This woman has been talked about by the same frenzied few over and and over again. I’ve called them out as being dodgy a number of times about it but having never seen the woman maybe I was wrong.
I booked in on Wednesday having tweaked my hamstring the week before and still wasn’t 100% so thought why not.
Booked by phone relatively. First things first this is a major trek from Belfast. Well over an hour to get there and the final part was tiny country roads.
Arrived on time and sure enough there is a tent like thing in the garden and had that sinking feeling that I was wrong about those guys. Hadn’t arranged an outdoors session by phone but made a joke about camping in the garden and she said she could do the massage out there if I wanted.
Why not I thought. Got undressed and lay on table naked to see what happens.
It was a reiki style massage or sensual or something. Very relaxing and all that and was reasonably cool in the tent. Could feel myself dosing over before I was told to turn over.
Here we go then... hands hovered over my cock and all that and that was about it. Hovered over my belly chest and head too like.
In fairness I didn’t ask for a handjob but in my experience anybody up for extras “accidentally” touch the equipment and ask if it’s ok to go on and out comes the new cost...
Afterwards I got a debrief about my chakras and all that... no harm but it was all a bit hippy for me and did nothing for my hamstring. Loosened up my shoulders a bit. Friendly enough woman and very chatty.
Asked did she get much business out in the countryside here and she started talking about creepy calls from guys asking for extras and that she has never done that. Near miss then as my face would have given me away.
£45 for the hour. Nice enough lady. Remote, far away location and lack of HE leads me to a negative. This is a punting forum not a massage forum.
