Jeez Jeezy! You are obviously an experienced and discerning punting connoisseur. A very detailed review. But I am confused by a number of your comments.
Stunning blonde porn star (Karlie Simon). Great OWO with eye contact...She was a real performer! .. Can't believe she licked off the other english girl that was there (didn't get her name)...Great fuck but ugly face...Friendly, beautiful, sexy tattoos, sex goddess ... I ended up fucking her for almost 45 minutes. I was greedy with her. She got 3 pops from me.
So 6 pops (including CIM) with 5 girls whose descriptions include the what you wrote above...and the review is "Negative". So you had 2 hours with "stunning blonde porn star" and "sex goddess" with 2-on-1 on you, girl-on-girl thrown in? That's "Bucket List" dream for many people, not "negative".
- Well the new flat is currently a dump. . I would very much like if we went back to the Hyde Park mansion.
Hyde Park Mansion was amazing, but I would not call the current place a "dump". It's pretty par for the course for inner city London. I've splurged £300 to even £500 for some special treat SPs in my days, and none of them were in digs any different to TPC. No discernible difference between TPC and the most popular SP venue in town (Chelsea Cloisters).
Yes, Hyde Park Mansions was a treat, but Em is not some millionaire or anything. She doesn't live there. It's a business venue she has to pay for to provide the service. She just lucked out on access to the Hyde Park Mansions flat for a period from a connection who gave her an amazing deal (I think it was one of her regulars).
Your comment did make me wonder what if a good forum thread would be "What are the most luxurious SP digs you've ever been to?" (no, point in asking the "worst" because it would just be all the walk-ups). For me, the best would probably be Mudra Massage run by a (legend), Rosa. She had a place on both Weymouth Avenue and then moved to Gloucester Place and both were stunning (she had great girls too and long ago she coincidentally actually did a few parties which were amazing but she gave them up because she didn't make any money and were difficult to manage).
- It was fucking hot on the day. No fans in sight. I enjoyed dripping in sweat with Cindy but with everyone else it was just gross and it stank.
That is strange. Every time I have gone on a hot day they have had multiple fans.
- Shortage of robes and clean towels.
That is strange. Every time I have gone, there were plenty of robes and towels.
- Snacks were just a cheese board with crackers. What happened to the days of nuggets or pizza or samosas?
... cost cutting when you live in a mansion and pimp out all these girls ... pure greed or mismanagement.
That is strange. Every time I have gone, Em has brought out hot snacks like pizzas or samosas or chicken nuggets.
but you need to revisit TPC business model.
Changing the "business model" means either raising the prices or cutting costs. Sounds like you don't want anything more cut out. I am very appreciative of the extremely moderate price.
some gents are fucking gross ..
Agreed. It really bugs me when fellow punters don't have a clue about basic party etiquette. Things like grooming. And hogging a girl for 45 minutes
[On posting I only just noticed that the OP is from last August. It just showed up on the list of today's posts and I haven't had my coffee yet. My comments are still relevant, but I generally don't like to dredge up old threads. Sorry.]