Ummm......

[SeekingtheTruth]

I'm at a loss for words to describe this one....

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Steelworker]

Shakespeare did have some words, ‘an honour! Were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst sucked wisdom from thy teat’

 

[Richard_Morgan98]

I had an email back , it's £150

[SeekingtheTruth]

I had an email back , it's £150

Madness.

[Steelworker]

Madness.

The price or Rich asking or both? 

[Avg_Joe]

Hidden Image/Members Only..... I wonder if she'd do a 2 for 1 deal if you took your baby along 

[SeekingtheTruth]

The price or Rich asking or both? 

Haha, both 

[Richard_Morgan98]

Hi,

I can't copy and paste the email response from her, but she said it's cuddling and breastfeeding....

Sounds a bit like Bitty in Little Britain with David Walliams, if anyone remembers that,

Rich

[Steelworker]

Hi,

I can't copy and paste the email response from her, but she said it's cuddling and breastfeeding....

Sounds a bit like Bitty in Little Britain with David Walliams, if anyone remembers that,

Rich

I can’t forget it. Did you email for fun or fancied it, Rich?

[Richard_Morgan98]

Was just curious what the price was, I doubt the picture is genuine, although the email response sounded genuine enough. I can't cut and paste on my tablet, as it's quite old, but the email responses I had would generate a few laughs on here,

Rich

[mrdiamond77]

I think I will give this one a miss.   

[mr big]

Get to Iceland only cost u a pound

[np500]

Gutted it’s £150, read the profile and thought it was free, I was getting my teabags, cup and sugar together when my hopes were dashed  , felt like a cwch too 

[EnglishRebecca121]

lacation is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fetish !! i bet she gets bookings though!

[Avg_Joe]

Must be something wrong with me  ..... cause i just don't see the attraction

[np500]

I don’t see the attraction in men, but the ladies do, well, Most do, and some men do but you know what I mean ! There’s no accounting for tast .

[OMellors]

lacation is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fetish !! i bet she gets bookings though!

Not for me.   

Frankly ER,  I’d rather pour condensed milk over your tits and lick it off

Just have this feeling it’d be a whole better experience.   

OM

[iverthickone]

Not for me.   

Frankly ER,  I’d rather pour condensed milk over your tits and lick it off

Just have this feeling it’d be a whole better experience.   

OM

Oh bloody 'ell ER, you been giving my secrets away to OM? 

Theres definitely udder things i would enjoy more than this, so on balance, it'll still be Tescos for me.

[Avg_Joe]

lacation is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fetish !! i bet she gets bookings though!

these "fetish" folks have it easy.......

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and voila, they're happy !!

[STAR-LORD]

Shakespeare did have some words, ‘an honour! Were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst sucked wisdom from thy teat’

 

Romeo and Juliet
Act 1, Scene 3, Page 3   

[STAR-LORD]

I'm at a loss for words to describe this one....

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Completely and utterly bizarre IMO. 

[SeekingtheTruth]

Romeo and Juliet
Act 1, Scene 3, Page 3   

Grats on the google 

[STAR-LORD]

Grats on the google 

I'm disappointed he didn't put the reference.    But to be fair, where would we be without Google these days. 

[Steelworker]

I'm disappointed he didn't put the reference.    But to be fair, where would we be without Google these days. 

I fucking hated studying it. Funny how certain lines stick with you 

[Steelworker]

Also studied Midsummer night dream. There’s a line in there I’ve thought of when a couple of escorts have told me they’re thinking of getting their arses done. ‘Bottom, thou art transformed’. 

[STAR-LORD]

Also studied Midsummer night dream. There’s a line in there I’ve thought of when a couple of escorts have told me they’re thinking of getting their arses done. ‘Bottom, thou art transformed’. 

A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Act 3, Scene 1, Page 6

Oh my days, I'm in stitches! 

SNOUT
O Bottom, thou art changed! What do I see on thee?

BOTTOM
What do you see? You see an ass head of your own, do you?

Exit SNOUT

Enter QUINCE

QUINCE
Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee. Thou art translated.

Exit QUINCE

BOTTOM
I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me, to fright me if they could. But I will not stir from this place, do what they can. I will walk up and down here and I will sing, that they shall hear I am not afraid.
(sings)
 The ouzel cock, so black of hue
 With orange-tawny bill,
 The throstle with his note so true,
 The wren with little quill—

[Steelworker]

I misquoted from memory when I used ‘transformed’. Humble apologies, NW 

[STAR-LORD]

I misquoted from memory when I used ‘transformed’. Humble apologies, Wolfie 

No matter, I still find the verses hilarious!   

[Hectorshouse]

"They got me on Milk and Alcohol!" - wow a source for milky, milky!!!

Is it true we return to our baby state when we get older??

HA HA.

Bizarre in the extreme, I would like to be milked though?

[np500]

I fucking hated studying it. Funny how certain lines stick with you 

The den, millwall, 1976 :-  I’m gonna kick  the living fucking shit out of your taffy fucking head 
Yes, it’s funny how lines stick with you, seconds before a kicking !

[OMellors]

Also studied Midsummer night dream. There’s a line in there I’ve thought ......................... ‘Bottom, thou art transformed’. 

Really! was it absolutely 100% incumbent on you  to bring that up, SW     

Just as I'd stopped having nightmares , you've just reminded me of Wolfie and that damn rum bottle 

OM