Author Topic: Malee - A1 Swalwell  (Read 3331 times)

Offline Jacko7891

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Booked 30mins at £20
Malee I would say in her mid to late 40’s great pair of tits in her
Coms nice and easy a few texts and all booked

Went with a back and shoulder problem gave a great firm massage lots of teasing on the cock and balls moving the little fella to one side while massaging the inner thigh (not just pushing it to one side but actually grabbing hold of it giving a little tug and moving) just be4 being asked to flip over she ran her nails all over my back but went really slow on the little fella ball like paying more Attention to them
On the flip the massage carried on working the problem on the shoulder while doing this she kept brushing her tits in my face when time was up she offered me a shower

When in a the shower I noticed the massage had ran over by 20 mins quickly showered and out of there

Got to say great massage not rushed  deffo no clock watching but no HE either this time but I’m sure it might have been offered if we had more time

Some of you mite think why a positive when no HE but like I say lot positive great massage sorted the back and shoulder out not rushed no clock watching lot of teasing  tits in my face running over by 20 mins not asking for a penny more and still being offered a shower not just a wipe down and sent away so for those reasons I would go back




Offline uk_fisher

Good review and yes he is on offer

Offline Jamie2202

I concour excellent massage and he

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Probably nearly a decade out with Malee's age, but sure, fantastic rack and thigh gap to match.
She is a lovely shy, but determined lady whose massages get better and better. She concentrates on her massage, but I've got to say her teasing is getting better and better, and almost on par with Sheng.
She will move the old boy to massage you, but that's because it's in the way, if you want her to go further just ask, you'll find her very accommodating, but not too far as she simply does not like it !

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So how would you three guys know HE was on the menu when not one of you has done or been arsed a review :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

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So how would you three guys know HE was on the menu when not one of you has done or been arsed a review :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

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I will pop this in my calender and put a review up.  :thumbsup:
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So how would you three guys know HE was on the menu when not one of you has done or been arsed a review


Get a life you nupty. Just cos no review don't been you ain't been there. Are you a Sar-major in the Army or moved to the bizzies !

Freedom of speech, free to comment 😱

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So how would you three guys know HE was on the menu when not one of you has done or been arsed a review


Get a life you nupty. Just cos no review don't been you ain't been there. Are you a Sar-major in the Army or moved to the bizzies !

Freedom of speech, free to comment 😱

Wrong attitude as a newbie. Wind you neck in, post some reviews, earn respect amd kudos.......otherwise you won't:

Get much help here and

Last much longer as a member.

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Wrong attitude as a newbie. Wind you neck in, post some reviews, earn respect amd kudos.......otherwise you won't:

Get much help here and

Last much longer as a member.

Ooh, mortally wounded and can't survive Sar-Major. At least my original post provided information, rather than the drivel you aspouse to ............

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Ooh, mortally wounded and can't survive Sar-Major. At least my original post provided information, rather than the drivel you aspouse to ............

School holidays again and all the fucking numpties are out,   :wacko:    you won't last long on here pal with a shit attitude like your's.   :thumbsdown:

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So how would you three guys know HE was on the menu when not one of you has done or been arsed a review


Get a life you nupty. Just cos no review don't been you ain't been there. Are you a Sar-major in the Army or moved to the bizzies !

Freedom of speech, free to comment 😱

Well "Arsehole Scrapings" this site is about the passage of information about WG's and if twats like you can't be arsed to write a review, then this site won't work. If we all adopted your selfish attitude, the site would be no more, and of no use to anyone, including "Leeches" like you.

Freedom of speech, free to comment, not a problem. All i said was the truth, not one of you lazy fekers, could be arsed to do a review, even though you all said you'd had or implied HE was on offer.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Just for the record it's actually "Numpty" not "nupty".  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Ooh, mortally wounded and can't survive Sar-Major. At least my original post provided information, rather than the drivel you aspouse to ............

Why mention me........ It's not my quote you've used, Dickhead.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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Why mention me........ It's not my quote you've used, Dickhead.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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You won't get any sense out of him Sar,  I think that's long gone if it was ever there in the first place.  :wacko:

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You won't get any sense out of him Sar,  I think that's long gone if it was ever there in the first place.  :wacko:

Maybe he should go and see that lass down Sunderland way.

You know the one............ Cherry Knowle, I think her name was...............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Maybe he should go and see that lass down Sunderland way.

You know the one............ Cherry Knowle, I think her name was...............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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I'm old enough to know 'her' as well, couldn't fault the incall location.    :sarcastic:

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I'm old enough to know 'her' as well, couldn't fault the incall location.    :sarcastic:

Me too, only 5 mins away,  pity she retired  :sarcastic:

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Maybe he should go and see that lass down Sunderland way.



You know the one............ Cherry Knowle, I think her name was...............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:
Can't find your reviews on her you leeches !

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Me too, only 5 mins away,  pity she retired  :sarcastic:

I'd heard that a while ago Alf, shame as there were plenty "Shenanigans" going on behind locked doors.   :rolleyes:   :crazy:

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Offline Sar-Major

Can't find your reviews on her you leeches !

So sorry, but there wasn't much in the way of Internet or even this site. When I found out about her, years ago.  :rolleyes:

PS Go find your own "Fekin Script Writer"....................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Can't find your reviews on her you leeches !

it's a pity she's gone, she would've welcomed you with open arms. You would've been more than a regular.

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He's gone. No loss to the forum.

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it's a pity she's gone, she would've welcomed you with open arms. You would've been more than a regular.

 :thumbsup:    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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He's gone. No loss to the forum.

Yep............ Yet another "School Boys Early Retirement".  :wacko:

I wonder which "Telephone Box" he's having his party in?  :rolleyes:

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