Tasty French Tart - Bayswater, no show, no excuse

[funnyfinney]

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Wasted a trip into London to see this practical joker, who was no doubt busy giving a more longstanding customer a taste of the vie en rose.

Comms were good enough, she replied the day before she was due to arrive, couldn't make my suggested time but offered a slot an hour later.

I was a bit surprised on the day, when she asked if she'd told me the address, which she hadn't...but at least she told me, and added that I should phone up just before and she'd let me know which room and which lift to use. It was a popular tourist hotel that has beds for £70-90 per night (so can't be as smart as it looks).

So, I phoned several times. No answer. Texted, no answer. After 30 mins waiting opposite the hotel, looking fairly dodgy no doubt, I sent a polite text explaining that I wouldn't wait all day. No reply, then or now.

I'd been intrigued by the prospect of a slim young black SP, a rarity in London these days, and would love to hear of a sensible and reliable one. A previous reviewer was kind enough to call this one 'ditzy'...

Oh and by the way, she doesn't offer anal on first meet. If you ever get that far.

Funny how my autofill tries to convert 'Bayswater' into 'Nauseated'....

[salome]

Ah, sorry to hear. When I was in the room with her she picked up the phone to the next punter. He might have been unreasonable phoning so much if he was due at the end of my hour, but in any case the way my meeting went we were into chat time at that point. I thought she's going to answer the phone so may be I should stop talking but she didn't seem to be bothered either way. Well she is French so I put it down to that.

I posted my review ASAP because my experience at least debunked the "no b2b bookings" claim. Cultural difference? Cynical l double booking? Previous guy stumped up inflated extension rate? You decide