Author Topic: Caroline Top Secret - Paddington - Total Fucking Shocker!!!  (Read 2666 times)

Offline Topkat

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Cost £200 for 1hr

I normally book via Hot Collection but she told them to 'fuck off' a while ago as they are ‘a shit agency’ she told me last time a saw her. Booked via Top Secret, same price etc. Although she said she was intending to start charging +£50 for CIM as most of the other girls now do this.

Looks Facially still a reasonable looking girl. Body isn’t what it once was, she had lost weight but starting to pile it back on again, looks like she is 4 months gone at the moment. Tits really starting to head south.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=191910.msg1994628#msg1994628
I came across this review, missed it at time it was posted, she aint quite that bad but her recent photos are NOT a true representation of her at the moment, photoshop overload!!! She has got a fair old paunch on her now and the tits certainly aren’t perky.
Only thing ‘real’ in these photos are her ‘fake’ extensions!!
Age 32yo MILF & she is really starting to look it.
Services FK, More hand-job than OWO, CIM, conveyor belt type fucking, you could tell she had someone else due after my time was up.
Attitude Totally disinterested, moody, pissed off with her pimp/agency and us lot too.

My fourth visit with Caroline this year
First one in early February was excellent, she was just back from holiday, refreshed and enthused, had lost weight and was looking hot - POSITIVE
Second was within a couple of days of the first and we fucked each others brains out - POSITIVE+
Third a bit strange as she was pissed off with the agency for lack of bookings at the time, still fucked and sucked me off but in a half arsed fashion – NEUTRAL
Fourth - this one fucking shocking - NEGATIVE

Well I didn’t think I would be writing this. Ive seen Caroline loads of times on her own and in duo’s too.  Ive always been more than happy with what Ive got, hence the repeat visits…until this one. To be honest the last one wasn’t quite up to the usual standard either, put it down to a one off at the time as the agency was fucking her about!!!

Easy as always to make appointment with agency, although they did try to get me to book another girl instead, which was a bit odd?
Buzzed in looking forward to my usual fun time at 213 Monkenbeck House.  What opened the door was a tired looking girl, eyes sunken, like she was drunk or on something. She is listed as a ‘Party Girl’ on the website but I haven’t seen any evidence of this on previous visits. She looked at me, didn’t seem to recognise me even though Id texted her as normal to let her know I had booked her, she planted a kiss on me, turned her back and walked to the bedroom like a zombie.

Bedroom was a total mess, clothes all over the place, half eaten food too. The carpet needs replacing, stained and sticky these days. What used to be a nice place to visit is now a pit.

I asked if she was OK?  ‘Agency are shit…. you guys treat me like shit’ was the reply. Seemingly I was her 3rd appointment of the day but only the first to get in the door.
No1 was a black guy who she refused entry, she had told me before she doesn’t like black guys, I wont quote what she said!!!
No2 didn’t turn up.
I then asked if she wanted me to go?  ‘Its my job to fuck you’ she replied.....what about the 'poor guy who had the door slammed in his face' I was thinking to myself.

Place stank of fags as did she, I asked her to use the mouthwash which she reluctantly did. Ive been aware since I first met her that she is a smoker but never any real evidence during the booking other than the pack of fags beside the drinks display. Im a non-smoker and its never been an issue on previous visits.

She went through the motions, FK, minimal fingering, normally she actively encourages to you to finger fuck her.
OWO but mostly a hand-job to CIM/Tit splash for my fist pop.
She went to freshen up then I did the same, when I walked back into the bedroom she was curled up in the foetal position. I asked her if she wanted water or coffee? ‘Vodka’ was the answer I got. I wasn’t feeding her alcohol in that state, tried to chat to her but to real avail. She got up and poured herself a large one, during the time I was there she has 2 very large vodkas and OJ. She said she had 3 beers earlier!

She wanked me hard again, on with cover in the most perfunctory manner, mounted me cowgirl and bounced around in the most unconvincing style ever, the wall and ceiling go more attention than I did. Into doggy in front of the mirror to end – OK that was good!!

On the 55-minute mark I head to the shower, she tells me I don’t have time as she has her next booking due in 10 minutes. Mix up at Top Secret meant her pimp only gave her a 5-minute turnaround. If the next guy was on time there is no way she could have got showered and freshened up properly after me leaving & he would be licking my dried in spunk off her tits!!!

Initially I was thinking does familiarity breed contempt, but she seemed the worse for alcohol. When I left she was still ‘in her own place’ probably wont even remember me being there!

One of the hottest hookers in London (IMO) is now a no see for me from now on…. very sad.
She’s been on the game for about 7 years and like most agency girls that have been around that long now past her sell by date, shame as she was a good one.

When I left I called Top Secret, the woman who does the bookings didn’t seem that bothered.

POSITIVES None

NEGATIVES Drunk or possibly on something. No enthusiasm whatsoever.

MAJOR NAGATIVE I put negative feedback on the Top Secret website, guess what, it hasnt appeared on the reviews page!!!!

Havent stuck any photos on as they as very misleading.


Offline Drekszter

For the amount you paid for, that sucks and is really disappointing. Thanks for sharing this with us.

Caroline is definitely well reviewed and no stranger on here but with that attitude and the fact that she immediately blamed the agency and others for "mistreating" her indicates she's probably indeed not going to last much longer or will continue to spiral down the quality control meter imo.

Super random info but one of my regulars once told me (who used to work for an agency but is now indie) that most of the popular WGs often get overworked and become stressed, with little of control of their own schedule for other things and just need to bang out the bookings and numbers that they get forced to do without much questions asked. 
« Last Edit: May 06, 2018, 04:58:17 pm by Drekszter »

Offline Topkat

Thank you for your review/warning Topkat. It does sound appalling. I have attached some of her previous reviews for comparison of then...and now...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=169397.msg1807146#msg1807146
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=118191.msg1356201#msg1356201
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145782.msg1602669#msg1602669
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=107218.msg1257862#msg1257862
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=116373.msg1340860#msg1340860
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=116373.msg1340860#msg1340860
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=130549.msg1467293#msg1467293
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=129784.msg1461474#msg1461474
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81473.msg1010146#msg1010146
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168475.msg1799023#msg1799023
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=172928.msg1836372#msg1836372
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171601.msg1825285#msg1825285
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=129838.msg1461821#msg1461821
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=93279.msg1128906#msg1128906
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=114145.msg1321428#msg1321428

A few of these written by yours truly, I was a fan.
Used to be 100% positive but her last few reviews have been mostly on the negative side.
Going off the boil, she used to be here for a few weeks then away for a bit, always fresh for the job. Lately she has been working solid, maybe taking its toll.

Dont get me wrong if you are after a girl who spreads them wide for a good pounding she is still it. She's done a 180 in attitude recently, no longer the 'Fun Raunchy GFE' that she used to be.

At least I found a few good ones out there that I may revisit.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197448.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197449.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197450.0
I'm still a happy boy!

Offline Gatehouse

I saw her in February last year (reviewed here) and to be honest found the whole thing a bit ‘vanilla.’

Personal preferences come into it, obviously, but I was a bit underwhelmed overall.

Adding to that, that she she is clearly now doing probably 8+ appointments a day, means its time to look elsewhere. Relatively few girls can take that kind of sustained workload and keep the service up - Lucia was probably one of the few.

And this is an agency issue - there are few of the good service/looks girls that will accept the £deal in the first place to work for the big agencies, and those that do, are then worked too hard.

Another feature of a generally poor London scene at mo.


Offline Topkat

I saw her in February last year (reviewed here) and to be honest found the whole thing a bit ‘vanilla.’

Personal preferences come into it, obviously, but I was a bit underwhelmed overall.

Adding to that, that she she is clearly now doing probably 8+ appointments a day, means its time to look elsewhere. Relatively few girls can take that kind of sustained workload and keep the service up - Lucia was probably one of the few.

And this is an agency issue - there are few of the good service/looks girls that will accept the £deal in the first place to work for the big agencies, and those that do, are then worked too hard.

Another feature of a generally poor London scene at mo.

Agree with you 100% Gatehouse, nail hit on the head...!