Already posted this review under another thread but it was suggested I start a new thread so here we are. Went to see Emi last night and all I can say is this was the most uninspiring and boring massage I think I have ever had. Took 3 days and 3 attempts to get a reply to my texts. However once I got a reply the comms thereafter were fairly straightforward.
Arrived at her address and buzzed straight in. She opened her flat door and that was my first surprise. From the pics online, thought this girl was a pretty standard 8/10 size. Not so, Emi is around a size 16 with huge breasts so any of you guys that are into big girls this may be for you, but not for me.A couple of words of Hello said and then onto the massage table. Other than the hello when she opened the door I honestly think there was perhaps 6 words spoken during the whole time I was there other to let me know time was up.
The massage itself was pretty boring and in line with the previous review. Very oiled strokes up and down the body followed by heavy slides up and down with her very large breasts. Must say this did nothing for me at all. When eventually asked to turn over, the same routine ensued on my front with almost no attention to the critical object. Vanilla is an overstatement for this experience. Then the very mechanical ending started and I had great difficulty in achieving anything from my manhood. No touching allowed almost anywhere. This certainly made this visit a very frustrating experience and one of the worst visits I have had in a flat. To cap it off time was called 15 minutes early.
This type of experience puts me off going to private flats rather than established massage parlours. The location contrary to that stated is not in West Brompton but just south of the Brompton Road and Earls Court.
