SexxyGabby - South Kensington

[MB81]

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Fees: £150 for 1 hour

Location: South Kensington, about 7 minutes from the station at a very well known location.

The Verdict: A bit of a downer.

The Girl:

Very attractive girl. She is about 5'4", with nice red hair (unsure if it is natural). And that rack is nice with an ass on which one could bounce a shilling. She is surprisingly slimmer than the photos but in a nice meaty way. I was not disappointed. Her English is quite passable for the purpose. Tattooed but that does not bother me.

The Good:

Built for sex. Wish I was younger (and much wealthier) when I met her so I could fuck all night. She brought out the lusty marauder in me. Round one was quite decent.

The Bad:

She was just blah. I have no idea why. Perhaps the previous punt was a downer. Perhaps because I was possibly(?) the last punt of the day. I was in time but she let me in 10 minutes late - which is fine. I had asked her to dress in a two piece string bikini and she said she had one. When I landed up she was in a nice negligee which was quite nice but not what I asked for in the first place.

She was in bit of a sarcastic mood, I presume, as she made comments about certain aspects of my person (I don't want to go into detail here as she will figure out what my punting name and number are). Then after round one which was quite good.

I was relaxing when she went on a rant (for the topic please pm as I do not want to disclose here), which I felt was a bit unsettling. I ignored the rant but round two never started despite me asking for it (please pm me for details).

Final Analysis:

I will not return. She is hot and others can judge on the experience of others. My experience was not a positive.

[king tarzan]

Oh come on give physical encounter details..
Review status at the moment for rubbish bin!

[Cuntminion]

Oh come on give physical encounter details..
Review status at the moment for rubbish bin!

It is a review

If you want wanking material i can send you a nipple picture

Mango mango yum yum 

[Wozel]

When did this take place ? I thought she wasn’t coming back to London

[king tarzan]

It is a review

If you want wanking material i can send you a nipple picture

Mango mango yum yum

Obviously you have a very thin satisfaction point.

[Waterhouse]

It is a review

If you want wanking material i can send you a nipple picture

Mango mango yum yum

[Heph]

It is a review

If you want wanking material i can send you a nipple picture
Mango mango yum yum

Quite right.

'...paperwork; dropped to her knees... then I stuck it in... then her... switched to mish... then she... and she... after 5 minutes of that... bit toothy... nearly came... so mac on... quite well endowed even if I say so myself... switched to CG... loud moan... "and if she's an actress, she deserves an Oscar" popped gallons... chatted about life... cleaned up... bye'

[Cuntminion]

Obviously you have a very thin satisfaction point.

I look through reviews for the fine print advertised to what is actually offered and reliably not the nob yanking

You will never fully know if it's a good handjob till it's your nob in their hand so interpretation by another is just padding to the necessary facts

If i did follow reviews like that i could punt your recommendation and be approacbing reverse oral anticipating a fruit basket

A chuffs a chuff
A mango is a mango

One is not the other

[NigelF]

I look through reviews for the fine print advertised to what is actually offered and reliably not the nob yanking

But he doesn't actually state any of the services he received, let alone explain them or why they were good/bad. I appreciate though they probably aren't the most important aspect of the punt but it would still be better if he mentioned them (even if just as a list but ideally with a bit more explanation).

You will never fully know if it's a good handjob till it's your nob in their hand so interpretation by another is just padding to the necessary facts

Of course how a punter feels about the given service is subjective but it's still very helpful to get their opinion nonetheless (especially once numerous punters give their opinions - then you can start building a reliable/accurate picture). Saying it's "just padding" is total bollocks. Just stating the services you received and nothing more is only the bare minimum of being helpful.

If i did follow reviews like that i could punt your recommendation and be approacbing reverse oral anticipating a fruit basket

A chuffs a chuff
A mango is a mango

One is not the other

Definitely a very valid point, and when people like KT use hyperbole it also makes the rest of what they say sound unreliable (even if it isn't).

Anyway, it's good that the OP has done the most important thing which that he's let us know about his bad experience and I think it's reasonable for the most important stuff to be left for PM. Although in future I'd recommend he makes improvements to whatever he does because a WG knowing your punting name, number and your UKP name shouldn't be a big deal/problem. The sad reality is that if they put proper effort into figuring out who you are, many of them probably could (even if you wait ages before posting and hide some details etc) unless perhaps you use multiple AW accounts or only use the phone and change it fairly often etc.

[king tarzan]

It is a review

If you want wanking material i can send you a nipple picture

Mango mango yum yum

no mention of two....dfk.... two valid points...
no need to go into elaborate detail.. just the basic details..

[Cuntminion]

no mention of two....dfk.... two valid points...
no need to go into elaborate detail.. just the basic details..

I do enjoy reading your reviews though

[king tarzan]

I do enjoy reading your reviews though

my reviews are to the precision point.. no fart arising around with this that and the other.. if dfk is there, i am having a yummy yum yum time..
gives the chaps heads up that gfe/dfk is guaranteed ...just confirm services and pay and enjoy!!!

[dubhcarr]

shame it didnt work for you OP thanks for the review.......I visited and reviewed and it was different.   better luck next punt 

[vw]

my reviews are to the precision point.. no fart arising around with this that and the other.. if dfk is there, i am having a yummy yum yum time..
gives the chaps heads up that gfe/dfk is guaranteed ...just confirm services and pay and enjoy!!!

Maybe a £20 kiss test would have helped OP, no idea no mention of kissing.

Was thinking of your test the other day, would it have prevented my last review.   

Thanks for the review OP. 

Hope the next one is better and you mention services too. 

[Dicky]

Why all the details in PM and the paranoia around your punting name (false, I assume) and punting number (false I assume)?  Are you planning on seeing her again?

[Dicky]

Oh come on give physical encounter details..
Review status at the moment for rubbish bin!

Agree...did you get DFK? OWO or OW? What positions were available and which was the best/worst? Loose or tight pussy? Or do you need us to PM for those details too?

[0mard3000]

What's the point of posting a review if everyone has to PM to find out what happened? Long! It's a punting forum. I'm pretty sure everyone could deal with some uncomfortable details.

[Cuntminion]

Well you don't have to ask for further details if you don't need them, the review is explanatory enough

OP mentioned sp's reaction to my review, in my review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210951.0

If such reactions make a punter put off identifying themselves in any way thats understandable, many punt and review anonymous because they don't want aggro, i don't see whats different here

[king tarzan]

Well you don't have to ask for further details if you don't need them, the review is explanatory enough

OP mentioned sp's reaction to my review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210951.0

If such reactions make a punter put off identifying themselves in any way thats understandable, many punt and review anonymous because they don't want aggro, i don't see whats different here

Still no harm in telling what physical services took place like owo/Dfk for instance.

[Cuntminion]

Still no harm in telling what physical services took place like owo/Dfk for instance.

No harm but that's entirely optional, that wouldn't add more or less to a positive, nuetral or negative unless it directly contributes to it

If you read the review the services have not contributed to the negative i would guess or it would be mentioned

[MB81]

no mention of two....dfk.... two valid points...
no need to go into elaborate detail.. just the basic details..

Agreed. Sorry I missed it.

There was OWO but a  bit toothy for my taste. Her kissing was more FK than DFK. Frankly her services were not the issues here.

Her pussy was quite nice. And the ass was magnificent. She does know how to use her pussy especially in cowgirl.

Hope this helps.

[king tarzan]

Agreed. Sorry I missed it.

There was OWO but a  bit toothy for my taste. Her kissing was more FK than DFK. Frankly her services were not the issues here.

Her pussy was quite nice. And the ass was magnificent. She does know how to use her pussy especially in cowgirl.

Hope this helps.

Thanks.. good more insight. .

[misterali]

I’ve sent OP a PM but I have had no reply.

Has anyone got a response from him?

[DaVINCI]

I’ve sent OP a PM but I have had no reply.

Has anyone got a response from him?

Yeah, l got a reply shortly after he posted the review. 

[SamLP]

I’ve sent OP a PM but I have had no reply.

Has anyone got a response from him?

Yep, received a reply which was enlightening if true.
Urged him to share it on the review, but he was reluctant.
I'm guessing he's a UKE member and is afraid the info may connect the dots with said wg.

[Bangers and Gash]

I'm guessing she slagged off other punters and/or pro$$ies. 

[MB81]

I’ve sent OP a PM but I have had no reply.

Has anyone got a response from him?

Sorry was traveling for work. Just responded.

[vw]

I'm guessing she slagged off other punters and/or pro$$ies. 

didn't platinum cindy have a few reviews about that?     

[misterali]

Sorry was traveling for work. Just responded.

Thanks for the info. I don’t know if you could find ways to anonymise yourself further to avoid feeling at risk of being outed.