You know when you have an urge to shag a pretty young escort, even though you know the service will be poor?
Well, maybe you don't. I do - occasionally - but this experience was even worse than I thought it would be.
Comms:Booking was arranged by text. Like all these Romanian groups, they clearly make booking close together on the basis that some punters won't turn up.
My advice is to confirm a couple of times before the meet. I booked less than 90mins before and sent off a confirmation about 45mins before - and she postponed me 20mins.
So if I hadn't and just turned up at the time, then I wonder if I would have bumped even later.
Location:I'm guessing from the address given, she works from the same flat as Mimi, in a development off Ruislip Road, Northolt.
Postcode takes you to the side road, where the block of flats is - it is at the bottom by the residents' parking lot, so easy to miss in the dark.
There was enough parking on side streets.
Looks/personality:Kayla is fairly friendly and speaks reasonable English. She makes some attempt at conversation but I didn't find it natural and a bit stilted - like her performance generally.
She is an attractive young girl. I would say she is a year or two older than the stated age of 19.
Her photos are fairly accurate, though in many of her profile photos she is heavily made up and her breasts are made to look a lot bigger than they actually are - I would say she is a size B.
This picture is the best representation:
Hidden Image/Members OnlyAppearance wise, she looks slightly SE Asian, but unfortunately her service is definitely Romanian.
Services (or rather lack of them):Kayla started off by giving me a vigorous and very long wet-wiping, which left my cock fairly numb. Given she doesn't offer OWO, it's also totally pointless - she clearly just goes through a Romanian prossie routine.
Kayla's HJ was limp and half-hearted, as was her massage.
She didn't even offer OWO, though I wasn't fussed and didn't ask for it, so can't say whether she is happy doing this.
I would guess it would be fairly crap, given the lack of skill and dedication she displays in all other departments.
As well as no OWO, she also does FK. She doesn't have either on her enjoys list, but at least some Romanians actually lip kiss, which would have been something during sex.
When in mish, I thought I would chance my arm and tried to kiss her - to which she put her hand up and turned her face away and said: "I don't kiss" abruptly.
Needless to say, her head remained turned throughout sex.
She cleaned me up after sex, but she unnecessarily yanked my cock, which was still sensitive.
I did perform oral on her at various points during the 30mins punt. My oral rarely has an effect on Romanian escorts - probably too much cock and they just don't let themselves go.
Kayla was paranoid about me fingering her, even though I had no intention of doing so.
The fact she didn't really want my hands anywhere remotely near her pussy, even on her thigh, made effective RO difficult and she just didn't relax, so it wasn't going to get anywhere and I gave up on this. My 30mins were about up, but she wasn't pushing out of the door - I had had enough.
Summary:Kayla has been a working girl, albeit with breaks, for more than 2 years, yet still lacks any ability as an escort, compounded by a lack of enthusiasm, which means that she, like most other Romanians, just can't be bothered to learn to do a better job or provide a better service for their clients.
She is a nice, pretty, fairly affable girl, but she is in totally the wrong job, though no doubt still making a reasonable amount of money.
If you want a pump and dump with a pretty girl then fine, but don't expect anything more.
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Topic: Kayla Jollie, Northolt - Pretty young girl but poor service (Read 3838 times)