Lacey_Baby - Cheshunt / Enfield

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I've not had a negative in a while so this was a massive kick in the bollocks for me.

This meeting took place a little while ago.

COMMS
7/10
Answered phone fairly quickly, gave address efficiently all that nonsense. She was not really able to say much about what was nearby, landmarks etc...not that I was looking for a tour guide, but she wasn't able to say much.

LOCATION
6/10
nearest station is Cheshunt - it's about 2/3 miles. definitely not walking distance.
quiet area - residential etc

flat itself stunk of cigs and the room was fucking tiny. Double bed had about 2inches of gap from the wall on either end and the door barely opened. not ideal

LACEY

using the Zeusthedoc trademarked
RATING SYSTEM:
0-1: FUBAR
2-3: get the fuck outta here
4-5: no
6-7: yes
8: fuck yes
9: i'd give my left nut
10: theoretical / doesn't exist

5/10

Not my type, snapchat filters are very flattering, makeup is caked on and most of it ended up on the sheets (usually, if a girl is wearing make-up I love seeing it smudge off on to the sheets...in this case, it was best that it stayed on her face! even though that wasn't particularly flattering either) - she is carrying a bit of xmas weight and the next bit is where it all goes downhill!!


THE PUNT
0/10

I've never, to date, scored anyone a 0/10! here's how it went down
cash exchanged and went to freshen up
all services agreed before money exchanged etc - rimming and facial all included.

OWO - meh but she must love the taste of wetwipes
rimming - after a few minutes sat up and said, right lets move on (and i know it was as clean as a whistle because I had literally just had it cleaned)
the smell from doggy made it seem like a dog had just taken a shit in the room - fucking awful - 
2 positions and i couldn't bare the smell any more, i had gone soft a couple of times and had to get hard again - not quite sure how i managed that.
facial / cim 'included' became an optional extra
I couldn't be assed to argue and just wanted to get the fuck out.

I came - she wiped her tits down with a wet wipe and in that time i was dressed and out the fucking door!

PROS:
if you can find any, let me know

CONS:
all of the above - deliberately succinct review so you don't waste any more time than you need to taking her off your hotlist!

[TonyD]

ukpunting saves the day yet again, in hot list and trying to make contact, thank fuck I checked her out here first...also for a half jamacian/half colombian....she is accessing aw from ghana??