External Link/Members OnlyThere's a reason I prefer fbsm massage as this punt can only be described as a disaster.
Busy day working and fancied a relaxing massage. Surprised no-one has reviewed/mentioned her as she is featured but it's prob not many that enjoy a gumtree massage. It is a bit of a gamble.
Finished up work at a meeting near her flat- highbury & islington. Comms were good called then texted. She had a massage table and offered b2b for £70/ hour. Photos sent via whatsap and pretty enough face with a good set on her. Now the pictures do a good job of hiding her belly but will get back to that.
Flat itself was small in nice enough area. Get there friendly welcome and pay her I ask for a shower as I've been working all day but she says not to worry about that. So we both undress A bit early for her I thought and while she's not huge most would agree she's borderline bbw territory. Huge nipples too. Should have been first couple of alarm bells there but fuck I thought maybe the massage is good.
Point to the table and she's says no it's better on the bed (half broken lying on the floor) anyway we're both naked so bed it is. She grabs oil and a condom and says this is the "true b2b we massage each other" and immediately gives me OW- it's decent to be fair and I have to stop her before I come literally minutes into an hour booking. She then offers kissing I politely pass and sex which I accept. Bit of cowgirl pretty convincing moaning and switch to reverse. Her phone then rings which she answers!! Another punter! 10pm! hope you know what you're getting yourself in for! At this point Im realising how huge her arse is and my dick inside her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Also she didn't exactly smell fresh.
With all this I begin to get soft and just can't help but think what a shit punt this is. She is enthusiastic and friendly when she's not on the phone to be fair but I'm just not at all aroused by this situation. Can't even finish by handjob in the end, her phone rings again, this time a repairman for the bed in a half Arabic/english conversation ...sounds a lot like he's on his way over. (She's middle eastern)
She confirms he is coming in 5 Mins (look at her phone time and I've been there just over 30mins. Now she offers free half hour sex tomorrow to make up (yeah right) but I get her to return £20 instead and can't get out there fast enough in the end passing a bathroom with no shower! And the repairman on stairs on the way down. Now all said and done I think this deserves a negative for no shower alone but the carcrash that ensued with double booking and misleading services means I can't even recommend for a pump and dump.
First time I've seen a prossie with a massage table and first time I've seen it used as an ornament!!
Avoid guys
