Na Na colour and beauty massage Birmingham, laughing in the face of danger!!

[greg101]

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27/06/2018

Early morning punt at everyone's favourite Chinese massage.  The shop was far from empty, customers milling about getting their nails done.  I went straight down the stairs at the back to be greeted by Na Na and another girl I've not seen before.  Na Na chirps up "Mr wanky wanky, you want wanky wanky?" I say "not from you".  She stood there open mouthed wide eyed and said "WHY NO!".  I looked at her and said "Man tell me you now Flucking clap" (Why the fuck I said this like this and not "Fucking crap" I honestly have no explanation for).  I then made a cross with my arms and made my best family fortunes "Ner ner" noise.  She looked mortified which made me laugh, she was not impressed.  She then goes off on a rant in Chinese which is even funnier.  I am creasing myself laughing and she is cross.  Really really cross.  Hands on hips and raising and stamping down her right foot and waving her pointer finger on her right hand at me.  I'm like a school kid at the back of a church session giggling and biting my hand so as not to full on belly laugh.  Then it happened.  She said it.  "Flucking clap, (more Chinese) then Flucking clap".  I'm howling about now, a little tiny bit of wee has escaped and I need to prop myself up against the desk and I'm laughing so hard she is going mental.  She is so enraged she picks up a pencil and in a fit of rage snaps it in 2 and flings it against the wall.  She stomps off up stairs and shouts loudly to the other girl.
I say to the other girl "I pick you", she says "Sorry Na Na very angly, no service for you today mister" and looked apologetic.  I say "Where has she gone fishing then?" a joke lost in translation.  I head up the stairs to find Na Na playing on her phone and scowling at me.

Neutral review as there was NO service.  Maybe next time, maybe.

[Littlefoot]

Hilarious   

[nightrider.1234]

Fucking hell that was fucking funny    Did she also sound like Mr Liu Kim, the character from South Park? The one who says welcome to Shity Wok when actually it’s City Wok 


Bet afterwards, she was listening to this track on her phone 

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[Beamer]

Brilliant non-review!

[Goldfinch]

 

The best read I've had in ages-sorry it didn't go to plan.

[minge]

Absolutely brill however, and everyman to his own opinion and all of that, but I think it should be a positive....poor little mite havin to put up with your piss takin.
U no takey piss u white fwucker.

[Littlefoot]

Absolutely brill however, and everyman to his own opinion and all of that, but I think it should be a positive....poor little mite havin to put up with your piss takin.
U no takey piss u white fwucker.

I think it should of been a fluckin negitve. 

[greg101]

Thanks all, it was hot down there, I can only imagine that tempers may get frayed in the heat.  I'll try her again in fairer weather.

[Mothball15]

Thanks all, it was hot down there, I can only imagine that tempers may get frayed in the heat.  I'll try her again in fairer weather.

She'll try harder to get in your good books.

[MarcT]

Thanks all, it was hot down there, I can only imagine that tempers may get frayed in the heat.  I'll try her again in fairer weather.

 

In a fit of rage she snaps the pencil...

Brilliant absolutely brilliant   

The quest continues

[EddieThead669]

OMG Greg, this is so flucking funny.
I started laughing in the office at this for which one or two of my colleagues turned around.
Flucking clap at Mr wanky wanky, just class.

[Trapperjohn]

  Na Na chirps up "Mr wanky wanky, you want wanky wanky?"

Thank you sir for another highly entertaining review  I must admit, this bit made me crease, as if Na Na was welcoming a familiar customer by name rather than offering her services 

[Baxter63]

She'll get her own back, when she sees you out with the missus, or with your mates. Bound to happen. Sounds like you made her lose face.

Something to look forward to.