Sara Thai massage Swindon

[Hotspur]

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Having had my faith restored in Thai girls last week, this meet drained me of that enthusiasm.

Communication. Good comms by both phone and text

Location. Modern house on a very nice estate in Swindon. Place was impeccably clean. (Same location as Bee from review last week)

Meeting. I had agreed £100 for an hour massage, including body to body, hr and she said fine for me to touch her. Started off with standard (poor) massage of back and legs, some body to body and after about 15 minutes was asked to turn over. Sara is about 40, 5/10 face, 8/10 boobs with a bulging midriff.
Once on my back it all went downhill. Only miid boob touching with strict instructions on how to do it, no pussy play unless I wanted to pay another £50! At this point I was losing interest but managed to shoot my load after a less than impressive hj.
Whole experience was over in 30 minutes.

Terrible value for money so proceed at your peril.
By the way she has a profile on VS and here's the link.  External Link/Members Only 

[houseboot]

At what point in the booking process were you aware that it was the same place as Bee?

I suppose it was a reasonable assumption/hope that the service would be as good as last week.

Unfortunately, when visiting shops or flats that rotate their staff, the standard tends to be variable. The one place that i've found which is consistent is the Chinese shop in Gloucester. 5 visits, 5 different ladies, all good.

[Hotspur]

Only when I got the postcode. Unlike many girls who seem indifferent on the phone she was chatty and I thought she may have been from the same group, so why not, however that was a big mistake as the review states. Regarding Gloucester been there a few times as well and while I've had some good experiences (see my Coco review from March) it's also been a bit hit and miss.
Speaking to the lady that answers the phone last week, I think they may be moving on as I think they've had some problems with the council.

[The Chirpy Irish]

Thanks Hotspur, great tits (her not you  ) but thanks for the heads up.

I always think that Thai shops/flats are a bit like that quote in Forrest Gump ‘Thai Massages are like a box of chocolates, you never quite know what you’re gonna get’

And do you know something that’s some of the buzz for me haha but still means disappointments along the way !