External Link/Members OnlySeriously in need of a discharge,but not from hospital.Didn't want to (boringly) re-visit the usual,few, good SP suspects in Birmingham.Decided to spread my punting tentacles geographically further.SP recently landed on AdWhore,1 review on here(+ve).Balancing this out now,due to my underwhelming experience.
Booking Exchanges: Prompt / informative text replies
Postcode given quickly
Verbally concise on phone on approach to block
Info conveyancing skills immaculate
9/10 
Location : Walsall -Periphery of town centre
Great location for its proximity to public transport links
Convenient - c. 2 mins walk from Crown Wharf Shopping Park
Apartment block estate - clean grounds/safeish/parking available
9/10 
Consummation Office : Lift up to floor utterly reeked of retch-inducing, rancid B.O.
Like as if a pack of Sahara Desert Marathon runners who'd never heard of anti-perspirant had recently
used it-should be condensed, bottled and used as a chemical weapon.
Exceptionally dated interior flat
Functionally challenged shower
Uninspiring ,basic, mildly grotty trading room
The ultimate candidate for a "60 Minute Makeover"
Won't be returning for a 60 minute,or any period of,makeout,though
4/10 Sex investment : £70 for h/h
4/10 Escort appearance/personality -Approx 5ft 7in/ willowy size 6:8/sallow complexion/nice legs/slim hips/small,pert butt buns/
A-cuppers with decent ,easily engorged nubs/tatt on belly
-prob early -to-mid 30s
- classically attractive (IMO) angular face
- light blue peepers
- Long dark russet hair/ natural, but not luxuriant, dark lady foliage
- minimal make-up
- Medium lipped,odourless kitty kat
-local accent,chatty + friendly,but with an irksome habit of interrupting
client's conversation.......
7/10 Penetration contract signed and sealed.
Asked for pre-coital shower,told it was dodgy,washed salami + spuds in sink -Grrrrrrr!
Carnal Capers :
Whilst freshening up ,she went to deposit in the nearby lounge and heard a low-level conversation ensue. Immediately on edge,we punters can never be too cautious.
Returned,a cursory torso-only "massage" experienced.No sensuality or FK/DFK.Invited to reverse massage,got the dormant periwinkle out of his shell-a nice, lean body and kneadable cheeks.During this,sickly smell of weed being smoked filtered into the room-yikes!
Followed by OWO.Amongst the worst I've ever experienced.Fleeting,shallower than a puddle in the Atacama,glans only depth,nowhere near the walnuts,extremely short-lived ; no excuse as undercarriage hygienic and depilated.Realised she was determining the pace/ agenda and rushing the encounter,indicated by her verbal encouragement and suggestions .Should've been more assertive,maybe too passive for my own good.
Into protected semi-standing doggy at her behest.Gave her a solid rattling,probably the singular highlight ; she's got shapely,trim, bum baps.A scenic view.
Into the final straight, Mamba Mayonnaise approaching critical mass,ripped the Candy Wrapper off Harry Hardon,strangled him ever harder, and finally drained my paste over her boob.Cleaned up with wet wipes,felt sordid as no departure shower available,out on my way to the town centre.20 mins max of action.A limp,not spring,in my step.
4/10Closing points:
Moderate venue,sub-standard parlour type service,minimal sensuality,drug taking in flat,other person(s) on premises(appreciate the need for chaperones,but should be more discrete), decent washing facilities lacking,rushed.But, a decent looking/friendly girl.
Told me during the encounter she'd worked at various local saunas for 8 years.That explains it.
IMO,only suited to the frenzied 15min P+D market.
Frustrating, as if she zipped up her service level a few notches,she could be a decent SP-she's got the looks/body/personality,pity the service isn't commensurate.
Return? Peruse my Emoji pattern in the "Carnal Capers" section above.Go figure.
Recommend ? You could receive a worse/same/better service than me.Let the sex buyer beware,your decision,money, and risk.
Thanks for reading.
LM
