s given up caring.

Service: 0/10
We got to the bedroom and exchanged money. I went to the bathroom. When I came back she’d removed her bra. I hate it when they do that. Part of the fun is undressing. Her tits were nice and pert.

She suggested a massage to begin with. I said I wanted a blow job. She said ok, come here. I asked her to get on her knees, but she insisted on me laying on the bed.

I layed on the bed and she started texting. I asked what she was doing. She was asking her friend to bring her condoms (WTF!). Her friend knocked on the door. She went out and grabbed condoms. She returned and started to remove one from the packet to give a blow job. I said that I wanted OWO. She said she doesn’t do it. I pointed out that it’s a listed service. Then she started inspecting my cock, pulling back the foreskin to “check if I was diseased” (WTF WTF WTF!!!)

I stood up and said I wanted to leave and could I have my money back. She argued a bit and said “it’s fine I’ll give you blow job without condom”. I persisted and said I wanted to leave.

She returned my £150. I shook her hand and left.

Summary
That was a fucking pointless experience. Avoid.

Offline BanksRobin

Thanks for the review and I'm glad you got your cash back without any major dramas.
I prefer the London agency girls for looks but it really is a mixed bag as to what you will get.

Some of my old favourites are still selling their cunts for cash but I feel right now there isn't really any good young London agency girls right now. Of course I don't know for sure because I haven't fucked them all but that is my impression based on various reviews I read

Offline Boringbob

Thanks for the review.
Gutted tho.  Was finally going to spend more than budget and had her pinned.
Oh well.