OK after my disappointment with Nikki4you,
External Link/Members Only, (total time waster)
I looked for some relief and decided I'd TOFT and try 'Rosi'
External Link/Members OnlyRosi had no feedback and no UKP history but balls needed emptying and she looked really fit so thought just go for it, at worst it would be a dump and go. Well comms great, no problems there, time, dosh all agreed on the phone but it was obvious from the accent that she was definitely not 'United Kingdom' but EE. (she said she was from Hungary but I doubt it, probably more Rom in disguise - see Natty Big Boobs below).
Parked up, found plac and not dissapointed in what greeted me although it was really obvious that no kissing was on offer. Then I was stunned when she offered me her friend as well for an extra £30 (refused) and this was dropped like a stone to just £10. who could say no! (idiot).
Enter Natalie 'Natty Big Boobs'
External Link/Members OnlyI don't know who she was but the photos are her and surprise, surprise her profile says Romanian so working as a Romanian team.
Like Rosi, no feedback either on AW or on UKP but a threesome, well it would have been rude not to.
Whatever you imagine a threesome to be like, this was the complete opposite.
Big mistake, whilst only a half hour booking for £70 plus £10 for a threesome, I was the mug as they double teamed me to get my rocks off as quickly as possible. No real licking, no sucking, no kissing, five minutes of penetration before switching over only to receive a hand job, and a bad one at that, before the show was over and oh, they buggered off to the bathroom, obviously time to dress and exit the buiding.
There next whistle stop is on the 1st August, watch out Borehamwood becuase they're coming your way.
AVOID.
