Author Topic: Horny Kelly29 - a Romanian tourer - Doncaster.  (Read 1549 times)


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Having done my usual due diligence, my TGTBT bullshit meter was through the roof, I got nothing back so I thought why not.

The short version.

Don't do that services scammer.
 
The booking process.

A couple of texts and that was that. Stall laid out and everything confirmed by return. Kissing with tongues, OWO, rimming on me, anal and CIM. Time, duration and venue details sorted.
 
No AWank booking request no fuck all. Simples and just how I like it.

GAME ON !!!
 
The waiting game.

There wasn’t one. I was knocking on Kelly’s door less than 4 hours after the booking was made.

The Venue.

French sounding place in Doncaster.
 
First I am going to describe her.

I expected to meet this lass…..

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….and fuck me sideways that’s exactly who I got. Either that or there’s another lass out there with exactly the same tattoos.
The pictures are though flattering and I reckon a couple of years old.

The meeting.

I arrived at the venue with 5 minutes to spare and let Kelly know I was there. An immediate come on down so off I trotted.

I knocked on the door and Kelly did the hiding thing and when she shut the door my initial reaction was fuck yes bring it on.

The lass in front of me was IMHO absolutely FAF and dressed in a tiny one piece bodysuit that left nothing to the imagination. I was well happy to fuck her on the understanding that the agreed services were on the table.

I was then asked how long and she made it quite clear she wanted to see the cash.

Whoa steady on love I wanna know what I’m getting for my hard earned. Even though my dick was starting twitch I’m not that stupid that I’m going to cough up till the lass in the room confirms what she’s going to do for me.

No surprises when she refused me kissing, OWO, rimming on me, anal and CIM.

I showed her the texts, and her AWank profile on my phone, to be told that someone else did the website and that she didn't send the texts.

Arrogant cunt then told me that there were plenty of mugs, she used that very word, that were happy to stay so she didn’t give a shit if I left or stayed.

Enough said so I told her I was off and walked.

The money bit.

It was meant to be £110 for the hour with NO extras.

In conclusion.

Yet again another utter and total fucking waste of space.

FFS why can’t these scamming cunts just be honest about what they are willing to do ??


« Last Edit: August 12, 2018, 05:25:07 pm by mrfishyfoo »

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Offline Berbatov82

Wow!! I can't believe she actually exists!!!  :lol: I've seen these photos doing the rounds on vivashite for a while now but thought they were stock fashion gallery images. Must admit, for the price £110/hr, I'd be up for her if kissing was included in some form or another but she probably hand jobs punters till cum then kicks them out. Calling punters 'mugs' though, makes my blood boil :angry: Stupid cow doesn't deserve wg pay rates rather deserves to be working for a national supermarket chain on minimum wage. Once again Mr FF we fellow punters are grateful to you for rolling the dice and then having the strength of character to walk on her  :lol:

Offline Gas Man 40s

Crazy!! Offer the service as fit as that and have queues around the block!
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Wow!! I can't believe she actually exists!!!  :lol: I've seen these photos doing the rounds on vivashite for a while now but thought they were stock fashion gallery images. Must admit, for the price £110/hr, I'd be up for her if kissing was included in some form or another but she probably hand jobs punters till cum then kicks them out. Calling punters 'mugs' though, makes my blood boil :angry: Stupid cow doesn't deserve wg pay rates rather deserves to be working for a national supermarket chain on minimum wage. Once again Mr FF we fellow punters are grateful to you for rolling the dice and then having the strength of character to walk on her  :lol:

The tattoos don't lie.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

I told her to her face what a fucking cunt I thought she was and she just laughed it off.

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Crazy!! Offer the service as fit as that and have quesues around the block!

I agree but it would seem there are enough "mugs" out there that put up and shut up for her not to care.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Fucking pisstake of the highest order if you ask me.  :thumbsdown: :bomb: :bomb: :thumbsdown:

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Tempted on those pics to just fuck her!

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Tempted on those pics to just fuck her!

I was tempted as well.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Glad I didn't as, for a change, I had a backup plan and she turned out to be a unicorn !!!  :yahoo: :yahoo:

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She's a pretty girl yes.  But do you seriously expect to get all those services for £110!!!!!

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Arrogant cunt then told me that there were plenty of mugs, she used that very word, that were happy to stay so she didn’t give a shit if I left or stayed.
She could mean a post on Ugly Mugs for you.  :lol:

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She's a pretty girl yes.  But do you seriously expect to get all those services for £110!!!!!
I've had them for less.

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Did they have teeth?
No reason why someone can't get anal, CIM and kissing for 100 notes. Anybody who is paying upwards of £150 for that with a plain Jane is a fucking mug.

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No reason why someone can't get anal, CIM and kissing for 100 notes. Anybody who is paying upwards of £150 for that with a plain Jane is a fucking mug.

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY !!!  :lol: :lol:

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She's a pretty girl yes.  But do you seriously expect to get all those services for £110!!!!!

Did you read my review ??  :dash: :dash:

Clearly not.  :music: :music:

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I was tempted as well.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Glad I didn't as, for a change, I had a backup plan and she turned out to be a unicorn !!!  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Quite interested in MrFishyFoos Unicorn

... When you've had your fill of course  :lol:

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I was tempted as well.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Glad I didn't as, for a change, I had a backup plan and she turned out to be a unicorn !!!  :yahoo: :yahoo:


   was she a rom, mr ff.... :sarcastic:                 :hi:

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She's a pretty girl yes.  But do you seriously expect to get all those services for £110!!!!!

Looking forward your reviews of the girls you have seen who offered those services and the prices you paid.

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Yep.  :D :D
     

 i think i may need some counselling as i seem to be attracted to these roms...... :wacko:   

 just podged another rom in leeds,slim, nothing special to look at ,crap location,  but nice owo,passionate kissing ,ro ,finger ,decent fuck ,£50/30mins friendly....

 not gonna review yet until ive had another go this week      :yahoo:       :hi:

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Looking forward your reviews of the girls you have seen who offered those services and the prices you paid.

Reckon we all are.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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i think i may need some counselling as i seem to be attracted to these roms...... :wacko:   

 just podged another rom in leeds,slim, nothing special to look at ,crap location,  but nice owo,passionate kissing ,ro ,finger ,decent fuck ,£50/30mins friendly....

 not gonna review yet until ive had another go this week      :yahoo:       :hi:

It's UNICORN fever I tell you !!!  :D :D :D

I'm always looking in the hope of finding one.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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Sorry to hear you had your time wasted (again). She looks utterly FAF but her attitude absolutely stinks. Well done for letting big brain over rule your small brain.  :hi:
When will these lasses realise that if they do the basics well then they will be busy and get good rates and get back to Romania with a bank account full of our £’s. Sheer dumb cunts - and I refer to both the lass and her pimp. :dash:
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I told her to her face what a fucking cunt I thought she was and she just laughed it off.

Fucking Sergei would have popped out the cupboard if I'd have given her the fuck off tablet, but well done for doing so!!

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Sorry to hear you had your time wasted (again). She looks utterly FAF but her attitude absolutely stinks. Well done for letting big brain over rule your small brain.  :hi:
When will these lasses realise that if they do the basics well then they will be busy and get good rates and get back to Romania with a bank account full of our £’s. Sheer dumb cunts - and I refer to both the lass and her pimp. :dash:

Couldn't have worked out better as planB was a unicorn.  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

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Fucking hell, that looks like the scamming cunt I had a run-in with. Can't be sure though. What do you think, is it the same skank?

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Fucking hell, that looks like the scamming cunt I had a run-in with. Can't be sure though. What do you think, is it the same skank?

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That inking on the one that fucked you over is very distinctive. Shame I didn't see her back fella.

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Thanks for the review. I emailed for information on services and didn’t get a response so never booked. I am not sure I would have had the willpower to walk if she was fit.
You obviously have better sense than most horny bastards.

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Thanks for the review. I emailed for information on services and didn’t get a response so never booked. I am not sure I would have had the willpower to walk if she was fit.
You obviously have better sense than most horny bastards.

Sergei would have told you she's the best thing since sliced bread as he fed you the bullshit he know's you want to "hear".

Then you'd have redcarded her as a "don't do that services scammer".