This was my first punt at a Chinese massage shop, having not been tempted before. Wanted to give it a try but overall not an experience I shall be rushing to repeat.
Found myself in the Epsom vicinity with some time to kill and rang up the Pound Lane establishment. No problem fitting me in for an hour and I was there in 15 minutes.
Fee
Paid £40 for a one hour massage. B2B massage was an extra £40, so £80 in total.
Location
The massage shop is in a short parade with some sort of café next door so perhaps not the most discreet location. There were quite a few people outside enjoying the summer sunshine so I just went head down and brisk march into the shop.
Looks / Body
Average looking Chinese lady in her late 30’s. Body was also average shape, but she did have nice fulsome breasts. A little bit of padding around the tummy.
When I arrived she was wearing a summer dress, not sexy at all, in which she did the first part of the massage.
Personality
Friendly enough throughout the session and speaks good English so easy enough to have a conversation although didn’t really smile at all.
The Session
Arrived on time and paid over the initial £40 for the one hour massage. She must have been there on her own and locked up the shop and then showed me through to one of the rooms at the back. There were at least two rooms, perhaps three.
She left me to get undressed and then returned fairly promptly so no hanging about. The room itself was quite dark and was illuminated by what seemed to be red Christmas lights. When she returned she asked how I would like the massage in terms of strength and I opted for medium. Glad I did not ask for anything else as this was quite hard enough.
Started face down and the massage itself was very good. Quite firm but it did seem that Coco knew what she was doing and certainly released a few knots. She said she had been doing it for some time. We chatted a fair bit and she was easy to talk to. When she was at the top end of the massage table I thought I would try my luck and let my hand drop by the side and stroked her leg under her dress. There was no objection from her to that which was a good sign.
At exactly the half hour mark she asks “would Sir be after any extras today?” I asked what would be available and she said £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. I confirmed with her that this would be fully naked so went for the B2B option. On the plus side the options were clear and there was no need to enter into any haggling.
She then stripped off, but it was not at all sexy, just business-like. Under her dress she had very unflattering functional underwear, presumably made by M&S for comfort rather than sex appeal. I thought she could have made more of an effort in the department.
The B2B started off with me on my front and Coco gliding a bit of my back. I was able to use my hands to feel her body / breasts which she was fine with but made it clear that no internal fingering of her pussy was allowed.
After a bit was invited to turn over and Coco commenced some B2B massage on my front. I could play with her breasts and suck on them from time to time. However, I did not find Coco to be particularly engaged in what she was doing. She had zero eye contact and looked off to the side so she did not have to see me. It just felt like she was going through the motions. I did not find her physically attractive and with the service it did nothing to arouse me. My cock had no hardness at all so he was telling me something. The sliding up and down was doing nothing.
Coco dismounted from the table after a bit and then commenced the finale of HR. She stood far enough away so I could not really touch her (must grow longer arms). It was all rather mechanical and Coco did have to work quite hard to get me to cum as I had no more than a semi. Unfortunately I was not turned on by Coco but she did little to make it a sexy experience.
After about 5 minutes of fairly vigorous rubbing I did get across the finish line and that was that. I was offered a shower at the end which was in the corner of the room but declined as I was going home. Got dressed and paid the extra £40 at the end. She said she hoped that she would see me again. I got my full hour with Coco and by the time I was out of the door it was about 65 minutes after arrival.
Summary
Overall Coco provides a good firm massage but the B2B massage was rather disappointing compared with others I have experienced in the last year, lacking the same level of raunchiness.
Also note that oral, kissing and fingering are highly unlikely to be on offer here.
I would rate this as a neutral experience which sort of sums how I felt on leaving. Nothing at all memorable about the punt and unlikely to return, although £40 for a good massage seems good vfm. Whilst £80 is not too much for that you can get a naked B2B massage from the off with indies and often more access permitted.
