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External Link/Members Only2nd of three visits to The Hot Box, in a bid to get my loyalty card stamped and get my free punt!
I had originally pre-booked Joanna but found out on the day that Joanna was no longer going to be working at the HotBox. Having already decided I was going to bang a ho that day, I looked at the other options and Lacey caught my eye.
Lacey - described as 'stunning' by the parlour and by other reviews. Reality, not very attractive (5/10 at most). Described as having 'the fittest arse around' by another punter. Reality, not that nice at all. I'm an ass aficionado and I know a good arse when I see one. I can't even remember what Lacey's arse looked like and so it can't have been any good. She must be about 5' 5", not a bad body but she's had 3 kids and so showing signs of this. Lots of tattoos and piercings. One stand out feature are her eyes, very bright blue and captivating. If I wasn't determined to get my loyalty card stamped for a freebie, I would probably have walked. But in my mind it was a case of pay £60 for this punt and the next one would be free.
The meet - nothing memorable. Initially quite mechanical but with some kissing and caressing, I soon softened Lacey up. Moved onto the bed and she allowed me to play with her pussy but no fingers. She was nice and wet though, so with some passionate kissing, it got me feeling horny. She doesn't do OWO and her tekkers wasn't great anyway, so I decided not to waste any time and gave her some RO instead. Clean and fresh with a clit stud, I enjoyed my time between her legs. Back to more OW and then I sat up and asked her to sit on top of me. No lube required as she was sopping wet, her grinding on top of me and kissing me hard. Flipped into mish and I unloaded in the sack. She cleaned me up, gave me a shit massage and I then got dressed and left bang on time. She gave me some fluffy shit about how we got on well and it'd be nice to see me again. No ta luv, which is what I should have said!
I'm going to give this a positive, only because she was a nice girl and gave it a good go to make sure I had a good time. I should give it a neutral because she doesn't look like she is described as on the agency website and her photos are very misleading IMHO. But as they say, one man's Cheryl Cole is another man's Susan Boyle.
