Author Topic: Few days in legendary Newcastle soon. Help me find an excellent milf in her late  (Read 1647 times)

Offline Splodge

Milf required. Going to visit Newcastle for a few days soon. Love loads of things to do with Newcastle but have never been. I like trannies too so will be checking out the tranny bars if any exist. Main aim though is a Geordie, or North Eastern milf.  Have a long standing love of some famous ones so help me out. Wanna enjoy Newcastle, always wanted to visit but haven't as yet. Big distance for me. Any hot spots for milf bars or clubs ? Any hot spots for massage parlours, or swingers places for milfs.  You have imho the joint sexiest sounding ladies in the British isles. South Wales is superb. As is Newcastle.

Let me know any recommendations lads. Your city is highly famous to me. Auf Wiedershen, Italia '90, music stars, beer, etc.  Help me explore it a bit. Also. Nearby seaside resorts please. A chill out day by the sea. Fish and chips and all that. Cheers in advance. Why ay the lads !
« Last Edit: April 30, 2018, 03:57:58 pm by Splodge »

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Are you looking for paid sex or where to pull.   :unknown:

Offline shaft10

I'm suspicious .....

Splodge, if you do manage to see one of the North Easts finest please write a review in the first person and be sure to add a link. Good man  :hi:

Offline FLYING BLUE

I'm suspicious .....

Splodge, if you do manage to see one of the North Easts finest please write a review in the first person and be sure to add a link. Good man  :hi:

Yeh, drives me mad as well  :diablo:

Offline Splodge

No need to be suspicious chaps. You do your thing ans I'll do mine. Defo looking to pull or visit an aw.  Anyone got any recommendations.

Offline FLYING BLUE

No need to be suspicious chaps. You do your thing ans I'll do mine. .

Not being suspicious Mr Splodge - just that your reviews, where you talk about yourself in the third party, make me cringe - I just find it very odd behaviour somewhat akin to a Punch & Judy show :unknown:

However, no offence was (or is)  intended :hi:

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Not being suspicious Mr Splodge - just that your reviews, where you talk about yourself in the third party, make me cringe - I just find it very odd behaviour somewhat akin to a Punch & Judy show :unknown:

Haha just read them, thought he was ghost writing them  :hi:

Offline Splodge

My reviews in Germany in October will be much better. And a lot of them too.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2018, 04:39:11 pm by Splodge »

Offline shaft10

My reviews in Germany in October will be much better. And a lot of them too.

Eh ??

Are you the riddler ? I'm not suspicious anymore, just fucking confused  :crazy:

or should I say ..

Shaft is confused ...
« Last Edit: May 01, 2018, 07:04:41 pm by shaft10 »

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Can anybody recommend any milfs in Newcastle ?   :thumbsup:

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Impressive database ProfY  :thumbsup:


Offline Splodge

Two legends. Thank you very much. Really appreciate it.  :thumbsup: