Amber - Colindale : Avoid isgusting person. Farted in the middle of a crap punt

[Sam_12]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

[Buzz666]

That's some people's fetish you got for free there lol

[Waterhouse]

That's some people's fetish you got for free there lol

Eez estra, bby.

[RAJEC]

That's some people's fetish you got for free there lol

+1.

Also look at it this way; you must have made her feel really comfortable 

[Sheraton]

Sorry bud but this was  funny ...will duly avoid and thanks for the heads up

[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks for the review/warning.Sorry about your experience though.This is from her profile that was linked:
"MASSAGE
~I offer an unforgettable swedish massage"

Well she's certainly got that right!!!

[Stortford]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Your doing well 2 punts 2 avoid this animal

[_Rust_]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

My bullshit detector is flashing pretty strongly.

2 posts, 2 very short reviews, both accuse the WG of quite random shit and that we should avoid at all costs...hmmmm

Hi Sergei, dusty phone because business is being won by others is it?

[HighlyMotivated]

Saw this WG maybe 3 years ago, good punt

Why don’t u explain what really happened OP, bit more detail and be honest 

[Bikerboy]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

I thought you meant yourself  Ah avoid a WH, I see..

[Robbiebucks]

Top it off farted in my face.

Straight onto the hotlist!

Now... I wonder if she has a glass table? 

[Sam_12]

My bullshit detector is flashing pretty strongly.

2 posts, 2 very short reviews, both accuse the WG of quite random shit and that we should avoid at all costs...hmmmm

Hi Sergei, dusty phone because business is being won by others is it?

This is 2 recent experiences... Put me off for the moment

[TonyD]

My bullshit detector is flashing pretty strongly.

2 posts, 2 very short reviews, both accuse the WG of quite random shit and that we should avoid at all costs...hmmmm

Hi Sergei, dusty phone because business is being won by others is it?

 

[NIK]

My bullshit detector is flashing pretty strongly.

2 posts, 2 very short reviews, both accuse the WG of quite random shit and that we should avoid at all costs...hmmmm

Hi Sergei, dusty phone because business is being won by others is it?

Mine too! 

[Demuncher]

My bullshit detector is flashing pretty strongly.

2 posts, 2 very short reviews, both accuse the WG of quite random shit and that we should avoid at all costs...hmmmm

Hi Sergei, dusty phone because business is being won by others is it?

Both negatives are of girls in Hendon and whilst that's plausible dies reek of a rival trying to discredit competition!

[punk]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Watch out you could get pink eye.

[peter purves]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Hopefully not like this 

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Better luck next time around 

[Waterhouse]

Straight onto the hotlist!

Now... I wonder if she has a glass table? 

"Alright... giggity"

[j4247]

Review is a bit short too, makes me think its made up bollocks

[deen2099]

Free farts? I can’t wait to see her 😂

[magnetico]

So you came in the room,
you paid your fee,
she "dictated" you to put your nose in her asshole,
and then she farted on your face,
and then you left?

Sounds like your fantasy. 

[STAR-LORD]

As funny as it sounds...no price, no duration, little to no description, no lady or town mentioned in title until recently, and little to no content. What's the scale on this one? 

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[Bangers and Gash]

It sounds like hot air to me. 

[bhudda]

In my experience they dont fart till the third meet

[Waterhouse]

It sounds like hot air to me. 

Of the smelly type   

[LLPunting]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Perhaps you got her off and when she came she just lost control.  Geez, some guys are so tetchy about how some girls express their appreciation.

[punk]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Isn't that a Russian custom,when they have had a good time?

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[magnetico]

After the T-Girls tags which are coming, we may need a Fart-Girls tag?

[Steve2]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Definitely not my experience with her. It's been a couple of years since I last saw her but she was good

[SamLP]

If the OP had really seen her, he’d know she isn’t in Colindale which is where it states in the ad, and consequently in the review heading. She’s actually in Edgware.

Reviewed this wg years ago and seen her several times. Never farted in my face 

Sounds like a bullshit review tbh.

[Robbiebucks]

If the OP had really seen her, he’d know she isn’t in Colindale which is where it states in the ad, and consequently in the review heading. She’s actually in Edgware.

Reviewed this wg years ago and seen her several times. Never farted in my face 

Sounds like a bullshit review tbh.

I think the review heading might have been changed, helped or mutilated since the OP! Not sure how to check if it has though...

[punk]

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Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

If the OP had really seen her, he’d know she isn’t in Colindale which is where it states in the ad, and consequently in the review heading. She’s actually in Edgware.

Sounds like a bullshit review tbh.

Who would have guess OP? 

[Wolf_66]

Avoid this animal.
Very bossy and dictates what u will do. To. Top it off farted in my face.

Can't stop laughting 
How did farty fart on your face?
Was you in a sexual position?
Or she just came up and farted on your face

[joe diddley]

That's some people's fetish you got for free there lol

It's known as the Dutch Oven. Your partner pulls the blanket over your head while you are performing oral on her/him and he/she lets one go, ideally a silent and smelly one. My own interest in this practice is purely academic, I hasten to add.