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External Link/Members OnlyWell this is a pity - it looks like she's lost it at last. This is a service provider I've seen a couple of times before and had a reasonable time with - not the best, but certainly not the worst.
This time, I dropped her a text to ask if she was available around 3:15/3:30 and she came back and said 3:15 was good for her. I text back to confirm and she replied with her postcode and instructions to call when I got on her street. As it happened, I got delayed slightly at a job, which was 10 minutes away from her. I was with a colleague and couldn't get to my punting phone to let her know. Anyway got away at just before 3:15 and dropped her a text to say I was running 10 minutes late. Didn't get a response, so made my way there. Pulled up on her street at 3:27 - 12 minutes late and gave her a call. Here's the conversation in general as it happened:
Me - "Hi, it's your 3:15 appointment, sorry I'm a bit late."
Her - "You need to be done by 3:45."
Me - "Oh, how much would 15 minutes be."
Her - "I don't do 15 minutes - it's £65 minimum"
Me - "OK. Have you got an an appointment after me?"
Her - "No, but you missed your appointment slot."
Me - "So can't we just do 30 minutes from now?"
Her - "You don't understand. Your slot was 3:15 - 3:45. You missed your slot. Sorry."
Me - "But you just said there's no-one after me, so can't you make my slot 3:30 - 4:00?"
Her - "No. That's not how it works. I reserved a slot for you and you missed it. I can't keep it open if you're running late. If you miss your slot, there's nothing I can do. I don't sit around all day keeping slots open for time wasters."
Me - "Err. Ok. Well sorry that I was late - I got caught up at work. I text as soon as I was able to"
Her - "I don't care."
Me - "Err. Fair enough. Bye"
Not sure what else to add apart from the fact that she obviously enjoyed getting one over me - the smugness in her voice was audible. A quick text back to let me know that a meeting wasn't possible as I was running a few minutes late would have been perfectly fine and would have saved me driving over to her. She's obviously vindictive enough to allow a punter to drive over if they're running late and cancel them on her door step.
It's a pity, as she was a reasonable plan B, but I'll avoid her from now on. I don't have the inclination to have sex with a lunatic

or a jaded hooker

- not sure which she is. At least I won't have to listen to her crazed ramblings as she massages my thighs between rounds anymore. I'd advise you to avoid as well guys - there are much better girls out there who are understanding if you're running a few minutes late.