Author Topic: ANASTAZJARELAX / Woodford Green / Massage  (Read 2453 times)


7 review(s) for ANASTAZJARELAX (2 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Sinnerman50

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Anastaja (says Polish on Adultwork) States 34 on Adultwork but I think late 40s (possibly 50s).  Her breasts are gorgeous but her backside was like you'd expect your gran's backside to look like - OK, not as wrinkly :) but not the kind skin you'd expect of a 34 year old.

Price:
£70 for an hour.

Location:
Woodford Green, next to Bancroft school

Comms:
Easy via text

Experience:
The house was easy to find and there was free parking nearby. She greets me at the door and was let into the ground floor room.  Its a fairly large front bay room but most of the space was taken by 2 strange looking exercise machines - I think they are those machines you sit inside and they are supposed to reduce flab using pseudo-science vibrations. There was also a very large rattan lounger.  The space for the massage table was very small. 

She was wearing leggings and a tight low cut top - she did have a gorgeous body.  She removed her top to reveal very large, well shaped breasts.  Its when she removed her leggings that I noticed the flabby back side.  When I stroked her backside it confirmed what I saw.

She asked if I wanted to start on my back or on my front.  I said I'll lay face down.  She then started off with a single stroke from the head down all the way to my feet.  So far so good.  She then did a similar action on from the feet to my head but when she reached my crotch, she fondled the tackle - a bit early for that I thought.  From that moment on-wards she was playing with my tackle from behind and from the side.  At first it felt good but she continued for about half an with the cock-and-ball routine.  As my back was now arched to allow her access down there, after a while it was getting quite tiring.

Finally she asked me to turn over - further tackle play.  So, this one hour session was a massage in name only - no build up but straight to the point.  She was tugging at my tackle for nearly an hour continuously and half way through the poor fella went slightly droopy - wanting a slight breather, I think.  She then tugged at him to get him back in the game.  After I came she was about to wipe me down but I asked for a shower but there was someone else in the house and so that wasnt possible.

I am giving a neutral review because she was a friendly woman who was trying hard to please but she could do with being coached by one of the big names in the sensual massage world. Even if I was to return I think 15 minutes is enough - I wont be returning.


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In total agreement with everything you say. A nice pair and if she was a civvy it'd be a fun time but I'd not pay for it again, no sir.

Offline Crazy Legs

Just checking reviews for FBSM and she’s now changed to bareback  :vomit: or was she always offering that?

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Just checking reviews for FBSM and she’s now changed to bareback  :vomit: or was she always offering that?

Good shout, not sure, but do you punt or just read reviews on here and wank ?  :unknown:.

You have been on UKP for a year and contributed nothing.

Offline tantraman

Just checking reviews for FBSM and she’s now changed to bareback  :vomit: or was she always offering that?

Que? :scare:

You're right in that Anastazja has "Bareback" listed in her Enjoys list, but this is along with a host of other full-on sexual services ... none of which she apparently provides, as previous reviews have her down as a FBSM SP only. Indeed, this is the only reason why I had HL'd her, for when I would fancy a bit of B2B massage with HR.

Is this Enjoys list a mistake? :unknown:

Offline Buzz666

Que? :scare:

You're right in that Anastazja has "Bareback" listed in her Enjoys list, but this is along with a host of other full-on sexual services ... none of which she apparently provides, as previous reviews have her down as a FBSM SP only. Indeed, this is the only reason why I had HL'd her, for when I would fancy a bit of B2B massage with HR.

Is this Enjoys list a mistake? :unknown:

Yes it must be

It's only her if the location is Woodford

I have heard if it's anywhere else it's a bait and switch who offers full services