External Link/Members OnlyService: £80 30 min
Comms: Quick replies but has a poor grasp on the English language. Hard to get anything other than a standard “yes” and then the copy and pasted address. Called on phone to ask what flat number and that was a massive struggle - my first red flag.
Location: Not really walkable, I had to get an Uber as too far from a tube without getting sweaty
Looks: She doesn’t really look like her pictures but she’s not unattractive. I’d say a solid 6/10
Service: So I arrived and there’s another WG in the flat who I have to walk past, and then a guy doing her make up who looked a bit strange - second red flag.
We shower together and then walk past the two people to her bedroom which is filthy and bed sheets look like they haven’t been washed for weeks (third red flag). She started OWO and then moved to revserse cowgirl. However, even though she had showered with me, she still smelt unclean down under so this was a massive turnoff.
I had to finish myself and left early
Conclusion: I wish I didn’t ignore the red flags and walked. Unhygienic and a poor punt, one of the worst I have ever done. Do not recommend