Author Topic: Mary69. - Milton Keynes  (Read 3347 times)


8 review(s) for Mary_Beest_ (2 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Bornslippy

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OK. .....just left this half hour punt.
Business in MK, feeling randy, she was available. £70 for 30 mins
First the positives:
Initial comms ok and found house location fairly easily.
Parking no problem.
The girl, even without making any effort (no makeup, slippers, PJ bottoms, and tshirt, WTF?) was extremely pretty.
Petite, slim, big fake tits, refreshingly no tattoos.

That's the positives out of the way.......

Now you can gather how this all pans out.
Firstly both standing naked, me arguing that OWO was included.
Eventually she gave in.
Closed mouth light pecks is the only mouth on mouth action you will get.
Light suck on tits with reaction like I had bitten the nipple off!
Asked to lick her (nicely shaved) pussy and she grimaced saying "too sensitive".....riiiight (more to follow)
Anyway, BJ was actually ok. Fairly deep,  tickling tip with tongue.
Rubber on. Her on top. Moans about too fast, too deep....
Change position to doggy and that's when the smell hits me!
No wonder I was not allowed down south...thank God I didn't try!!
More moaning about too fast, moaning that she preferred smaller cocks....(this is the only type of moan you will experience from her)
She was actually smiling while we looked in wardrobe mirror during doggy and looked lovely.
Unfortunately the smell got better of me. Asked for more oral. She obviously wetwiped my dick.
Bored so I went for some more humping.
Rubber on.
Asked to come on tits (as agreed in text) "You pay extra"
Took rubber off to wank in a wetwipe (yep could have done that at home)
Had enough, didn't cum and she got the hump.
I laughed and told her in no uncertain terms she was shit.
Got dressed and left (no shower offered anyway)
Got in car and the smell on my hand from removing the rubber was overpowering.
That stale scampi nik nak smell.
Had to find the nearest garage for a quick wash of all bits!!
Even now I think I can still smell it.
Anyway that's my first punt of 2019.
Yes,  I know i shouldn't have expected any more from a Rom.
Unfortunately it has completely put me off this game.
Maybe I'll get back into it but will only ever try another Rom if outstanding feedback on this site.
Who are these guys leaving such great feedback on AW?
Must be easily pleased?

Oh....one more positive.
While bored, lightly hitting her in doggy, looking in mirror, and trying to ignore the smell, I noticed that I could do with losing a couple of pounds (lb's not like the £70 I have just wasted)!
Diet starts now.
Thanks Mary, who doesn't 69...thank God!






Offline stevesimmons101

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Cheers for the review, was waiting for her to come back in the area but off the HL now
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No problem.
Its a real shame because she is very attractive.
Just made no effort and there was clearly some sort of infection down below.
Hey ho....you learn an all that....apparently

Offline MrMatrix

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This SP is on my HL. Too my mind she has the perfect body and she is very easy on the eye big time. Im sorry you had a shit punt OP, what a fucking cow and that smell in doggy- it horrible as I know what you mean. She may be beautiful on the outside but not on the inside. Thanks for the heads up OP, one to avoid.  :drinks: