[Fake pimp review] Oriental Massage Therapists In Torquay

[water246]

I have been to this establishment External Link/Members Only few times over the past couple of years or so:My initial visit was pretty good for a spur of the moment decision; with the girl  name I  being very engaging and accommodating. However, subsequent visits were a bit of a let down and . And, switched to Oriental Massages in other- but they seem to regularly lose their best girls.

Back in Torquay,Lisa is definitely a step in the right direction.  She is very pretty, not very tall  which somehow make her look very cute.
I have had a  1hr sessions with her As I had arrived in the area slightly earlier than anticipated, I called and was told I could head in straight away.
Lisa meets you with a big smile - which is nice.Then we head back to the massage room itself to confirm the length of session and so on. Although, I am used to negotiating B2B and such like once underway, Lisa it seems is happy to agree to such things upfront;

As mentioned by other people her massage technique is very good and when B2B is added you get to appreciate just how well put together her body is.I'm not convinced that FS or even BJs are available. But, with the rest of the package being so good, I still plan return visits whenever possible

[tq85]

I call Bullshit on this one, the ladies are often significantly older that advertised, their massage is often good but not amazing. The B2B on offer is a scam and often just rest their tits on your stomach as they frantically try to empty you as quick as possible. This place in all honesty would be better just as a legit massage shop with no extras. If you don't enjoy or want to do something it shows in your work. Last time I spoke with a friend he told me the same, and he ended up getting scammed £45 for hour massage, £40 for B2B then was told if he wanted a handjob it was a further £20.

Your chinglish is terrible by the way

[houseboot]

You beat me to it tq85.

I was still trying to decipher the Review which didn't and doesn't make sense.

It certainly doesn't match with anything I've read before, or seen, about this shop.

Perhaps the OP can clarify.

"As mentioned by other people" When? Where?

[tq85]

Tip for the OP who I am sure is 'Lisa' herself

Give your customers what they want, watch a few porn clips of good massages with handjobs this is what us blokes want and we will be there and pay for it. If you can nail that I'm sure you'll form a decent trade of local punters.

If you try to rip off customers and then wank them off within a minute or two, people will visit once to try, twice as a second chance, third time no chance!

Fix your service rather than writing poorly drafted fake reviews to increase your trade

[houseboot]

So is "Lisa" the lady who sits at the bus stop with her phone and smoking?

I saw her there a couple of times when I was in Torquay a few weeks ago.

[tq85]

Not sure, they all look similar to me

[meatywsg]

I find it amazing that every 2 weeks when the lady is changed out for a new one she is also called Lisa  Must be 1,000's of Lisa's from China working massage in the UK