External Link/Members OnlyThe venue: basement flat behind Earl’s Court tube
The girl: not bad looking, not as good as photos but pretty with a good curvy figure and natural breasts. Bubbly and keen but very little English.7/10 but wasn’t disappointed by the way she looked.
What a freaked out experience and not in a good way!
Anyway never met Lola before but was happy with her look and attitude, handed over the paperwork. Went for a quick shower and I could hear a loud man’s voice I put it down to a punter with her flat mate and it wasn’t angry so thought nothing more. Went back to the room and started with oral. Her oral technique was ok but she does have a giant mirror, great view of her kneeling in front of me. We moved to the bed for more oral then on with the hood and started with a great cow girl. Moved onto doggy and that mirror came in handy again! First go over and this is when it goes tits up (not in a good way!)
She goes outside to clean herself up and I can hear the voices of at least 3 men in the corridor! I creep up to try to hear what’s going on but can’t make it out. Anyway Lola comes back and I ask her is everything ok as she looks a little flustered and she says fine and to lie down for massage. Start getting massages and the next thing you know the flatmate comes in, throws the cat in the room (their pet) and says something in Thai all I can make out is 999! At this point I’m starting to freak out. Lola tries to continue with massage but I say I think I might go. She tells me they have had trouble with a ladyboy upstairs trashing his flat and the landlord and police are here about that. I’m getting dressed now when the flatmate comes in, Meja I think, who speaks better English to say the old bill are outside with the landlord. She says I can stay as I still have half an hour. To be fair she seemed pretty annoyed with Lola that she wasn’t helping. Lola was very apologetic but I just wanted out of there before the police got bored and decided to ask questions.
I leg it out keeping my head down past the police who are all around the top of the stairs ( basement flat). I texted olina to tell them not to book anyone else in and tell them the story, all I get for my trouble is “ok”. I explain that I was expecting an offer of some free time next time at which time I got radio silence. Maybe I should have asked Lola for some money back but I really wasn’t going to start any trouble at the time but I really thought Olina’s would step up. I guess I’ll be voting with my feet!
Anyway I’d give Lola a 7/10 overall for the first 30mins but the rest of it, f*** me what a mess! I will be booking with another agency in future. I know it wasn’t their fault but they didn’t even bother trying to handle me after.
