Katie Rose - VIP Spa Massage - "A3 between Guildford and Portsmouth"

[yaddle]

External Link/Members Only

From her website Katie's services appealed to me because I have always wanted a professional and skilled massage like you would find at a high end spa, but with sensual elements added  - proper massage training, nice therapy room, ambient lighting and music etc etc.

Her prices do seem extravagant, I don't punt often but when I do I don't mind splashing out to treat myself. I chose the £120 service, could've gone higher but since I've never been with her I decided to exercise a bit of restraint (wisely so in hindsight).

So on the 18th Feb I sent her a booking enquiry via the form on her site. After a couple of days she replied and we booked in an appointment for the 2nd March. I also received clear instruction to send her an additional 10% deposit in advance via Amazon online gift voucher and to call her at 9-10am on the day of my appointment so I can get her address. No problem at all for me.

Come the day I promptly call her at 9.05am, I get an automated voice saying the mobile is not available, it then hangs up. Maybe she's not ready? Or her phone isn't on yet? I try again 15 mins later, same thing happens. I repeat every 10-15 mins until 10am, no joy. I send her a text and an email saying I've tried following her instructions but can't get through, no reply. Every hour I try calling but still get nothing. Time of the appointment comes and goes.

I'm fully aware the day of our appointment was when we had all the snow. So up until now I gave her the benefit of the doubt; maybe she was snowed away from home or was facing some other difficulty? But I've been plenty patient. She got my deposit (only £12 but it's still money) then vanished. What a con.

So my verdict is AVOID. Hope my "review" is OK. Would be interested to hear from anyone who has had any experience with her....

[Brazilian Martian]

External Link/Members Only

From her website Katie's services appealed to me because I have always wanted a professional and skilled massage like you would find at a high end spa, but with sensual elements added  - proper massage training, nice therapy room, ambient lighting and music etc etc.

Her prices do seem extravagant, I don't punt often but when I do I don't mind splashing out to treat myself. I chose the £120 service, could've gone higher but since I've never been with her I decided to exercise a bit of restraint (wisely so in hindsight).

So on the 18th Feb I sent her a booking enquiry via the form on her site. After a couple of days she replied and we booked in an appointment for the 2nd March. I also received clear instruction to send her an additional 10% deposit in advance via Amazon online gift voucher and to call her at 9-10am on the day of my appointment so I can get her address. No problem at all for me.

Come the day I promptly call her at 9.05am, I get an automated voice saying the mobile is not available, it then hangs up. Maybe she's not ready? Or her phone isn't on yet? I try again 15 mins later, same thing happens. I repeat every 10-15 mins until 10am, no joy. I send her a text and an email saying I've tried following her instructions but can't get through, no reply. Every hour I try calling but still get nothing. Time of the appointment comes and goes.

I'm fully aware the day of our appointment was when we had all the snow. So up until now I gave her the benefit of the doubt; maybe she was snowed away from home or was facing some other difficulty? But I've been plenty patient. She got my deposit (only £12 but it's still money) then vanished. What a con.

So my verdict is AVOID. Hope my "review" is OK. Would be interested to hear from anyone who has had any experience with her....

She's done a ronnie biggs with your money    Never ever pay a deposit for anything other than a car or a holiday.

[deek12345]

Yep...I agree. AVOID. I saw her about 2 yrs ago...totally scatty....and no welcome/warmth/smiles, no sense of humour. Dressed in a granny’s housecoat and looking like she had just come back from shopping. Sexy she was NOT.

Her website kept showing ...almost daily/weekly....several offers,,,all switching services and deals and days of the week they were available on. I couldn't keep up with them. As fast as 4 or 5 “special price offer for two days “ appeared…it would change to another set. Combinations of massage/B2B/HE/FS. and duration and prices could change the same day.

I concluded that (possibly desperate to attract business) she was making new offers, but had forgotten what offers she had made the day/week before. My later experience with her more or less confirmed this.

When i saw her...she was not the slim, young girl in her 20s in the pics (on the beach in a bikini and smiling). She was older fatter, but not exactly overweight, although I did not stay long enough to see her without the housecoat. If I had seen a real/recent pic of her before booking, I would not have bothered though. Face a bit puffy.

The pic now on her site may have once looked like her, (it’s like the ones she was also using when I booked her, which tempted me then) but it did not look like her when I saw her. Of course she may have knocked herself back into shape by now, AND changed her attitude.

We had an argument about fees...her site had kept showing different offers..and when (while undressing) I mentioned the agreed service and price ( I think for massage and FS) ...she said snappily.." that price doesn’t apply today”. I said that I had agreed price over the phone the previous day, as one of her offers. She made no reply, and did not utter another word up to the time I left.


By then i was partly undressed. Once I was there, she might just as well have accepted the price we had originally agreed, there might have been only £20 in it, so in the end she got nowt.


So I got dressed and walked, stepping round the overflow from the drains  and the discarded rubbish. An experience not to be repeated.

I’m not surprised she has now ripped somebody off. Who EVER heard of deposits ???. The general feeling I got from all of my dealing with her, by phone and in person, was that the punter was the enemy and needed to be made aware they would be kept in their place.

[DrConners]

Never pay a deposit OP          - Second rule of Fight Club after BB avoidance I reckon 

[Morpheus]

I saw her about 5 years ago. She had previously done standard escorting, but she hated the lack of control. So she did a massage course and her thing was that rather than a massage finishing with a handjob, her unique offer was massage followed by full service. But this FS was very much on her terms - no touching throughout the massage. She then decides it’s time, puts the condom on me, bends over the massage table and I can go for it. She was so much in control, I felt I was being pushy grabbing her tits while she was bent over! (This was very early in my punting career, and I wouldn’t be so reticent now).
To be fair, the massage was very good. There was no deposit requested, and she was in good shape then.
Her prices then were not extortionate, but they are now. She’s now offering reverse massage as part of her options, but I’m pretty sure there will be very strict rules.

[DrConners]

Sounds like a complete waste of time as well as a deposit scam artist     

[yaddle]

Thanks all, lesson learned!

[TopDog100]

I found KR on google when looking for a sensual massage, after reading this thread for some insights, I visited her website and was extremely impressed by it. I booked KR and saw her only yesterday.  I booked a VIP £350.00 massage with FS and can confirm she is a very good looking lady and an excellent masseuse. I had no problem paying a deposit and experienced nothing but a genuinely great time with a very intelligent, classy and sexy woman.  KR greeted me with a beautiful smile and warm manner, her home is clean and homely making me feel a lot more at ease and comfortable with her from the start as I was pretty nervous!  There was no clock watching and I found her to be great fun and very easy to talk to. Work has been stressful, running my own business and lets just say there has been no action on the home front! I left with a big smile on my face.  KR seemed at ease and clearly loves her job, she relaxed with me after I had massaged her gorgeous body, she allowed me to play with her for a long time before giving me amazing head, I even lasted a decent time because I felt so comfortable and I liked the fact she encouraged different positions, more excitement than expected.  I would advise anyone who really cares about quality over cheap service to give her a go.  Her website has plenty of reviews which I find to be more relevant to the experience I had than what has been written here. My impressions are KR is a genuinely lovely lady and I will be returning for more action as soon as I can get the chance. Her website makes it clear that she goes out of her way to avoid clients she wont enjoy entertaining, nothing wrong with a girl having standards. I feel honoured that we got on so well and she clearly enjoyed the experience too.  As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and I have no problem paying a great lady for a great experience. Her rates are no different to the ladies I enjoy in the city when there on business, in fact far more competitive and you get a quality massage experience alongside the full personal.

[Zimbaman]

I found KR on google when looking for a sensual massage, after reading this thread for some insights, I visited her website and was extremely impressed by it. I booked KR and saw her only yesterday.  I booked a VIP £350.00 massage with FS and can confirm she is a very good looking lady and an excellent masseuse. I had no problem paying a deposit and experienced nothing but a genuinely great time with a very intelligent, classy and sexy woman.  KR greeted me with a beautiful smile and warm manner, her home is clean and homely making me feel a lot more at ease and comfortable with her from the start as I was pretty nervous!  There was no clock watching and I found her to be great fun and very easy to talk to. Work has been stressful, running my own business and lets just say there has been no action on the home front! I left with a big smile on my face.  KR seemed at ease and clearly loves her job, she relaxed with me after I had massaged her gorgeous body, she allowed me to play with her for a long time before giving me amazing head, I even lasted a decent time because I felt so comfortable and I liked the fact she encouraged different positions, more excitement than expected.  I would advise anyone who really cares about quality over cheap service to give her a go.  Her website has plenty of reviews which I find to be more relevant to the experience I had than what has been written here. My impressions are KR is a genuinely lovely lady and I will be returning for more action as soon as I can get the chance. Her website makes it clear that she goes out of her way to avoid clients she wont enjoy entertaining, nothing wrong with a girl having standards. I feel honoured that we got on so well and she clearly enjoyed the experience too.  As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and I have no problem paying a great lady for a great experience. Her rates are no different to the ladies I enjoy in the city when there on business, in fact far more competitive and you get a quality massage experience alongside the full personal.

As touting goes... that’s the worst! Thanks for your efforts Katie, but no one is going to fall for that tripe.

[CheeseBoard]

I found KR on google when looking for a sensual massage, after reading this thread for some insights, I visited her website and was extremely impressed by it. I booked KR and saw her only yesterday.  I booked a VIP £350.00 massage with FS and can confirm she is a very good looking lady and an excellent masseuse. I had no problem paying a deposit and experienced nothing but a genuinely great time with a very intelligent, classy and sexy woman.  KR greeted me with a beautiful smile and warm manner, her home is clean and homely making me feel a lot more at ease and comfortable with her from the start as I was pretty nervous!  There was no clock watching and I found her to be great fun and very easy to talk to. Work has been stressful, running my own business and lets just say there has been no action on the home front! I left with a big smile on my face.  KR seemed at ease and clearly loves her job, she relaxed with me after I had massaged her gorgeous body, she allowed me to play with her for a long time before giving me amazing head, I even lasted a decent time because I felt so comfortable and I liked the fact she encouraged different positions, more excitement than expected.  I would advise anyone who really cares about quality over cheap service to give her a go.  Her website has plenty of reviews which I find to be more relevant to the experience I had than what has been written here. My impressions are KR is a genuinely lovely lady and I will be returning for more action as soon as I can get the chance. Her website makes it clear that she goes out of her way to avoid clients she wont enjoy entertaining, nothing wrong with a girl having standards. I feel honoured that we got on so well and she clearly enjoyed the experience too.  As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and I have no problem paying a great lady for a great experience. Her rates are no different to the ladies I enjoy in the city when there on business, in fact far more competitive and you get a quality massage experience alongside the full personal.

Shouldn't you put up your own review Katie?? I wonder many people will see her based on this.  Not many I imagine.

Entertaining read while eating my cornflakes 

[James999]

How desperate must she be to scam someone for £12 

[Huawei]

I found KR on google when looking for a sensual massage, after reading this thread for some insights, I visited her website and was extremely impressed by it. I booked KR and saw her only yesterday.  I booked a VIP £350.00 massage with FS and can confirm she is a very good looking lady and an excellent masseuse. I had no problem paying a deposit and experienced nothing but a genuinely great time with a very intelligent, classy and sexy woman.  KR greeted me with a beautiful smile and warm manner, her home is clean and homely making me feel a lot more at ease and comfortable with her from the start as I was pretty nervous!  There was no clock watching and I found her to be great fun and very easy to talk to. Work has been stressful, running my own business and lets just say there has been no action on the home front! I left with a big smile on my face.  KR seemed at ease and clearly loves her job, she relaxed with me after I had massaged her gorgeous body, she allowed me to play with her for a long time before giving me amazing head, I even lasted a decent time because I felt so comfortable and I liked the fact she encouraged different positions, more excitement than expected.  I would advise anyone who really cares about quality over cheap service to give her a go.  Her website has plenty of reviews which I find to be more relevant to the experience I had than what has been written here. My impressions are KR is a genuinely lovely lady and I will be returning for more action as soon as I can get the chance. Her website makes it clear that she goes out of her way to avoid clients she wont enjoy entertaining, nothing wrong with a girl having standards. I feel honoured that we got on so well and she clearly enjoyed the experience too.  As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and I have no problem paying a great lady for a great experience. Her rates are no different to the ladies I enjoy in the city when there on business, in fact far more competitive and you get a quality massage experience alongside the full personal.

Morning Katie 
That must be the most diammetrically opposed review to all the other comments that I've ever seen. You'll have to try harder than that 

[deek12345]

Hahaha......Top dog 100.....puff writer to the p*** poor service provider.

Reviews of this WG over years all tell the same story...and they all contradict this piece of touchy-feely obvious girly fiction.

It's like a description from Mills and Boon...and tells you nothing about the supposed £350 experience. Here is a "guy", joined UKP last Dec, spends £350 a time (despite reading terrible reviews on UKP of the SP), has never posted a review, so despite having loads of dosh, has seen only one WG in 5 months.

"warm, caring, slim, beautiful, clean house, a girl (ie not a mum) , selective, made me proud to be there, must go back". What a load of schoolgirly tosh.

A new career as a writer beckons....50 Shades of Pink maybe.

Anonymous "reviews" on her own website mean nothing...all she needs is a computer and an internet connection to write those.

Until somebody on UKP, with a history of writing some accurate reviews pays this WG a visit and gives a proper description of the experience, everybody would be wise to believe those reviews posted before Katy/Top Dog did.

Because...dogs, like leopards, don't often change their spots.

 

[Derrick101]

And who, in their right mind, after reading this thread is likely to TOFTT

[deek12345]

Sorry...I meant "gives a positive review"....not a "proper review".

There are already proper reviews.

[ViperKai]

I found KR on google when looking for a sensual massage, after reading this thread for some insights, I visited her website and was extremely impressed by it. I booked KR and saw her only yesterday.  I booked a VIP £350.00 massage with FS and can confirm she is a very good looking lady and an excellent masseuse. I had no problem paying a deposit and experienced nothing but a genuinely great time with a very intelligent, classy and sexy woman.  KR greeted me with a beautiful smile and warm manner, her home is clean and homely making me feel a lot more at ease and comfortable with her from the start as I was pretty nervous!  There was no clock watching and I found her to be great fun and very easy to talk to. Work has been stressful, running my own business and lets just say there has been no action on the home front! I left with a big smile on my face.  KR seemed at ease and clearly loves her job, she relaxed with me after I had massaged her gorgeous body, she allowed me to play with her for a long time before giving me amazing head, I even lasted a decent time because I felt so comfortable and I liked the fact she encouraged different positions, more excitement than expected.  I would advise anyone who really cares about quality over cheap service to give her a go.  Her website has plenty of reviews which I find to be more relevant to the experience I had than what has been written here. My impressions are KR is a genuinely lovely lady and I will be returning for more action as soon as I can get the chance. Her website makes it clear that she goes out of her way to avoid clients she wont enjoy entertaining, nothing wrong with a girl having standards. I feel honoured that we got on so well and she clearly enjoyed the experience too.  As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and I have no problem paying a great lady for a great experience. Her rates are no different to the ladies I enjoy in the city when there on business, in fact far more competitive and you get a quality massage experience alongside the full personal.

Oh dear......

[DrConners]

As touting goes... that’s the worst! Thanks for your efforts Katie, but no one is going to fall for that tripe.

Tripe    What a croc of shit 

Contributions like this are not welcome on UKP BottomDog100/Katie - Jog on ...........

       

[WhackDaddy]

Well it seems that when Topdog had his punt all the issues from previous punters have been addressed by the SP. Nice to know they read UKP and bring their service into line accordingly.

Thanks Katie sorry Topdog

[justjohnno]

Been thinking about booking for a while as like the OP I don't mind splashing out if it's worth it, and was just about to book when I thought I'd check here first.  Nice save UKP - thanks everyone.  Love this site xD

So with Katie out of the question does anyone know of anyone else in that area (the A3) that's similar?  My usual girl has quit so I've been searching for a masseuse that allows touching/reverse or FS, but I think maybe I'd be better off looking for an escort that can massage instead maybe.

[yaddle]

Wow. If you're going to write a fake review of yourself at least make it believable - make it sound realistic lol. What BS.

She's got no brains at all.

[Metis99]

Hi all,
I've just joined to try and read some reviews of girls I would like to see. I saw Katie last autumn so was interested to see what her current reviews were like. I'm surprised by the negativity towards her but can see why.

My experience was similar, but I enjoyed the service. Initial communication was not great. I paid the deposit but when I tired to call for her address the phone was not answered. It took a follow up email to get back in contact where we did manage to reschedule.

On arrival I was met by an older version than the pictures on her website. I would put Katie at mid 30's, easily 10 years older and a couple of children since those pics but still a nice lady and with a good body.

She was polite and friendly, I was treated to a lovely massage and very profesional but I found she talked a bit too much for my liking.
I then got to massage her nude but felt I had to hold back, at the end she slipped on the condom for some ok head, then bent over the table for the final act. This part felt a bit reluctant and disconnected - I don't think Katie enjoys this part at all and it shows. When I tried to spice things up with some oral on her she said no, even though it is advertised. I finished up and left, satisfied but disappointed.

I would say Katie is great at massage but does not enjoy the extras, she also is not very good at communication which is where I see some of the problems come from.

If you want a great but expensive massage then go for it, if you are after a great punt then unfortunately avoid.

[Metis99]

Been thinking about booking for a while as like the OP I don't mind splashing out if it's worth it, and was just about to book when I thought I'd check here first.  Nice save UKP - thanks everyone.  Love this site xD

So with Katie out of the question does anyone know of anyone else in that area (the A3) that's similar?  My usual girl has quit so I've been searching for a masseuse that allows touching/reverse or FS, but I think maybe I'd be better off looking for an escort that can massage instead maybe.

Have you tried Catherine (love massage on AW) I've been a regular for some time and she is a really lovely lady, in her 40's and still a lovely slim figure and allows touching, reverse oral.

[deek12345]

metis 99 says

"Hi all,
I've just joined to try and read some reviews of girls I would like to see. I saw Katie last autumn so was interested to see what her current reviews were like. I'm surprised by the negativity towards her but can see why."

How can anybody see WHY the reviews are negative...but also be SURPRISED  ?

Seems like his experience was pretty well the same as everybody else...a clear negative.

[justf4fun]

I saw her about 5 years ago when she was in Portsmouth ans back then she was very slim and deffo the girl that you see in the pictures. At the time I opted for the full service which was massage and sex. I have to say that the massage was pretty good but the sex was very mechanical and she seemed. A decent experience but I never returned because she kept increasing her prices and changing the way that she took appointments. She is obviously scatty and spend far too much time thinking up money making schemes rather than getting on a providing a good service at a reasonable price

[DrConners]

I saw her about 5 years ago when she was in Portsmouth ans back then she was very slim and deffo the girl that you see in the pictures. At the time I opted for the full service which was massage and sex. I have to say that the massage was pretty good but the sex was very mechanical and she seemed. A decent experience but I never returned because she kept increasing her prices and changing the way that she took appointments. She is obviously scatty and spend far too much time thinking up money making schemes rather than getting on a providing a good service at a reasonable price

'just4fun' ? justanotherfuckinglurker more like - A member since July 2015  4 posts!!

Oh dear, have you been forced into the light due to a certain thread access restriction to stop leechy little cunts like you contributing fuck all ?

Thanks for finally getting around to contribute something - for what it's worth 

[Brazilian Martian]

'just4fun' ? justanotherfuckinglurker more like - A member since July 2015  4 posts!!

Oh dear, have you been forced into the light due to a certain thread access restriction to stop leechy little cunts like you contributing fuck all ?

Thanks for finally getting around to contribute something - for what it's worth 

They all seem to be coming out of all crevices like cockroaches

[DrConners]

They all seem to be coming out of all crevices like cockroaches

An accurate description