Author Topic: Trixie - Invasian Escorts - Holborn/Tottenham court road  (Read 1805 times)

Offline BootsnBunches

I've not had a thai girl since the sad departure of the legendary Zizzi which must be a couple of years back now: mainly as I haven't been that impressed with the small offering that is coming through. I decided I needed to give it a go and scratch the itch that was growing, so the search began for a petite, naturally breasted lass who would allow a-levels. The search lead to Trixie and as I always booked Zizzi through External Link/Members Only and received good service, I decided to go the same route, despite seeing Trixie listed elsewhere with other names, including Emma. She has mixed reviews, including some on here so I knew it was a gamble.

Commuications: Booked by text with the agency the day before. Speedy replies and happy to confirm services.

The venue: A slightly challenging place to find.  I was certainly glad I had looked on google maps before making the journey. Once buzzed in I found myself in a pitch black hallway and ended up using my i phone torch to find the light switch which is in a very short timer. I walked up stairs and entered a large flat.  I would later find a large bathroom and probably two bedrooms. Clean enough, but very fulll of stuff!

The girl: I would guess Trixie is in her 30's. She's tiny and pretty enough, although not quite the corker the airbrushed photos suggest unsurprisingly. She's very slim and talks very very quickly to the extent its difficult to understand, but English is in there somewhere. I supect she speaks better English than she lets on. The downside for me was the large amount of stretch-matks on her tummy which can be quite off putting. In hindsight, I perhaps should have left her blouse on and just pulled it aside to let her very very small breasts out of the top.

The meet: After hanging around outside to make sure I wasn't too early I pressed the buzzer to enter from the street. It took a few seconds before I was let in and made my way to the first floor where I found the flat door. I buzzed and waited, feeling rather conspicuous. It was a long wait - a couple of minutes passed so I buzzed again. A few moments later Trixie answered the door, partly wearing the requested uniform, but she proceeded to tell me she needed to finish getting ready. She took me through to her room, sat me down and left.

On her return Trixie asked for payment and whether I would like a drink. I payed the £150 and requested a beer and off she went, showing me to the shower. I returned. she didn't. Another wait ensued.

By now I think we were 15 minutes into the session. Trixie returned and started to mess about with putting music on the TV. I held out my hand and motioned for her to sit on my knee. The TV was more important for a while longer before she came over, momentarily sat on my knee and gave me a peck on the lips. She then sprang up saying that she needed a drink herself as it was a hot day and she had been busy. It took a bloody age to get the drink.

To kill time I lay down with my beer thinking seduction was not going to be on her list of talents. Certainly the great exponents of the thai service I've met in the past made you feel like a king in that way.

On her return Trixie stood and drank her wine, before finally coming over and joing me on the bed. Without any element of mystery or role play she let her clothes slip off and asked if I wanted oral or owo. I requested owo and the wipes appeared and scrubbing began. Owo then began with me lieing on my back, but only lasted 5 mins or so, before Trixie stopped. I suggested we change position with her laying back and me kneeling next to her. I was afforded 2 mins more oral before she reached for the rubber. I explained i like a lot of oral, slow and wet then faster to which she replied "You booked for an hour. I can't suck you all that time". We were 30 mins in so not wishing to waste more time than Trixie had already managed I let her slip the condom on. I tried to kiss and cuddle a little, not least to help keep me interested, but that didn't last long before i was asked "What position do you want me?"

The punt got a bit better at this point as I shagged Trixie first in missionary and then asked her to do cowgirl. This changed to reverse cowgirl and she bounded around quite energetically.  I asked if she could do anal and was told "Only in doggy" but in fairness she took it well. I'm not huge and loved having her bone prone. She squirmed around and made some interesting noises.

Sensing I would cum if I kept hammering her ass in this way and that only one pop was on offer I pulled out and turned her over for more missionary. In turning over she picked up her phone and started to text someone. I momenatarily waited but she received a reply and started to do it again so I carried on, being slightly aroused by her being so disinterested in a twisted way. I then took the phone off her which oddly seemed to get her excited and we had a good fuck for a few minutes.

I needed to cum so asked about a facial which she agreed to, but only with me layimg down and her wanking me onto her cheek. She refused to kneel in case I got it in her eye. Fair enough I guess although I would have shot lower.

The moment I cum she disappeared so I headed back to the shower.  I returned to the bedroom to get dressed and heard Trixie head to the shower. As I left a few minutes early she shouted goodbye from the shower,

On leaving I texted Invasian to say that I was disappointed as I estimate of an hours booking Trixie spent 35 minutes in the room with me. They replied saying they would tell her, but offering nothing more.

Value for Money: Not good given the lack of time she was actually with me. I wouldn't pay £300 per hour which this effectively was.

Verdict: The anal was good and was the fingering but beyond that not good. Abundant time wasting. No gfe. Only one pop in the time.

Will I return?: No - the girl and the agency disappointed.





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Shame about the experience OP.
Guess I'll be staying away from these agencies even longer.  Trixie/Emma really seems to be taking the piss these days in stark contrast to her early days.  Wonder if she's kicked the Ice habit.  Her spoken English is a bit of a mare to understand because of the mumbling speed she uses. 

Offline magnetico

I got angry just reading your review  :dash:

There's another train crash review of her last month on https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=196374.0 , same shit.

And obviously the "agency" doesn't give a shit, like all agencies.


Offline SomTumFucker

Shocking service for a Thai and indicative of the BS many are peddling currently.

Offline MrPink47

A shame. She looks cute, but it seems like her best skill is time wasting. :thumbsdown:

Offline BootsnBunches

Thanks for the empathy chaps.  Annoying as hell, but these things happen. The agency annoyed me more than Trixie if I'm honest. In a weird way it was quite amusing when I was fucking her as she texted as it was like porn film and looking on the bright side the anal was really enjoyable, I'm still grinning when I think of it now,  so at least there were some positives. It was a choice between her and Bow, but from what I here lately she could be just as bad so I will steer clear.

It's so sad the way the Thai scene has crashed.


Offline MrPink47

There are still some good options out there though. You should take a look at Victoria and Ariel (now independents). From the "agencies", I know Donna and Sarah which have been very enjoyable.

Offline BootsnBunches

There are still some good options out there though. You should take a look at Victoria and Ariel (now independents). From the "agencies", I know Donna and Sarah which have been very enjoyable.

They both have fake tits don't they?

Offline magnetico

They both have fake tits don't they?
Victoria / Ariel / Donna have fake tits.
I haven't met Sarah but I guess that she does at well.

Offline MrPink47

Victoria / Ariel / Donna have fake tits.
I haven't met Sarah but I guess that she does at well.

Yes, they do. If natural boobs are a must, then you may be out of luck :(