External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI visited this place last week at 11 o'clock in the morning. The appointment was made the night before through text with Rita apparently.
I arrived 5 mins early and parked just down the road from the shop on the high street. A bit of traffic and buses for people who use public transport.
A bonus is a cash point opposite next to the bingo hall.
Pressed buzzer to be let in and waited a couple of minutes for it to be answered.
I was let in by a lady who wasn't Rita so mentioned my booking and was told only her available.
I would say she was a late 40's Thai around 5' not to bad a figure, quite curvy in tight clothing and a fair sized rack on her.
Paid the £40 for the hour and was led into the room and left to undress.
I made myself ready and she came back in and asked how i would like it and i asked for medium she said she may not be able to do that as she is small..... if you can only do soft why ask.....
Massage began and that term is used lightly, it was more a case of rubbing hands on body, at no time was there anything to suggest anything more, no cc's or the like.
After 25 minutes i was asked to turn over and a towel was placed on me so i thought this was a no go.
After a brief rub up the legs she came straight out with "you want HE and B2B" i asked how much for B2B and she said how much you pay, i replied £40, she says no £60, i laughed and said no way, only ever pay £40 she then looked and said you pay £40 and started to undress. I lay there and waited to see what she looked like naked. She came to the foot of the table and put lots of oil on me and her and climbed on to rub her breasts on me, now this was a let down, it was like having 2 lumps of concrete, there was no movement or give to them. I put my hands on her bum and found she still had knickers on, well this body to body was going downhill. After a few minutes of rubbing i attempted to touch her breasts to get a better feel she moved herself away from me and slid down my legs and began to take me in hand. Nothing sensual here it was enough to get the desired result but it was like an end of day had enough attempt, not an early sensual HE.
After a quick wipe down with paper towel she turned the shower on and told me she would go first and i would folliw,i looked at the clock in the room and it showed 20 minutes left, i pointed this out and her reply was " shower time" well enough is enough, it didnt start well and it wasnt going to get better so better suck it up. I waited while she showerwd and at least i got to see her naked then. Pity as she is nicely shaven and looked good, not a bad figure just those 2 immovable blocks of postcrete on her chest.
I took my shower and was dressing when she asked my name and introduced herself as Bebe and said would look forward to seeing me again Pfft.. I then counted out the £40 for B2B then she turned round and said no £60, wtf... not what she said and especially as she wasnt fully nude. Pointed that out and made my leave.
So why a negative?
It wasnt Rita
B2B was shite
Massage was lacklustre
Short changed on time by 15 minutes
