External Link/Members OnlySampled this widely reviewed SP on my London travels in Spring,her service level is still high.Had always wanted to tick a Middle Eastern WG off my punting bucket list-mission accomplished,happy days.
Comms- Initial morning text evoked a quick reply, Maya's follow- up ones confirmed booking time/nearest tube/postcode.House/ flat number revealed when in the vicinity.Prompt and precise.Kept waiting for a few mins after agreed time,though.
Location - Top floor flat in a converted terraced house a few mins walk from West Kensington.Quiet,safe street off one of the main thoroughfares, with minimal pedestrian/road traffic.Discrete.For clients with limited mobility etc,stairs may be an issue.Refuelling available after the deed, courtesy of several nearby takeaways/newsagents.
Courtesan's "office"- clean ,tidy,spacious modern flat with neutral decor,bathed in natural light,with a high-walled roof garden type area.Al fresco rumpy possibly viable without being overlooked,for those so inclined? Disclaimer-this may be illegal!
Imbursement - £100 for h/h (a few months ago).Since then,have noticed it's fluctuated,peaking at 6 purple notes.Feel she's a flea's pubic hair width off this and doesn't quite merit this price point ,however.Rich git Londoners may disagree.
Escort greeting/appearance - Main door left unlocked and entered,trudged up the many stairs to be met by a cooing and enthusiastic Maya,wow! After my Himalayan ascent,this nearly finished hyperventilating me off!
Definitely at least mid 30s(if she's 26,she has a paper round that she started as a pre-pubescent and has yet to finish,and I've just got a licence to open pork pie patisseries in Saudi and Israel).
About 5ft 6in/ attractive-to- quite attractive facially(IMO)/black hair/good teeth/ caramel skin tone with a few freckles/size 8:10 /nicely shaped 34B boobies with permanently erect suckling pegs/wonderfully callipygous.Lean,toned,yet curvy figure.Fully shaven,neat foo-foo(unenamoured with ones that look like a disembowelled oyster) . Profile pics bang on.Good spoken English............. Better stop before I'm nominated for the fluffy podium.
Wearing a one piece latex bodysuit that ventilated her mamms and crotch.Five purples donated towards her zillionth pair of Jimmy Choos,freshened up in the adequate shower.
Proceedings - Lay on her bed,immediately launched into some FK,our bodies erotically entwined.Mini LM rapidly engorged,at which point she asked if she could snap him on her 'phone,WTF? Said he was"unique".Well, I know he's over a foot long ,with a Pepsi can girth and bell end the size of a lemon, but what's so special? Gents,do you think I'm lying? Lol! Over my initial surprise,I found this strangely erotic and agreed,with a no face/body caveat obviously included.Never thought I'd be a porn star- look out Ron Jeremy,I'm sneaking up on your blindside.
Good oral,with varying depth,hand action,speed,spitting,licking,plum licking and sucking.Attention to the perineal area and light rimming.
Eventually progressed to a full 69 on her neat clam,clean and fresh ,with no odours to evoke nostalgic memories in Captain Birdseye.Flowed into mish(obviously suited up),during which she pulled some startled faces.Concerned something was wrong,she assured me that everything was cool.
Then, into my fave,doggy.Black and Decker set to hammer action, drilled her so hard and deep I'm surprised she didn't regurgitate her viscera.She's got a Tommy Cooper knack of producing items out of thin air,and started simultaneously stimulating her clit and my ballsack with this vibrating toy thing.Did little for me,though.Spying her dark, puckered rosebud between her caramel orbs,a frisson of excitement coursed through me at the thought of plundering her forbidden hole,but alas,after enquiring(always ask out of courtesy),the red and white "Access Denied" sign was put up.Presumably tightness on her part,or size on mine.Know I'm not small,but wouldn't make Mandingo/John Holmes jealous anytime soon, either.Disappointed.
Culminated in taking off the penis PPE and ,with further hoovering,blasted my porridge in her mouth-during which,surprise surprise (Cilla?) she conjured up her 'phone from nowhere to capture the jetstream.Relief.
Post-coital shower to cleanse the body fluids ; and soul,lol.
Was offered a drink(accepted),and stayed 25mins beyond time at Maya's insistence.Spoke about anything/everything,during which M was very tactile,funny,and sat on my lap for a while,had the python stirring.Revealed she was an architect(obviously specialises in gonad structure). Left at my insistence,2 hours later on the train home,received a series of explicit texts from her.
Verdict - Memorable encounter with a renowned SP.
+ves- Lovely body,bum,boobs and nips/attractive/broad service spectrum/great personality and enthusiasm/very friendly and welcoming/service level hasn't lapsed compared to previous reviews.
neutral -didn't partake in "A"-levels,but I recognise that the rectum has a finite capacity,and it's the SPs prerogative to refuse a potentially uncomfortable service.
-ves - although she asks permission,filming and potential privacy issues may wind up some clients/photoing during meet may be a ploy for you to subscribe to her expensive Awank PG to see if your bits are in there,divesting you of more hard earned/ stated age well wide of the true mark,like an Emile Heskey shot/unsolicited post -meeting texts may be indiscrete for many/prices a bit steep(esp the 1hr one).
Return? - Yes,but as a rare treat when I'm in London and with the proviso of a £100 h/h rate .
Recommend? Yes,but based on
my experience.Would imagine that she would get on with most clients but we all know that YMMV,you pays your money and you takes your chance.
Have a good 'un(or few), folks!
LM
