Author Topic: Curvy Busty Ivy  (Read 4218 times)


19 review(s) for Curvy Busty Ivy (10 positive, 4 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by houseboot]

Offline crafty_jlack

This meeting happened sometime in july incase anyones confused
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Service : 30 mins £70
Location : 12 mins away from Maida Vale station

Girl :
Tall ( 5ft11
Wide hips
Big ass , but it didn’t protrude
Pretty
Boderline thick / bbw



Sex :
Owo , she was sucking on my dick sensually and staring into my soul , had a nice rhythm and had the right amount of spit , would say her blowjob was top 3 for me. We then did reverse cowgirl , it was a beautiful sight.
Did doggystyle and she kept on moaning .
We did missionary , gave her a Pounding then she wrapped her legs around me like she wanted to have my kids lol.
Took the condom off and gave me a handjob and a sloppy blowjob. Did missionary again , then ended in doggy. At that point she couldn’t take anymore , and she started moaning heavily , I just continued pounding. Finally got my nut.

She said everyone who comes here only last two minutes but I managed to get my moneys worth lol . Then she followed on by saying my girlfriend must be happy.

Had small talk about where she’s from and all the other bullshit I don’t care about.

Overall :
Sex 8/10
Girl 7/10
 And I’d definitely come again

Offline last_days_of_logan

was she moaning cause she was pissed off? or because of pleasure?

in my case she could not take a pounding at all

cheers for the review by the way

Offline pumps

Staring into Your soul?

What a fluffy review  :rolleyes: :sarcastic:

Offline crafty_jlack

Staring into Your soul?

What a fluffy review  :rolleyes: :sarcastic:


I’m literally describing my experience so others know what’s she like , if u wanna chat shit Don’t read my reviews cunt  :)

Offline crafty_jlack

was she moaning cause she was pissed off? or because of pleasure?

in my case she could not take a pounding at all

cheers for the review by the way
Sorry if I didn’t make that clear , she was moaning because of pleasure ... but she told me to cover her mouth cuz her neighbour ( an elderly man ) could hear her moans lol

Offline pumps



I’m literally describing my experience so others know what’s she like , if u wanna chat shit Don’t read my reviews cunt  :)

Haha I'll read what I like on these forums and call any fluffy twat out as I see it, blow by blow facts work best not pathectic romance novel snippets.....

that is  if you want others to know your actual experience of course. 

When does "great eye contact" become "staring into your soul" ?    When youre a fluffy twat.

 Geeze



Offline dwightschrute

That ass fat

Hope she comes back to london

Offline crafty_jlack

Haha I'll read what I like on these forums and call any fluffy twat out as I see it, blow by blow facts work best not pathectic romance novel snippets.....

that is  if you want others to know your actual experience of course. 

When does "great eye contact" become "staring into your soul" ?    When youre a fluffy twat.

 Geeze
I’m not with this internet gangster shit , if u met me in real life 10/10 you wouldn’t say shit. Always commenting on my reviews like a fan lol . It’s just a review but I can tell this whole punting thing is ur life u sad bum

Offline last_days_of_logan



I’m literally describing my experience so others know what’s she like , if u wanna chat shit Don’t read my reviews cunt  :)


whoa!!

meow  *snikt* *scratch* LOL

relax man ..
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 03:51:47 pm by last_days_of_logan »

Offline last_days_of_logan

Sorry if I didn’t make that clear , she was moaning because of pleasure ... but she told me to cover her mouth cuz her neighbour ( an elderly man ) could hear her moans lol

she was desperate for me to cum...volunteered doggy but i can hold out in any position aside from cow girl (which i cant keep wood for)

seeeeriously struggling...it was actually a bit of a turn on in this instance...normally it makes my punt shit but she was struggling but didnt restrict access and depth in prone. i didnt hammer her at all though as i didnt want her to start having an angry fit but she cannot handle the D.

Offline crafty_jlack

she was desperate for me to cum...volunteered doggy but i can hold out in any position aside from cow girl (which i cant keep wood for)

seeeeriously struggling...it was actually a bit of a turn on in this instance...normally it makes my punt shit but she was struggling but didnt restrict access and depth in prone. i didnt hammer her at all though as i didnt want her to start having an angry fit but she cannot handle the D.
yeah I hear you , but I didn’t care if she had a fit or not lol

Offline last_days_of_logan

yeah I hear you , but I didn’t care if she had a fit or not lol

how long were you there for?...did she give you a 1 pop policy?

Offline DubCee

she was desperate for me to cum...volunteered doggy but i can hold out in any position aside from cow girl (which i cant keep wood for)

seeeeriously struggling...it was actually a bit of a turn on in this instance...normally it makes my punt shit but she was struggling but didnt restrict access and depth in prone. i didnt hammer her at all though as i didnt want her to start having an angry fit but she cannot handle the D.

Big shame that. I have he on my HL just to test her waters when she comes back

Offline last_days_of_logan

Big shame that. I have he on my HL just to test her waters when she comes back

yep...if you are packing an above average one you will defo get limited services.

check out my review of her
her french kissing is nice, missionary is nice....ass bouncing off of you is great view but she cant fulfil that fantasy of you being Rocco sifredi, nacho vidal, justin slayer, tt boy etc for 30 mins or an hour...she just cant take the enthusiastic dicking from an above average size...

i actually got banned from seeing her and all SPs in her group...ridiculous.

i mean i will see her again and hopefully she doesnt turn me away...my charm is great

Offline pumps

I’m not with this internet gangster shit , if u met me in real life 10/10 you wouldn’t say shit. Always commenting on my reviews like a fan lol . It’s just a review but I can tell this whole punting thing is ur life u sad bum

You prized plum, how ridiculous is it to tell someone you've never met or seen before they wouldn't tell you that in real life.

So easy to call you out on nonsense.

 :lol:



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the enthusiastic dicking from an above average size...

this made me LOL so hard

i actually got banned from seeing her and all SPs in her group...ridiculous.

this made me LOL even harder

the reports of your shenaniganz with this group has actually been my personal highlight on UKP this year

...absolutely brilliant

Offline last_days_of_logan

this made me LOL so hard

this made me LOL even harder

the reports of your shenaniganz with this group has actually been my personal highlight on UKP this year

...absolutely brilliant

LOL

they really evade me if i wanted to go back there. they do everything by text...and i never spoke to the maid that did the banning

Ivy will remember me after a couple of minutes but by then i am sure i would have won her over. when the ordeal was over for her we were actually quite cool and vibing with anther SP in the room just chatting.

Offline DubCee

yep...if you are packing an above average one you will defo get limited services.

check out my review of her
her french kissing is nice, missionary is nice....ass bouncing off of you is great view but she cant fulfil that fantasy of you being Rocco sifredi, nacho vidal, justin slayer, tt boy etc for 30 mins or an hour...she just cant take the enthusiastic dicking from an above average size...

i actually got banned from seeing her and all SPs in her group...ridiculous.

i mean i will see her again and hopefully she doesnt turn me away...my charm is great

Logan, did you get the ban just because of your package? I read your review of her with much interest. I will take the chance and see her when shes back

Offline last_days_of_logan

Logan, did you get the ban just because of your package? I read your review of her with much interest. I will take the chance and see her when shes back

the ban was really weird.... this is the order of events

1. saw big booty on aw
2. got mad horny and pictured the deed. Made the call
3. confirmed services. 1 hour.....unlimited times (which means 3 really)...owo...dfk.
4. got down there...liked what i saw. beautiful woman. ..she is pretty. BBW pawg
5. Got undressed and was already hard....and then..
6. "you are not allowed 1 hour. just 30 mins max." "you are not allowed 2 cums in 30 mins. just one"
7. dfk enthusiastically until i had her in doggy and prone. then out of spite and revenge she refused to kiss me anymore

you know the rest for the meet. (we actually got on really well..me , her and another working girl who wanted to take me for a spin. at cost of course)

fast forward to booking for another meet about 1 month and half ago

8. called....got postcode and time etc etc. all good..even cracked a few jokes with the maid on behalf of ivy that we shared last visit
9. then i overplayed my hand and said "tell her its her pony returning to see her" (this must have been relayed to ivy and triggered something)
10. "no you are not allowed to come anymore...you are too big!!!"
11. "..but ..but.. but why? i thought we had a good time last time " etc etc
12. "no not allowed!"
13. "can i see someone else?"
14. "no you are not allowed to see any of the girls!! this number will be removed from client list"

so if i didnt make that "pony" quip, a name ivy herself gave me, i would have been balls deep in prone in her phat ass again. i think she would have been willing but me cracking a joke probably put her in a foul mood as to my intentions

it wasnt my package that got me banned , cause we did the deed before and even said then "next time we do this and that" et etc. i think it was me just casually throwing out something that would make her work and she saw an out at the phone stage rather than having to go through with it. if her phone was dusty she would definitely see me no problem

i would reccomend you see her for yourself even if at least once.

Offline DubCee

Thanks for the detailed intel, Logan. It seems to me she was in a foul mood when you called. You know how temperamental these WGs can be. 

Offline last_days_of_logan

Thanks for the detailed intel, Logan. It seems to me she was in a foul mood when you called. You know how temperamental these WGs can be.

yep..agreed 100%

thats why i am giving her a wide birth then go in later again...when she is more calm.

Offline Zakshaf17

Has anyone punted her recently? She seems to have terrible communication on arranging a meet.

Offline Chorley

« Last Edit: October 16, 2018, 03:43:45 pm by Chorley »


Offline last_days_of_logan

Has anyone punted her recently? She seems to have terrible communication on arranging a meet.

i dont think its her that arranges the meet. its the maid

and you only joined in july so you still have ages before you are considered a taker but try not to be that guy that only talks to us when he wants something

feel free to share whenever you have a moment