External Link/Members OnlyDid my bit to contribute to this Polish Milf's pension fund when on business in Buuuurmingham.After my last disastrous rendezvous with a Warszawa maiden here,this turned out to be part -redemption for that. SP is a tourer,and told me she may not be back in Brum until September,going back to Poland next week.Presumably to recuperate after the borehole sinking I gave her(wishful thinking).
Comms- Quick ,accurate,legible. Given postcode after my initial enquiry text,booking time suggested by her and confirmed by me,Bob's your uncle(or should that be Bobski?).
Location - Block of flats in the Jewellery Quarter periphery,on the Hockley side.Fairly new build,with a simple security entry system -cue an orgasm in the technophobes amongst us.Main entrance on a major road,but didn't feel conspicuous.Can't comment on proximity parking as I use public transport.St.Paul's tram stop a few mins walk away.Upper floor flat,lift available.
Whores grotto - clean ,tidy,spacious modern flat,with a powerful shower in the bathroom-so strong it pressure washed the 'nads when undertaking the pre-punt ritual of nether region freshening.Dirty deeds took place in a purposely set out bedroom across the hall from this.Welcome portable fan blazing away in the kiln- hot room.
Financial damage- £60 for h/h .Services conveyed in her text included GFE/ FK/ OWO/RO/COF/COB/CIM(declined by her ultimately,tbf it's not on her profle,but she shouldn't include this in her comms ,then.Sergei(or is it Piotr?),please ensure that stated services in texts and on the profile you've probably written ,match
/protected intercourse(all positions).
Escort welcome/appearance -Door opened as I approached, met by a smiling Inka,who cheekily proceeded to cup my frankfurter and spuds in her hand, over my trousers.Yay-better start than Usain Bolt with his shorts on fire.Vibe meter needle indicated this was going to be a decent punt,so wallet 3 purple notes lighter a few secs later.
Estimate she's late 30s/early 40s(if she's 32,Verne Troyer successfully committed bestiality on a female giraffe,without stepladders).
It's her on her AWank profile pics.Or her twin sister.About 5ft 7in/size10ish/ moderately attractive(IMO)with typically Slavic face and cheekbones/long,fair-to-blonde hair /medium sized firm B:C cup globes with large areolae and nipples /slight belly/Gluteal mounds narrow and flat(get some squats in,luv)/Fully shaven chuff.Decent spoken English.Cheerful and cheeky outlook.Wearing a black top, knickers and heels.Top class hygiene(no Birdseye factory aromas evident in doggy).
Proceedings -
After freshening up,blasted off with standing FK(she's a good,enthusiastic, tonsil miner)interspersed with her stroking Private LM,soon had him standing to attention from stand-at-ease.Turned around to twerk her orbs on him -great teasing!
Flowed onto the bed,where she attended to nipples and chest with her tongue,sensuous.Some good Scotch egg licking and sucking followed,took her time over this.Onto the shaft hoovering,I feel this is where she lost points a bit-excessively fast straight up-and-down action,with no methodology variations.Face-f*cking,but in reverse.Maybe she was trying to get me to cum early?Felt the cream begin to simmer,so had to slow her down before I prematurely jettisoned.
Then onto my fave,doggy(woof,woof).Musket in a protective holster,primed and cocked( pun intended),proceeded to furiously drill her,going so deep that her ovaries and fallopian tubes became apprehensive and put up the "No entry" signs.Some "appreciative" low moans from her.During this,I noticed she has a curious,V shaped notch in the skin above her coccyx.Was she born with one of those extra "tails" and had it surgically removed? F*cking an alien ticked off the bucket list,then! Joking,she's a pleasant lady.
Tadpoles eventually started screaming to be released from their crowded torment,so I politely asked for CIM.As aforementioned,this was declined and was instructed to splash on her face,she lay on her back and I eventually deposited a pool on her flushed chest.Cue Tarzan chest thumping for a decent Polish redemption punt .
Took a clean-up shower,dressed while engaging in some small talk(and proudly showing her my command of Polish swear words!).She is a nice girl,with a good sense of humour.A good attitude/high enthusiasm/ having a laugh is king with me.
+ves-clear comms/discrete,clean+safe venue/good VFM/decent boobs/great FK /attitude+enthusiasm/reasonably wide service spectrum.
neutrals -shouldn't promise CIM in a text,especially if it's not on her profile-profile and text stated services should be synchronous.
-ves - significantly older than claimed age,IMO/bit of a pancake booty,Beyonce wouldn't be looking over her shoulder.
Verdict -A good,solid value punt with an enthusiastic EE Milf.May never win the Miss Poland title,or model swimwear,but she's cheery and fun.
Return? Likely,if she tours Brummieland again.
Recommend? Yes,but based on
my experience.Disclaimer -we all know that YMMV,one man's meat is another one's poison etc ,you pays your money and you takes your chance.
Happy and satisfying punting, folks!
And so to bed.........
LM
