External Link/Members OnlyI met Ruby a fair few months ago when I was down in Bristol for work. I paid £200 for 2 hours as per profile.
Now, this is a tough review for me to write - the long and the short of it is that I didn’t have a great time, but I’m in no doubt that as a review of a WG, it should definitely be positive. I will summarise the reasons for that big positive at the end so it’s clear, but for those who don’t mind a ramble (and maybe feel like a giggle at someone else’s bad experience) here goes:
I had first exchanged messages with Ruby about a year ago when she replied to a reverse booking - I remember her not having much feedback at the time. I don’t live in the South West, and she came across as a really friendly and straightforward girl, who was up for all manner of filthy fun. Her profile is pretty clear that she is up for most things, and even though I couldn’t go ahead with that reverse booking in the end, she stuck in my mind and when I found myself planning a work trip to Bristol I looked her up.
Now this is where, as it turns out, I made a bad decision. In general, I don’t find big girls physically attractive. Given the messages I exchanged with Ruby (and she seemed up for a couple of hours of filthy 3 hole fun, which I wanted after a long break from punting), I thought this could be different, and, as we hear really often on this site, I also hoped that that good service and attitude is the most important thing. Turns out that for me, that isn’t necessarily true. I should say that I made the booking in full knowledge of her size. I don’t really know if she’s a size 14 or 16 or what, because I’m rubbish at that, but to be clear, the photos on Ruby’s profile are accurate, they represent her body shape well.
Anyway, Ruby came to the hotel on time, and we met in the bar. I was a bit nervous (I don’t often punt in hotels), but she was really friendly and chatty, flirty in the right way and also seemed pleasingly keen to get on with the action. She’s good company and a good laugh. But I wasn’t really feeling it, as my general lack of being attracted to bigger girls was well in force. I should really have suggested cutting it short but I didn’t - as I say I was feeling a bit nervous so just thought “you’ve got to go through with this”.
Anyway, the time came to go to the room and as we started kissing (FK but probably not DFK), I had the awful sinking feeling that I was going to have a problem - very little happening down below, which of course then just spiralled to even worse places (doubt that you can get properly hard, hating yourself for having made a bad decision in booking the wrong girl for you, regretting the waste of money, knowing that what you’ve imagined as 2 hours of filthy fun is going to be memorable for all the wrong reasons, being even more distracted - oh, what a surprise, I’m still not hard! Time to start that cycle of thought again!)
All credit to Ruby, she tried her best - lots of filthy suggestions whispered right in my ear, everything she could do with hands, tongue and mouth, trying for ages to get something going on with me, a good demonstration of her impressive toy collection - she kept trying, she didn’t seem to get impatient, but ultimately the best I could do was close my eyes, listen to her bringing herself off with her wand and talking filth to me, and through desperately imagining other girls I’ve seen before I eventually managed to get hard enough to wank myself off over her face, which she took without dodging before finishing herself off with her wand. I felt absolutely wretched with myself and wished the ground would open up.
By this time, time was pretty much up and so Ruby cleaned herself up, gave me a hug and a kiss goodbye and left. That’s it really. So essentially I had a bad, awkward wank and paid for the privilege.
I hope it’s fairly clear from the above that the problem is that I took a chance by booking someone in the hope that a lack of physical attraction could be overcome by good service levels (and then being unable to control the spiral of negative thoughts making things worse) - in my case it couldn’t but I only have myself to blame.
So as a summary of why, out of this car crash of a meeting for me, I definitely think Ruby gets a positive. I genuinely don’t think you can ask much more than this list from a WG.
1. Her profile is accurate. She looks like the pictures and I don’t have any reason to doubt that she’s up for all she says.
2. Really good communication, seems very reliable.
3. She’s a genuinely nice and friendly girl.
4. My god, she tried everything she could to get some kind of positive reaction out of me. It must have been rotten for her as well but she didn’t stop trying. Exactly the attitude you’d want from a WG.
If you like bigger girls than I do, I reckon you’ll have fun with Ruby.
I know it’s a long time since I posted a review - since my previous one I have had a lot going on personally, some financial bits and pieces meaning I had zero spare cash for punting, some medical issues, and then, as set out here, some performance issues, which I never had before. I don’t honestly know if I’ll do another any time soon, but I hope this review is useful nevertheless.
