Author Topic: Lily Thai massage Perry Bar  (Read 2163 times)

Cendric

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Introduction
Visited this lady a few weeks ago.
Was in the area so called her and got an appointment within 15 mins.
Was a private house, reasonable road parking, Fairly busy area in the daytime so didn't feel as though there was an twitchy curtains.

Action
On arrival knocked on door and usual hide behind. What a disappointment, nothing like her pictures and they must have been taken at least 10 years ago. She is a large lady, i would say verging on size 14 / 16, and for a Thai unusually she looked her age. I would say about 50.
Didn't feel particularly welcome, she showed me upstairs to the room, told me to undress and lie face down on the mattress which was on the floor.
When she came in she was dressed in shorts and proceeded with the massage. Now i have to say the massage was verging on the professional. Mixture between deep tissue and medium. Afterwards i felt great. All the knots removed from my shoulders and even my problematic hamstrings felt better.
However no cc swipes, or touching of the little fella at all. Very mechanical. And she didn't speak much which suited me.
Told to turn over, good massage of legs and stomach. By this time i had a semi on which she completely ignored.
I had to ask if she did a handjob which she said was £20. Nothing else on offer she said which suited me fine. Absolutely no touching.
Too much tugging, no effort to build up to an explosion. She obviously wanted me to shoot my load as quickly as possible.
Sad thing is i didn't. There was no sensation for me at all with this woman. Even closing my eyes and thinking about my time with Michelle independent last year didn't have any effect. In the end i told her i had had enough. No shower offered and i went on my way thinking what a good massage but absolutely no sensuality at all. £40 massage plus £20 for he.

Conclusion
Comms 9/10
Looks 5/10
Massage 8/10
he 2/10
Would i visit again, no.
So a neutral from me verging on a negative.

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Oh dear. Sorry it was not totally to your expectations.

bursty

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Saw Lilly about a year she should be done under the "Trade Descriptions Act 1968"  picture must have been of her 20 years ago.
I couldn't even close my eyes and think of someone else due to her heavy breathing through her nose.
Never returned parking is easy she lives opposite a gym pity she doesn't use it.

Cendric

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Pity you didn't do a review at the time. Would have saved me the time and 60 quid  :dash:

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Pity you didn't do a review at the time. Would have saved me the time and 60 quid  :dash:
I agree op,he could have saved you money,he’s been a member since June 2016and his 4 posts so far have all been this year so I can’t see why he never reviewed her,all of  his posts are all this year.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 10:21:23 pm by Punterperson1971 »

bursty

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If we want to be clever Lets correct that i would have saved you 40 pounds because you asked for the HE and agreed the extra 20 pounds money

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If we want to be clever Lets correct that i would have saved you 40 pounds because you asked for the HE and agreed the extra 20 pounds money
So why no review then?or to lazy and just want to leech.

bursty

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