Maria Massage - Glasgow

[Uncle Buck]

Visited this SP recently. I know she has been recently reviewed but I thought I would add my tuppence worth and my experience.

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Price
£50 for 30 minutes

Location
Gallowgate near City Centre. Plenty of parking nearby and safe through the day. As usual given exact apartment number upon arrival.


Service Provider
Many have mentioned that she is not particularly pretty. I would 100% agree..... not a looker at all but I knew before what to expect. Similar to a recent review, Maria opened the door in a mini skirt and top. Immediate impression - tall and relatively fit.

Services
Shown into the bedroom area where there was a massage table and double bed. Paperwork sorted and she left the room to get my change whilst I got undressed and lay on the massage table. Beforehand I asked to use the toilet. It was not clean at all.
Maria returned and started her "massage". It was basically a very light rub of back, legs and the under carriage. Not particularly good but not unpleasant. Whilst she was doing her massage, I could tell she was undressing at the same time. I was then asked to turn over which obviously allowed me to have a look at her body.
Now I will disagree with the punter (007_Stallion7)who recently reviewed her. Her body is okay/ decent but certainly not a perfect figure or super slim waist. That said, excellent tits which she played with whilst rubbing against me. She then went onto OWO which was okay and a nice lick of the balls. So far it was okay.
Then asked whether I wanted to move to the bed, which I agreed to!! Immediately got the jacket out and after a bit more OWO lay on her back and asked whether I wanted to have sex. An affirmative answer from me and a bit of mish. She isn't shaved so kinda natural bush which I wasn't particularly keen on. Battered away for a while, some french kissing and then I asked her for more OWO until I finished.
Quick clean up and back in the car - 25 minutes in total.
Summary
I've rated this as a neutral simply because it was a very average service/ experience. £50 is a fair price, Maria is a nice girl and very friendly with decent English. That said, I am unlikely to return.

UB

[Happyjose]

Thanks for the review

Was intrigued by the bath service, but if her cludgie is manky I think I'll give it a miss

The link you've posted is fucked up, but the one by the index works ok

[007_stallion7]

Fair enough UB - your experience almost mirrored mine. Everybody is different and I went in with low expectations hence why I enjoyed it a little more than you. That and this was my first proper punt in months! Massages being more my thing...

[Uncle Buck]

Fair enough UB - your experience almost mirrored mine. Everybody is different and I went in with low expectations hence why I enjoyed it a little more than you. That and this was my first proper punt in months! Massages being more my thing...

Massages are more of my thing too. Maria is definitely not a massage provider in my opinion.

I’ll glad you enjoyed your time with her. Different strokes for different folks.

UB

[Jock D]

It's always baffled me the amount positivety she's generated on here...both reviews & comments I saw her once ages ago and it was an instantly forgettable experience.

[Loki]

Massages are more of my thing too. Maria is definitely not a massage provider in my opinion.

I’ll glad you enjoyed your time with her. Different strokes for different folks.

UB

is she still giving it the ooooh baby, yes babbyyyy routine??

 

[Uncle Buck]

It's always baffled me the amount positivety she's generated on here...both reviews & comments I saw her once ages ago and it was an instantly forgettable experience.

It was my first visit and as I said in the review - I won’t be returning.

UB

[Uncle Buck]

is she still giving it the ooooh baby, yes babbyyyy routine??

 

If she did then I managed to block it out.

UB

[Jock D]

It was my first visit and as I said in the review - I won’t be returning.

UB

I wasn't having a dig at your review UB... just making a general point about her popularity within the UKP ranks.

Agree with you 100% that she is not a genuine massage provider... and really shouldn't advertise as one.

[Uncle Buck]

I wasn't having a dig at your review UB... just making a general point about her popularity within the UKP ranks.

Agree with you 100% that she is not a genuine massage provider... and really shouldn't advertise as one.

I didn’t think you were Jock. I was simply confirming we were both of the same viewpoint.

Underwhelming and not repeatable

UB