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External Link/Members Only1hour B2B massage and HE £80
I fancied a change from the usual Thai parlours and found this girl touring Preston. Several positive reviews from her home in Aberdeen and Edinburgh so I thought this would be a low risk event.
Comms were good, she explained where she was (one of the better locations on New Hall Lane, a serviced flat) and was waving in the window to direct me in.
She's tiny the 5'0" and size 6 of the profile are about right. Nicely shaped pendulous tits, unusual for a Thai with large pink areolae, not the usual dark ones. Is she mixed race? Photos are accurate.
Took me to the bedroom, told me to strip off and lie down while she stashed the cash with whoever was in the next room. Came back and gave me a highly enjoyable delicate massage involving lot of bollock tickling and breasts rubbing up and down. After around 30 minutes it all went wrong. She told me to turn over, and as I did she shoved a jar under my nose. Brown screw top jar the size of a Vicks jar. I thought it was balm, so had a couple of sniffs before she took the jar and inhaled herself.
Things continued, she gave me a front massage before moving onto HE, which to be quite honest wasn't very skilful. Energetic and frenetic with lots of fake grunting. I couldn't get off on it, and told her to stop............so she did, got a rubber glove shoved the jar up my nose again. I had the sense to ask - this time - what it was and she said "podders"..............
Oh shit............I was on Sildenafil. I asked "You mean poppers?" - "Yes" she said.
Well that took the fun out of it. All I could think about was Sildenafil + poppers = bad news..........
She shoved her finger up my bum and tried prostate massage as she tossed, me off but all I got from it was literally a pain in the ass.
Eventually I just told her to stop and went and had a shower, somewhat disconcerted.
Whether what she was shoving up my nose really was a nitrite I don't know - it didn't have that sweet smell, but I was pretty pissed off at the possibility, and also at the fact she'd done it without asking. Fucking dangerously stupid stunt to play. Happily it appeared not to affect me.
I suspect this negative may annoy some of her fans in Scotland, if so that's tough shit. I can only review it as it happened
