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Boxhave

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I visited a certain Reading town centre Massage salon in March last year and have been meaning to post the review but just never got the time. This was also my last punt so to speak. On the hunt for one due to some free time coming now hence i remebered this and thought i would post.

Main reason i went for massage was because i didnt fancy regular punt as the girls are never what i expect plus i really wanted a massage and WG are terrible at massages in my expereice anyways.

I don't want to name the salon but the recptionist and two girls working while i was there were both chinese.

I called an hour earlier to make sure they are open and made my way there for 12pm (weekday), just before lunch with friends, for an hours massage with the thought of extras if on an option.

Greated by receptionist with a smile, she didnt look too back and i could have sworn it is the same woman in the photo on their website.

I asked for an hours massage at £40 which i paid the receptionist. Then taken into a clean room at the back with massage table by a petite chinese girl in mid to late 30's. Pudgy belly, small tits and overal 5 out of 10.

I stripped naked and layed down and she began. After 10 mins, i asked if she offered HR and how much, she said an extra £20 which i said yes to, then after 5 or so minutes, i asked if she was up for anything else and she asked what do i want (her englishe wasn't great by the way) and i said to fuck. She said an extra £50 on top of the £20.

I knew i only had an extra £50 in total in my pocket having come out with only £90 on me, so i said i don't have that much. She asked how much u have and i told her a total of £50 which she promplty asked me to take out. I gave her the money and she stripped naked promptly, taking off her knickers and bra. She was neatly shaved which was nice and i suspected this wasn't her first rodeo!
She got a condom out which i put on, she sucked my cock for a few seconds, then layed on her back legs spread and i fucked her for no more that 3 mins, she was so bloddy tight that i whistled when i blew my load.

Once i finished, she got up, took the condom off me and gave me some baby wipes. I layed back down to finish the massage which at the point didn't matter as i was feeling very relieved.

Once my time was up, got dressed, thanked her and left.

All in all a good experience, although she wasn't the prettiest girl in there. I might have prefered her prettier colleague who i got a glimpse of, on my way out.

If i ever get stuck again, for £90, i think it was well worth it and i really wish i remebered the name she gave me but i don't.

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What is the point of this review if you don't say which establishment you went to? None of the thousands of other reviews on this site are anonymous so why do you think yours should be?


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Well boxhave, if you enjoyed that experience you will absolutely love this recommendation!

There's a massage place quite near that one you visited, but it is half the price and the girls are insanely pretty. This one girl I saw there looks like a supermodel and fucks like a pornstar, for £30, all in!!

I don't want to say exactly where it is or the girl's name, but you're cool with that, right?

Anyway, if you get to go there I'm sure you'll have a great time.

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What this with all these RIP Van Winkles suddenly posting everywhere?  :unknown:

James999

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Well boxhave, if you enjoyed that experience you will absolutely love this recommendation!

There's a massage place quite near that one you visited, but it is half the price and the girls are insanely pretty. This one girl I saw there looks like a supermodel and fucks like a pornstar, for £30, all in!!

I don't want to say exactly where it is or the girl's name, but you're cool with that, right?

Anyway, if you get to go there I'm sure you'll have a great time.

I know the place, sometimes the maid joins in for no extra cost as well, I'm surprised it's nto a lot busier with the looks and service they provide, hopefully the OP will also have a great time there  :thumbsup:

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I know the place, sometimes the maid joins in for no extra cost as well, I'm surprised it's nto a lot busier with the looks and service they provide, hopefully the OP will also have a great time there  :thumbsup:

I don't know how it has stayed so little known. But now I've reviewed it openly like this you can expect queues.  :thumbsup:

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We'll I heard they got two new 19 year olds starting tomorrow, both published Glamour models. and as they are new to the industry they are offering an introductory discount of just £20 an hour.

Why they offer such cheap rates is beyond me, but lets just enjoy.

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We'll I heard they got two new 19 year olds starting tomorrow, both published Glamour models. and as they are new to the industry they are offering an introductory discount of just £20 an hour.

Why they offer such cheap rates is beyond me, but lets just enjoy.

We look forward to your Review James.

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We look forward to your Review James.

James' published reviews are more useful than the one that started this thread.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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James' published reviews are more useful than the one that started this thread.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :unknown: show me where  :angelgirl:  :rolleyes:

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I don’t get reviewing a massage that no one
Knows where it is I guess it’s the one near reading
Station just say it !!!!!!!!!

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Boxhave, you said you visited a certain establishment, how certain are you that it was this one?

I don’t get it!

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So the OP punts once a year, visited a shop in Reading over a year ago but won't say where it is and can't remember the masseuses name.  :dash:

Thanks for the input.

Lastly, for fucks sake learn to use a spell check. Reading that bollocks had me reaching for a red pen.

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:unknown: show me where  :angelgirl:  :rolleyes:

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That’s just for starters.

Boxhave

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Here:
That’s just for starters.

Wow some of these comment  :manhater:

I didnt realise i can post the location but happy to. It is Blagrave Street and it has been reviewed a few time also on UKP.

Anyhoo, after much review searching for an alternative massage place close to Reading, i think I will be returning there very soon and i will come back with an update.
 
Hope the service has not declined.

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I didnt realise i can post the location but happy to.

Bullshit, you said:

I don't want to name the salon

You must have read hundreds of other reviews in the 3 years you were here before you wrote yours. How many of them kept the location anonymous? :unknown:

Anyway, your "review" has rightly been moved out of the reviews section now so any "repeat" review will be your first one.  :sarcastic:

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