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So feeling horny and with a lack of my favoured touring girls available I decided to take a chance on a £60 Polish punt.
Communication was via text and it was very simple to arrannge and 30 minutes later I was arriving at some fairly shabby serviced apartments in central Cheltenham. The front door was open and there was scaffolding at the front of the building which was a bit off putting.
I decided to continue and climbed the stairs to the top floor apartment where Angelina let me in. As stated in other UKP reviews she is closer to 40 than the claimed 30 and blonde rather than brunette as in her profile pictures. Pretty much what I expected so not the reason for the negative.
It was a hot day and the bedroom window was open but covered with a dark sheet. I was disconcerted to hear to men having a conversation just outside the window. It seems that they were decorators working on the outside of the building and they would obviously be able to hear us as well as we could hear them.
Having handed over the cash I decided to proceed and got undressed. Some brief french kissing was followed by owo and then I was asked which position I wanted for sex. I chose cowgirl and noticed that as our activity became more vigorous the outside conversation halted but started again if I paused. This was pretty unnerving as one guy sounded like he was literally within a few feet just the other side of the sheet.
I decided to try to come quickly and we fucked in doggy and missionary but it was just not happening so I decided to cut my losses and leave quietly.
Given these circumstances it has to be a negative. To be fair to Angelina I think her performance was limited by the situation and I doubt whether she had any control over it but I will not be rushing back to test this theory.