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Author Topic: Amyloverxx - Hucknall  (Read 2582 times)


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2 review(s) for elly 30 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by CoolTiger]

Offline Vulpecula

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1hr - £130

Booking & Communication

I emailed Amy to enquire about a GFE and received a prompt reply confirming date and time, booking placed and post code received. A few texts exchanged to check phone number and then to confirm the booking.

Good comms, prompt and reasonably concise.

Location

The postcode lead me to a 80s/90s development on the outskirts of Hucknall, easy to find and plenty of parking on the road leading to the cul-de-sac where Amy was working. Small house, clean and tidy, lead up to a small bedroom, double bed with possibly the most knackered mattress I've seen since my student days.

Good location, easy to find & park. Shopping for a new mattress in the sales hopefully.

Looks

Very attractive facially, good cheek bones, eyes and sensual full lips.  Dyed blonde shoulder length hair and shaved pubic hair.  I think the photos are genuine accepting that the corsetry is working hard, I'm not very good at this but would estimate a dress size of 14 rather than the stated 10.   I would say that she is late twenties or early thirties so the stated age of 28 is about right.

A bit stocky for my preference but an attractive woman.

Services

I'd requested a GFE, French kissing (discretion), oral/OWO, RO, finishing with penetration (protected).

It started to go downhill very quickly, no tongues so a kiss on the lips offered, cuddling/caressing "is not something she does".  She sat perched on the edge of the bed limiting physical contact, she did allow me to stroke her breasts and suck on her nipples.  We started with a back massage. After a little perfunctory rubbing I was asked to turn over. Straight into a handjob and OWO.  I managed to disrupt her flow and got her to lie down so I could practise my RO.  A nice pussy, clean and fresh.  Just getting into it when Amy asked me to stop implying she didn't want to cum too soon.  Straight on with a condom and into a fast and furious cowgirl.  I was unable, and to be honest a little unwilling, to put the brakes on and came within about 20 minutes of the booking starting.

Since starting with the blue pills coming can be a little elusive so credit to Amy for this achievement!

Anyway, to continue...

Lying back and tidying up the first flush I suggested we might go round again, Amy had started to dress. She informed me that she operated a one cum limit in half hour bookings, this morphed into a one cum limit in bookings when I pointed out that I had an hour booked and paid for.  No mention of this was made in her AW profile nor in any communication.  I've not bumped into this limit in longer duration bookings so hadn't checked beforehand.  Amy continued to dress making it clear the intimacy was at an end.  After a little one-sided conversation I dressed and then left while Amy did some dusting around the bedroom.

I was offered a discount on my next booking.

Approximately thirty minutes after arriving I was back on the street heading to the car, not a happy punter.

Just like a GFE, you've pissed her off and she feels obliged to service you since it's your birthday.

In Summary

This was not a good GFE, it was perfunctory, mechanical, intended to make me come as soon as possible and get me out of the door.

Will I return for my discounted GFE booking?  No trace of sensuality, no FK, no cuddling/caressing - what's the point?

She may be worth considering for a quickie, her approach and attitude seem better suited to this service rather than a longer duration GFE.

I did think of posting this as a neutral review since the comms, location (bed excepting), appearance and service were OK but this was so far short of a GFE that I feel a negative is appropriate.

Offline Ramone78

Thats another one off the HL ! So thanks for the report, sorry you had a bad one as she looks pretty Good.
TBH I never book for an hour on a first punt

Offline Vulpecula

Thanks for the commiserations.  I'd allowed looks, enjoys list and the fact I was after a GFE to over-ride the previous negative review on here, I was warned.

I tend to view an hour as a trial booking, I like a more sensual experience and even an hour seems rushed on ocassions.


Offline ir34

That's what GFs are like...annoying fucks...seems like she took it all too literally.  :P  :D

Jokes apart...sorry matey...sounds like a nightmare punt. Back on the saddle!

Offline Vulpecula

Maybe an outcall next time, my bedroom needs dusting ;)

Polishing the tack ready for the next adventure :thumbsup:

Online RogerBoner

I dressed and then left while Amy did some dusting around the bedroom.
That's hilarious  :yahoo:
This happened to me quite recently. A very feminine way of saying Go Away Now! 

Offline Moderntosser

Thanks for the review. This ones local to me so would’ve probably given her ago but no chance now!

Offline EatsShootsAndLeaves

Formely known as Elle May Love and offers 'duos' with her fatmate Candy (aka Summer)

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See my negative report here...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=80112.0

n.b. that bed was fucked two years ago!

Offline CoolTiger

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Formely known as Elle May Love and offers 'duos' with her fatmate Candy (aka Summer)

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

See my negative report here...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=80112.0

n.b. that bed was fucked two years ago!

Have indexed Amy's Old Profile (Elle May) so that her old negative review is now linked to the new one.

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Offline Space Invader

Wow, thanks for the heads up on that one guys, had I not read this thread she would def have been on my HL for this week , feel I have saved some money now so may treat myself to someone more 'upmarket' than my usual girls !
Another example of Why UKP is such a great site for us all ,and shows why we should all share our knowledge and experiences !

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Wow, thanks for the heads up on that one guys, had I not read this thread she would def have been on my HL for this week , feel I have saved some money now so may treat myself to someone more 'upmarket' than my usual girls !
Another example of Why UKP is such a great site for us all ,and shows why we should all share our knowledge and experiences !

UKP at its best ... but as explained by D4fun, sharing info is the most vital part of this forum. From members posting their reviews (in this case Vulpecula), to EatsShootsAndLeaves spotting that she had a previous profile, to Daniel4fun researching on a profile, prior to deciding whom to punt with, thereby avoiding her altogether.

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UKP at its best ... but as explained by D4fun, sharing info is the most vital part of this forum. From members posting their reviews (in this case Vulpecula), to EatsShootsAndLeaves spotting that she had a previous profile, to Daniel4fun researching on a profile, prior to deciding whom to punt with, thereby avoiding her altogether.

Helped me out on my first day of looking too!! Was hell bent on going to see Kerry.... at Belper as her pics looked good. Just before I booked I found UKP and looked her up. Safe to say I’m glad I went elsewhere in the end..

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Offline nbarnes

I thought the above sounded familar and yeah, the nickname Summer gave it away.

I saw these two fatties on a special offer three way - ages ago.
I can confirm the above are FGAS' - Fat Girl Angle shots.

Found them both a bit chavvy\skanky and they gave me the least sexy threesome ever, was a glorified wank and it put me off duos quite frankly. (although I do need to get back into them...)

And yeah - They told me the bed was broken too and wouldn't take both of their weight!!! (they weren't kidding)

Avoid them both (its too late for me to review now, this was ages ago.)
« Last Edit: June 18, 2018, 11:13:43 pm by nbarnes »

Offline 9949nik

Thanks for the review, I was booked to see her tomorrow on her £100 special hour, I have just cancelled!!

Offline Ass the man

So sorry to hear about experience i would have demanded half money back if u ever over West Midlands horny louise 123 is ur girl

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So sorry to hear about experience i would have demanded half money back if u ever over West Midlands horny louise 123 is ur girl

Link please??

Any chance of a review of her??

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Hornylouise123 dont no how too put link on she got 5*feedback

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So sorry to hear about experience i would have demanded half money back if u ever over West Midlands horny louise 123 is ur girl

Hornylouise123 dont no how too put link on she got 5*feedback

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