It's not often these days that I do anything other than FBSM with some B2B and of course HE :-) But the wee man was demanding more so I took to AW and UKP with a specific set of requirements:
- young-ish, under 35
- size 12 max
- great rack
- good attitude, no cold Roms
- take a facial
- in Birmingham or surrounds
- 30 mins for £80 max
Not surprisingly, all of the hot looking prossies had bad reps on UKP and not just the east european ones. So, I compromised on size and came up with this one:
External Link/Members OnlyMade the phone call, spoke to a maid who had a very squeaky barbie-voice, arranged the time and agreed the price and services; good start. Postcode was texted and was in Chinatown which is excellent for cheap parking so made my way there at the appointed time and phoned again. What followed was a highly professional guiding by phone to the apartment block, through the door and to the flat. Not even those of us who excel in getting lost inside hotels and apartment blocks could fail with this one.
Monica is exactly as described in other posts so there were no surprises. She's about 32, fairly attractive (6.5 out of 10) and is significantly bigger than the pics on AW. I'd say a size 16 but no more than that. Large and lovely rack! Monica is good fun too, a naturally happy person with a good sense of humour. The biggest drawback with her is that her English is awful; if you speak Polish you could probably have a good laugh with her!
Onto the business in hand and she delivers a pretty good GFE - lots of sweaty writhing about, FK with some tongue action, has got no problem with OWO, RO, fingers and a good hard shafting. In fact I think she genuinely enjoys it all which helps with the flow of action.
However, as we're getting to business end of the time, she's delivering some pretty good oral and I tell her I'm going to give a facial. To which she replies No, put in my mouth. Gutted! I asked again but she said it would mess up her face. So despite it being offered on her AW profile and despite me agreeing it with the maid and when I was getting undressed at the start of the meet, I was denied the ending that I was looking for.
Would I return? No. If there was a guaranteed facial at the end then maybe, but to be honest Monica's size is a bit of a turn-off for me. If you like em big and enthusiastic then I would recommend.
