FBSM - Nana - color & beauty - Birmingham

[Littlefoot]

After having my time wasted on a different punt (see my last review, if you're really that interested) on my way home I popped into color & beauty, as I still had a full nut sack that needed emptying.

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Saw Nana again, previous review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=203989.0

Only this time it was a different experience, and my day got even worse.

Walks in the shop, doors were wide open as it was sweltering heat outside. Past a few ladies having nails done. Make my way to the back of the shop and then downstairs to the massage area. Girl on reception downstairs asks me how long I want. (Nana was standing there also, shop was quiet, only me in) I tell the girl I want half hour, she says "you want hour?" She was trying to push me to have the hour when I've already told her I want half hour! Then she said £35 for half hour.  I was not in the mood to being fucked around and ripped off.  So I told her in no uncertain terms that it was £30, and handed her the cash.

Follow Nana to the room, and she also was trying to push me to have the hour.    I get left to undress, then she comes back, and begins the massage. This time the massage was shite compared to my first one with her. Don't know if the heat had got to her. She just didn't seem interested in providing a good standard of service. She just seemed to be pointlessly prodding and rubbing my back, with no thought as to what she was doing. Very very lazy and disinterested massage.

No sensual touches of my undercarriage at all. After a while I'm asked to turnover. No raise from the little fellow as yet, because it was crap. She asks if I want B2B for £40. I tell her no, I want a HE for £20. But she wouldn't give up easy and kept trying to get me to have a B2B. I had to be quite firm with her in the end. Then she asked if I want a BJ. Trying all the time to maximise her £££. In the end she got the message and went to work on my flaccid cock. Only this time there was no sensual C&B massage build up. It was a very cold wank, trying to toss me off before I'm even hard!

Eventually I get hard, she was wearing a short denim skirt, so while she's wanking me I slip my hand up and inside her knickers, feeling her bum. She didn't seem to mind at first, but must have had second thoughts, and firmly pushed my hand away with a stern look on her face. Maybe wasn't happy with just getting £20 out of me. Seemed to be looking at the clock a lot.

I shoot my load and she cleans me up. Then I jump off the table to get dressed and before I've even got a sock on she's demanding her £20. I pay her, she then disappears leaving me to dress, that's the last I saw of her. I dress and see myself out.

[Exiledwrexham]

Talk about being unlucky !!!!

[houseboot]

Unlucky?

No.

Just the author of his own downfall.

[Littlefoot]

Unlucky?

No.

Just the author of his own downfall.

Explain? Twat! I'm sure you're dying to, you knit picking twat!

[Beamer]

Explain? Twat! I'm sure you're dying to, you knit picking twat!

Your not the first LF. This guy is not a twat he is really a weird twat.

[Littlefoot]

Your not the first LF. This guy is not a twat he is really a weird twat.

He seems a fucking idiot to me. I notice him always having snidey digs at you, and others. He has been accused of being a knit picker before.

[houseboot]

Explain? Twat! I'm sure you're dying to, you knit picking twat!

If you go into the shop in a bad mood what do you expect?

It wasn't their fault that (you believe) Susan let you down.

[houseboot]

Your not the first LF. This guy is not a twat he is really a weird twat.

No Beamer.

Just someone who is calm and rational rather than firing from the hip without thinking first.

[Littlefoot]

If you go into the shop in a bad mood what do you expect?

It wasn't their fault that (you believe) Susan let you down.

I can disguise a bad mood very well. In fact my bad moods would account for good moods for a lot of people.

Has for you saying "it wasn't their fault that (YOU BELIEVE) Susan let you down."

Too fucking right I believe she let me down, I had a booking at a set time. I make my way there, out in the sticks. When I get there she cancels, with just 45 mins to go. If that is not letting me down, what would you call it!? I can tell you now with 100% certainty that my mood had nothing to do with receiving a shite service here. So take your knit picking elsewhere. 

[houseboot]

He seems a fucking idiot to me. I notice him always having snidey digs at you, and others. He has been accused of being a knit picker before.

I have given you advice on a number of threads.

If you view that as "snidey digs" then so be it.

We all have bad experiences and unfortunately waste money in the process.

Both you, and the rest of us, can learn important lessons from your experiences today.

You'll won't learn much though if you just rant and use abusive language.

[Littlefoot]

I have given you advice on a number of threads.

If you view that as "snidey digs" then so be it.

We all have bad experiences and unfortunately waste money in the process.

Both you, and the rest of us, can learn important lessons from your experiences today.

You'll won't learn much though if you just rant and use abusive language.

Stick your patronising, condescending advice right where the sun don't shine! 

[Beamer]

Stick your patronising, condescending advice right where the sun don't shine! 

You meet all sorts in life but I can't recall any other who is so patronising,condescending, corrective on here.
It appears he can't help himself. Best to simply ignore him.

[houseboot]

Stick your patronising, condescending advice right where the sun don't shine! 

"I can disguise a bad mood very well"

Alas, not very well. 

Not that I'm nitpicking.

[Littlefoot]

"I can disguise a bad mood very well"

Alas, not very well. 

Not that I'm nitpicking.

You know very well what I'm talking about. As in I can disguise it easily face to face. I wasn't talking about when prats like you try to wind me up on here. Get a life bootlace.   

[houseboot]

You meet all sorts in life but I can't recall any other who is so patronising,condescending, corrective on here.
It appears he can't help himself. Best to simply ignore him.

What you don't like is the fact you can't bully me in the same way as you try and bully others.

As I've said many times before to you, you need to calm down and stop being abusive.

Be nice to people.

Help them.

Instead of the continual demands to, "Review" and "Use the search box" and "Bllx"

[Littlefoot]

What you don't like is the fact you can't bully me in the same way as you try and bully others.

As I've said many times before to you, you need to calm down and stop being abusive.

Be nice to people.

Help them.

Instead of the continual demands to, "Review" and "Use the search box" and "Bllx"

There you go again, more patronising 'advice' 

[houseboot]

You know very well what I'm talking about. As in I can disguise it easily face to face. I wasn't talking about when prats like you try to wind me up on here. Get a life bootlace.   

I'm not trying to wind you up.

I have been trying to be helpful and you've chosen to take that advice in a negative way.

[Littlefoot]

I'm not trying to wind you up.

I have been trying to be helpful and you've chosen to take that advice in a negative way.

I'm a grown man and a grandad and have been punting since the 1980's I don't need no BS advice from you. 

[Littlefoot]

I have given you advice on a number of threads.

If you view that as "snidey digs" then so be it.

We all have bad experiences and unfortunately waste money in the process.

Both you, and the rest of us, can learn important lessons from your experiences today.

You'll won't learn much though if you just rant and use abusive language.

If you think I have used abusive language towards you, then you're quite in your right to report me. But surely we are all (most of us) men on here, and can use bad language, now and then. 

[Littlefoot]

If you go into the shop in a bad mood what do you expect?

It wasn't their fault that (you believe) Susan let you down.

So basically you're saying because I had been let down with Susan, that put me in such a bad mood that it affected my experience at color & beauty. You couldn't be further from the truth! 

[MarcT]

If you go into the shop in a bad mood what do you expect?

It wasn't their fault that (you believe) Susan let you down.

Houseboat,

Even if that was accurate - then it has absolutely nothing to do with the service level that was provided by the WG in this review.

I for one, would consider persistent up-selling, to be out of order.  She then continues with a crap service level behaviour/attitude, so a well deserved negative.

The quest continues

[InMefan]

Sorry to hear you had a shit experience littlefoot hope things will pick up for you. Also nice display pic of the England flag

[houseboot]

Houseboat,

Even if that was accurate - then it has absolutely nothing to do with the service level that was provided by the WG in this review.

I for one, would consider persistent up-selling, to be out of order.  She then continues with a crap service level behaviour/attitude, so a well deserved negative.

The quest continues

Again, I didn't deny Littlefoot's right to post a negative.

Your quest continues and you know, based on Littlefoot's experiences today, to cross Susan and Nana off your list.

Good look with your quest, whatever it is.

[Littlefoot]

Sorry to hear you had a shit experience littlefoot hope things will pick up for you. Also nice display pic of the England flag

Cheers InMefan  appreciated.

[Littlefoot]

Again, I didn't deny Littlefoot's right to post a negative.

Your quest continues and you know, based on Littlefoot's experiences today, to cross Susan and Nana off your list.

Good look with your quest, whatever it is.

Aren't you going to cross them off your list  no worries I doubt they were even on your list in the first place. 

[chris300]

Houseboat,

Even if that was accurate - then it has absolutely nothing to do with the service level that was provided by the WG in this review.

I for one, would consider persistent up-selling, to be out of order.  She then continues with a crap service level behaviour/attitude, so a well deserved negative.

The quest continues

+1

This is obviously a deserved negative so what's the point arguing? Thanks for the review LF and better luck next time.

[Littlefoot]

+1

This is obviously a deserved negative so what's the point arguing? Thanks for the review LF and better luck next time.

Thanks Chris300    common sense always prevails in the end.

[houseboot]

Aren't you going to cross them off your list  no worries I doubt they were even on your list in the first place. 

Correct.

I pass through the area half a dozen times a year. Sometimes the timings of my journeys allow me have some fun en route, sometimes they don't.

You posted two angry reviews today and I gave you my opinion on both.

I didn't attack you, just made observations so you could perhaps view them in a slightly different way.

You don't need to take that advice, that's your choice.

What I don't understand though is the personal attacks on me.

Yes, as per one of your other posts, we are grown ups so surely there is no need for all the personal attacks.

[Beamer]

Correct.

I pass through the area half a dozen times a year. Sometimes the timings of my journeys allow me have some fun en route, sometimes they don't.

You posted two angry reviews today and I gave you my opinion on both.

I didn't attack you, just made observations so you could perhaps view them in a slightly different way.

You don't need to take that advice, that's your choice.

What I don't understand though is the personal attacks on me.

Yes, as per one of your other posts, we are grown ups so surely there is no need for all the personal attacks.

You really dont understand do you ?

[houseboot]

You really dont understand do you ?

No I don't understand why a simple suggestion to step back, count to 10 and view the situation from a different perspective should cause such angry responses.

That's not being patronizing or condescending, it's just taking a calm, thoughtful look at things.

Abusive language and name calling is playground stuff.

Are we grown ups here or kids?

[Littlefoot]

Correct.

I pass through the area half a dozen times a year. Sometimes the timings of my journeys allow me have some fun en route, sometimes they don't.

You posted two angry reviews today and I gave you my opinion on both.

I didn't attack you, just made observations so you could perhaps view them in a slightly different way.

You don't need to take that advice, that's your choice.

What I don't understand though is the personal attacks on me.

Yes, as per one of your other posts, we are grown ups so surely there is no need for all the personal attacks.

Did you used to be a school teacher. I repeat again, I do not need the sort of advice, what you think is 'advice' from you. Unless you can put me onto a pretty size 6 that will snog my face off and shag like a locomotive! Which I doubt very much. If you think any of my posts or others have been inappropriate, you do have the option to report that post. As we all have that option. I think houseboat some of us get a bit fed up with your constant nitpicking and BS. You've had numerous snidey pops at me in the past, what you seem to call advice  you've had an unnecessary dig at Marc before, and you seem to attack every post Beamer makes. Beamer is almost always spot on and a valued contributor IMO. 

[Beamer]

No I don't understand why a simple suggestion to step back, count to 10 and view the situation from a different perspective should cause such angry responses.

That's not being patronizing or condescending, it's just taking a calm, thoughtful look at things.

Abusive language and name calling is playground stuff.

Are we grown ups here or kids?

We are tired of your supercilious posts. They do not add anything .....interesting that LF thought you might be a teacher as well as a twat.

[houseboot]

We are tired of your supercilious posts. They do not add anything .....interesting that LF thought you might be a teacher as well as a twat.

Nope, as I've said before, I have never been a teacher.

Nope, I don't consider myself to be superior to you or anyone else here.

I only ever try and be helpful.

I don't use abusive language or attack people.

I don't recognise Littlefoot's comments about snidey comments apart from, perhaps, commenting on a Negative review in Torquay which could have been avoided.

I've no idea what he means by BS. I assume he means bullshit but I don't post anything which is not true..

It is amazing how two simple posts can generate so many posts thereafter.

Interesting though.

Maybe someone could write a book (No, I'm not an author either)

[Littlefoot]

Nope, as I've said before, I have never been a teacher.

Nope, I don't consider myself to be superior to you or anyone else here.

I only ever try and be helpful.

I don't use abusive language or attack people.

I don't recognise Littlefoot's comments about snidey comments apart from, perhaps, commenting on a Negative review in Torquay which could have been avoided.

I've no idea what he means by BS. I assume he means bullshit but I don't post anything which is not true..

It is amazing how two simple posts can generate so many posts thereafter.

Interesting though.

Maybe someone could write a book (No, I'm not an author either)

Think you're getting your reviews mixed up. Nothing wrong with your comments on my Torquay review. 

[houseboot]

Think you're getting your reviews mixed up. Nothing wrong with your comments on my Torquay review. 

So you like me after all. 

[Littlefoot]

Nope, as I've said before, I have never been a teacher.

What were you before they sacked you. 

[greg101]

Ah sorry to read about your poor experience Littlefoot.  C&B can be hit and miss, I was going to drop in today but it was too damn hot.  Most times I've been in and it's been great, other; crap.  If I get another bad experience I'll probably look elsewhere.

[Littlefoot]

Ah sorry to read about your poor experience Littlefoot.  C&B can be hit and miss, I was going to drop in today but it was too damn hot.  Most times I've been in and it's been great, other; crap.  If I get another bad experience I'll probably look elsewhere.

Cheers greg101 think I will give it a good wait before I return. I do think the heat may have contributed to the poor service. Think the weather was affecting everyone today. A lot of people seemed to be getting steamed up over nothing.

[MarcT]

Again, I didn't deny Littlefoot's right to post a negative.

Your quest continues and you know, based on Littlefoot's experiences today, to cross Susan and Nana off your list.

Good look with your quest, whatever it is.

Your claimed that he was the root cause of the negative experience:

Unlucky?

No.

Just the author of his own downfall.

The quest continues in the knowledge that you have proved yourself to be sympathetic towards WG's when either some or all of their service level does not meet a UKP members expectation.

[Littlefoot]

One thing I forgot to mention in the review, while she was massaging my back I hear some kind of music. I then notice the massage had turned to just using one hand. Out the corner of my eye I see she's looking at her phone with her other hand. I forgot to mention because it only lasted 5 seconds, didn't really bother me that much, and I just forgot. But it might bother others. 

[long dog]

I think some working girls just take us for granted sometimes that's where this site helps
Thanks littlefoot for your honest and respected opinion

[Littlefoot]

I think some working girls just take us for granted sometimes that's where this site helps
Thanks littlefoot for your honest and respected opinion

No problem long dog. 

[Littlefoot]

I think some working girls just take us for granted sometimes that's where this site helps
Thanks littlefoot for your honest and respected opinion

That's how it felt. Spot on!