Author Topic: 'Suzi Lapdancer' - met in early 2017 - Docklands Area  (Read 3318 times)


29 review(s) for Suzy the Kitten (16 positive, 6 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Steve2]

Offline pepsicolaboy

Scrapes a neutral. Known by many as 'Suzi Lapdancer,' one of her previous aw names

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Date of punt:
Feb 2017

Venue
Canary Wharf/Docklands apartment

Amount Paid
£90

Cost of any extras?
None taken

Session

Intrigued by all the fuss on this one and that our paths had never crossed I took the plunge and it was late id say after 10.00 pm and comms where OK. From memory she was arsey on one of my other punting sims because I enquired about availability and did not book ASAP, so this was done on a spare punting chip.

On arrival I was surprised as she looked a mix of Romanian/Turkish/Arab to me and so was impossible to pin point her nationality for myself. She did seem a little distant and certainly not the sexual dynamo reports suggest she was from her early years of working, very into herself.

She did appear to have a cold sore/sore on her lip and I think that kind of soured the session for me as, although I then decided not to kiss and opted for OW, I thought its fairly clear to both of us its there and we can both see it,  surely she should not be working until its gone, even if it was harmless spot :unknown:

Session was fairly high energy and from memory it was good sexually and I was turned on, trying to put the lip sore out of my mind.

I found she looked at her reflection a lot the mirrors wardrobe and again it took me out the moment quite a few times, I did feel like a bit of an object in her fantasy, rather than a SP trying her hardest to live up to mine.

I suppose its horses for courses here and some punters could enjoy her as shes in fairly good nick and takes a pounding but I was expecting a speculator service level that wasnt there.


Looks 6/10

Fascially shes OK but by no means stunning
Body was in shape and dragged the score up a bit, shes slim.
Saw on the lip means my 6/10 is generous

Service 6.5/10

Personality 6.0/10

A little distance and not super friendly but she warmed up a bit. I imagine she could be quite off with Punters if she took a dislike to you.
On refection she did come across a bit odd as well.

Location 6-7/10

OK, parking would an issue day time, had to leave my car quite far even at night to get a space. However I think you could park and pay for a local Hotel’s car park nearby.
If you driving, parking could well be an issue unless you pre plan where you can park.

Apartment was nice and was to a high standard, I remember bathroom was pretty smart  :lol:

Value 6-7/10

For the enthusiasm and passion level, Id say shes been over priced for a while. And she should be a local pump and dump, eg tops 30 mins for £60

Overall 6/10

Closing comments

She had what looked to me to be a cold saw on her lip and for that reason the punt was on not as enjoyable for me and obviously I declined certain services I was after at the time of booking.

Unfortunately, she no way lives up to what I was reading as her early punting career reputation but the intel I gathered from here did prepare me for something underwhelming.

She goes through the motions and has become a bit self-obsessed and not really focused on the punter’s experience IMO, as mentioned to the extent where she was a little odd and the compulsive looking in the mirror at herself may indicate some personality issues  :unknown:

I can say for sure it detracted from my enjoyment

I gave it a neutral because I gave her a good pounding, she slim as per her photos and she saw me late at short notice and of course it may have not been a cold sore and just a spot/sore  :unknown: its just my opinion. Had it not been there I would have had the services I wanted and this could well altered the scoring

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Edit: Can't remember if rimming (giving) was offered but under the circumstances what not have taken her up on it
« Last Edit: March 30, 2018, 02:30:44 am by pepsicolaboy »

Offline Titti Tatti

I thought I had reviewed her but on checking I didn't. 

I saw her the same month as you, her first of the day. Pay parking is available in the road behind the block of flats.

Thanks for the review but clearly here YMMV,  applies.

I love a skinny body and particularly a brunette, check. But face was 'flat' and disappointing.

As others have said, she was 'paranoid' about security, making me stand on road opposite for an excessive time. Her mood swung from distant to barely there. Others have hinted this type of behaviour is typical of substance use/abuse.

The shower leaked at the head. The lap dance was cursory. The OWO similar.

And to cap it all after a/l the condom was streaky brown.

Depressing.  Been doing this to long.

A Negative from me.



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Offline FilthyMilky

Thanks for the review.

I've met Suzi numerous times over the years and around the time you went the service was poor and she was a bit 'loopy' in my opinion,even banning me at one point because prior to a booking I asked her that if she was going to offer Alevels (extra) that she properly prepare first because of instances suffered with her like mentioned.

However she came around and I've seen her a couple times again recently and have had very good experiences.  Seems to be her old self again.  I don't go for A-levels anymore because a) her standard prices have gone up b) happy enough with the other services she provides c) too avoid any awkward moments after pulling out and d) because she didn't seem to enjoy it enough for me to really get going during anal.

In regards to parking I always use the Asda which is a five minute walk up the road and free.

Not sure how others feel who have seen her recently but I've received a very good service of late.

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Thanks for the review.

I've met Suzi numerous times over the years and around the time you went the service was poor and she was a bit 'loopy' in my opinion,even banning me at one point because prior to a booking I asked her that if she was going to offer Alevels (extra) that she properly prepare first because of instances suffered with her like mentioned.

However she came around and I've seen her a couple times again recently and have had very good experiences.  Seems to be her old self again.  I don't go for A-levels anymore because a) her standard prices have gone up b) happy enough with the other services she provides c) too avoid any awkward moments after pulling out and d) because she didn't seem to enjoy it enough for me to really get going during anal.

In regards to parking I always use the Asda which is a five minute walk up the road and free.

Not sure how others feel who have seen her recently but I've received a very good service of late.

You took the trouble to write all that to defend her rep, why not write a review?  It'd take a couple of mins beyond a copy n paste of what you just wrote.

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I thought I had reviewed her but on checking I didn't. 

I saw her the same month as you, her first of the day. Pay parking is available in the road behind the block of flats.

Thanks for the review but clearly here YMMV,  applies.

I love a skinny body and particularly a brunette, check. But face was 'flat' and disappointing.

As others have said, she was 'paranoid' about security, making me stand on road opposite for an excessive time. Her mood swung from distant to barely there. Others have hinted this type of behaviour is typical of substance use/abuse.

The shower leaked at the head. The lap dance was cursory. The OWO similar.

And to cap it all after a/l the condom was streaky brown.

Depressing.  Been doing this to long.

A Negative from me.

Thanks TT
Go on, CTRL+C, CTRL+V and submit a review.  Easy-peasy.

Do it for the team! Please.

Offline FilthyMilky

You took the trouble to write all that to defend her rep, why not write a review?  It'd take a couple of mins beyond a copy n paste of what you just wrote.

Point taken.  I'm getting the itch to see her again so I'll drop a review next time I do while it's fresh in my mind.

Offline Josler

Saw Suzi a few years ago in Canary Wharf and my experiences then were very pleasant, sad to hear things have changed.

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Saw Suzi a few years ago in Canary Wharf and my experiences then were very pleasant, sad to hear things have changed.

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