Only bit of negative is the baby kept crying........

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

and she kept having to go up stairs to feed it......"

This is a review in the West country section and it was given as a positive!

Is it me or the heat but who in their right mind would carry on with a punt firstly when there is a kid in the house, let alone one crying ?

[king tarzan]

Saw woman once many years ago, talking to her in kitchen about services, then heard baby crying, looked down in corner,  was a baby crying in a cot.
I just said no way and left immediately. .

[rocket88]

Once had a punt in Barnsley where the SP asked me to be quiet because she had just got her granddaughter off to sleep - not my finest hour.....

[Northerndave666]

If an SP is working from their own premises, of course this happens. Kids in house, Partners, Pimps, Pals. Sometimes punting is not for the squeamish. Wait til you have a kid knocking on the bedroom door while you're taking care of her mum !

One memorable punt years ago, while in doggy, was suprised by a cold wet nudge on my arse cheeks, turned out to be the SP's dogs nose. Break in play while it was moved to another room.

[PLeisure]

One memorable punt years ago, while in doggy, was suprised by a cold wet nudge on my arse cheeks, turned out to be the SP's dogs nose. Break in play while it was moved to another room.

Fuck's sake !! Dog was sniffin' about for action ??? 

[Zeusthedoc]

In civvie life I've been railing a woman while her kid was asleep next door - kid woke up and wandered into the hallway - I threw her off me and told her to go n take care of the kid. I know, ever the gent, right?!

I've also been pounced on by a civvy's cat.... separate occasions

I recall the review OP is referring to. I couldn't punt comfortably knowing there was a kid in the house for whom the WG is "caring for" whilst she is servicing a punter.

[Punter115]

Last year I was shagging this SP and I felt this fur rubbing against my leg ...I nearly shit my self and looked down and her black cat was rubbing  it’s self against my leg ....we both laughed after I
said “ fucks sake I can hardly deal with one pussy , two would finish me off”.

[Zeusthedoc]

Last year I was shagging this SP and I felt this fur rubbing against my leg ...I nearly shit my self and looked down and her black cat was rubbing  it’s self against my leg ....we both laughed after I
said “ fucks sake I can hardly deal with one pussy , two would finish me off”.

Did she make you pay extra for a 3sum?

[James999]

It could be worse, when the kid gets a bit older she'll have to put a chair behind the door to stop it coming in and watching 

[nodrah]

Many years ago I used to frequent a WG and before we started I would give her a lift round to her friend so that the friend could babysit for her

[LLPunting]

Anyone yet had their shag interrupted by the SP's horny 18 yr old daughter wanting in on the action?   
Will settle for sister, cousin, (grand)mother as alternatives in this fantasy 

[Alanroy]

Anyone yet had their shag interrupted by the SP's horny 18 yr old daughter wanting in on the action?   
Will settle for sister, cousin, (grand)mother as alternatives in this fantasy 

That'd be one for the books... if only any of us were this lucky... dare say someone will be on soon saying it's happened to them 

[SirSpank-a-Lot]

I was going at it with a SP and had just filled the mac when her 18 year old son arrived at the flat.

She quickly pulled on her one piece dress and told me to say I was fixing the boiler!

So after cleaning up and dressing super quick, I walked through the lounge (didn't look at her son) and explained to her that it needed a new part which would have to be ordered.

I said goodbye and left, never to return.

[Zeusthedoc]

I was going at it with a SP and had just filled the mac when her 18 year old son arrived at the flat.

She quickly pulled on her one piece dress and told me to say I was fixing the boiler!

So after cleaning up and dressing super quick, I walked through the lounge (didn't look at her son) and explained to her that it needed a new part which would have to be ordered.

I said goodbye and left, never to return.

I was hoping you'd play the comedian and say the 18 year old son wanted in and you're a gentleman so gave him a piece too

[SirSpank-a-Lot]

Damn, didn't think of that.

Missed opportunity.

[fairfield]

Many years ago I used to frequent a WG and before we started I would give her a lift round to her friend so that the friend could babysit for her

Again many years ago, i worked with a Housing officer at a London council. At least every fortnight he would 'visit' the same black tenant for the afternoon. In reality he would babysit her kid whilst she did a few hours in a parlour - he would then get a free fuck for himself.
The wg would always back him up that she'd had some sort of crisis and had spent the afternoon sorting out her problems. So management couldnt touch him and even tho they moved him around as much as they could - he still regularly disappeared for the afternoon. He might have been a great babysitter - but he was a cocky useless twat to work with.