Author Topic: Alexa-22 - South Croydon  (Read 934 times)


4 review(s) for Alexa-22 (1 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline xabojuro

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Intro


Alexa-22 looked good on paper.  Curvy Milf that offers anal included is always a very tempting escort.


Subject :

Alexa-22 as described here

Location:

South Croydon  on the road that this opposite Galicia  restaurant


Comms:

I called her. She spoke good English but when I met her she suddenly had an amnesia and started speaking German.

Obviously, I have spoken to somebody else on the phone. dishonesty is not my thing.

When I asked the door number, the voice over got agitated and told me post code will take me there.

Upon arrival I called and rather than giving me the door number, I was told to look out for estate agent sign to locate the door.

I think the vice over watched too many shit former East German spy B movies.




Logistics :

Pay and display parking is available.


The punt

Place is clean and tidy but no bed. She uses a large mattress that has been reclaimed from a building site.

I gave her the 45 she was asked for and included extra services but as soon as she collected, he started

Ruling out what she has publicly claimed to offer as part of the standard. It felt that she was putting on an act

Including the way she pretended that she speaks no English. I'm convinced that there was no voice-over but it is the same person

Who on the phone speaks very good English. I think she figured that's difficult for the punter to continue asking what he paid for if there is a language barrier.

She said she had cold-sore  so no FK and BBBj. That I was too big (I  told her of the phone)  and anal therefor is out of question


She also went on about her three kids in Hungary.

The pics on the net are of the same person but hugely enhanced and misleading.

after she took the money. She went to the in-house ATM and deposited the healthy sum of 45 (I am convinced that brothels have in-built ATMs).

She then proceeds to suck but I soon as the rod was oiled enough i tried to flip her huge body into a doggy style but her fat thighs won't move.

Finally like a huge lorry she reversed backwards and forwards to get into position

I mounted her in the doggy position and vented all of my anger. She screamed and had to stop.

She felt I think because when I flipped her back to cum on her chest she got confused in the heat of the moment and  took the land into her mouth (cold sore !)



Advice:


Avoid her.









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Offline Helloyou75001

She looks enormous! And tall is she?

She must be big enough to take any dick in her was with ease

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i saw this thing in my searches recently, all signs told me to avoid it. and after reading your review im glad I did.

Offline ClassyM3309

This lady was on my Hot List for last 10 days & I was just considering to have a punt on her.
After seeing a negative feedback, I have now removed her from my HL.
I am glad I did'nt waste my money.

Offline Skyjuice1000

She’s a mammal alright I would of legged it once she mentioned cold sore!!!!
Bloody nasty she should refrain from working until it cleared !