External Link/Members OnlyOK guys it finally happened, I finally got to meet the lady that everyone is talking about. She is what I would call a south west AdultWork/ukpunting celebrity. I had the GFE and I met "The Wand 8-)" but most of all I left thinking that I had actually met Alessa "the girl" and not just an Escort. After all that's how a girlfriend experience should be isn't it? . Im getting on a bit and although I book an hour, 30 minutes is normally good enough for me as I do like to have a bit of a chat and get to know who has just given me a good seeing to. I paid for an hour and left after two hours. So as for clock watching you can work that out for yourself. This is going to be a proper review, one which I would have liked to have read myself before going to see her. So if you're expecting me to write a page full of paragraphs straight from a porn magazine, then this is not for you, but if you actually want to learn from my experience then buckle up and keep reading (get the popcorn out ;-) . This is going to be a long one.
Firstly let me say I'm not a White Knight although it may seem like I am in parts and my name on here is the same I use on AdultWork. If I don't enjoy my time with the SP then I'll say exactly that, as I did with my last review. Theres a lot of loose ends with negative reviews on ukp about this SP that need sorting out so we can all move on and enjoy what she has to offer. People reading this are going to either hate me and report me or they're going to take on board what I have to say and rethink things through. This is my honest and unbiased review. Read on.......
I contacted Alessa about 24 hours before the time we were due to meet. I got the postcode of the general area and the rest of the directions when I arrived on the day, all communications good. You can't fault the location loads of parking and a train station almost outside the front door. I texted my arrival and I was buzzed up to the apartment from the quiet street. Now the next bit was very different from what I've normally seen. Usually the lady stands behind the door and you only see her as the door closes I'm sure you've all been there guys and know exactly what I mean. Alessa however opened the door and stood there looking fantastic in vintage lingerie and high heels with the door wide open which I have to say was a great start.
So then we go to the bedroom where I was welcomed with a nice kiss and a very warm hug like two lovers meeting up after long time apart. She is very well toned and feels really nice to hold. Alessa asked me if I would like a drink which included water, soft drinks or beer. I chose water. Alessa asked me to have a seat and make myself at home and went away and brought it back. We sat for a good while and had a bit of chat about various things including my last encounter with the lady who poked my moustache. We talked about how adultwork and ukpunting works from the SP perspective ( because I was genuinely interested ) and how sometimes it can be a little unfair when the SP is not allowed to reply and state their case when things during a meet don't go how the punter wanted it to. You've got to admit guys if this was TripAdvisor and you give a hotel a shit review at least they can publicly offer some reason for the bad review from their point of view and perhaps publicly see how they can put things right if they were at fault. Stories sound so different when you hear both sides.
A shower came next and I was lead to the bathroom and introduced to what was available. A very nice clean and tidy bathroom with more shower gel to choose from than if you were shopping in Boots. Dried off and then returned to the bedroom. As I have said I'm not going to write every detail about what happened as you've already read it before many times but let me give you an idea of what it felt like. We have GFE and we have PSE. If we're going to be accurate then Alessa deserves her own category and I would call it BGE Bond Girl Experience. Have you ever watched those James Bond movies where it gets to the part where James Bond is being seduced buy some really gorgeous sex hungry woman? As she locks him into an embrace they fall to the bed and the camera goes off. Well this experience fills in those gaps and you find out what exactly goes on and let me tell you it was absolutely fantastic.
I was there for two hours and I rate myself a pretty good judge of character so I'm going to try and explain what kind of a girl we are dealing with here which may explain some of the negative reviews people have placed on ukp.
Physically the photographs on her profile say it all and I can confirm that although the pictures seem taken professionally and have a soft focus, there has no photoshopping been carried out that changes her physical appearance in any way. Her hair is at the moment slightly shorter than on her photographs and is now about shoulder-length but very nice.
Alessa is a very clever lady and as she quite rightly said, she wasn't born an escort it's something she had to learn about for herself. We talked about which country she came from and although it still remains a secret (if you are privileged to know then please do not post it here) it's clear she's learnt over the years to stand up for herself. This girl has fire in her belly and will not take any shit from anybody and quite rightly so. When we go looking on AdultWork for the girls we get to read all about them and see pictures. The other way around however is quite different so you end up with a girl living and working alone inviting strangers they've never met into their home and sharing their body and bed with them. Just think about that for a moment, that takes balls doesn't it. So sometimes when a booking seems a little strange you have to make a decision on whether to go ahead and meet the guy or not. The only other way of course is for them to have a Pimp sat in a room close by in case anything bad happens which is not good for anyone is it.
Some service providers are in this game for money alone. This service provider is genuinely trying to connect with people who visit her so both of you can enjoy the experience. If there is genuinely no connection, then that's how it is (probably no-ones fault) and this is where Alessa has a different approach to what happens next. She can either lay there and stare at the ceiling giving you an occasional cold stare and making a few pretend noises or she can just say it's not working and do a very honourable thing by stopping the meet and offering money back. Some people read this as a negative but for Christ sake this is a good thing as you're actually getting money back from an honest person how can this be negative.
Would I go and see her again? Fuck yes! Infact next time I might even go dressed as James Bond. I'm not a great lover and my approach can be a bit clunky and ABC in the bedroom if you know what I mean. But hey that's me. I think next time I'm going to let her control the whole thing from start to finish as I bet she's really good at that and I'll just go with the flow of things. This is the kind of girl I could stand next to in a pub and laugh and joke with for hours. Great sense of humour but not everyone will understand it and may feel intimidated by it but I thought it was great.
On a lighter note lets recap on what I learnt on the day:-
1.You can have your cock sucked and your balls licked at the same time!
( How the fuck do you do that?)
2. "The Wand" looks more like one of "The Jackson Five" than a sex toy but feels like heaven. (The younger generation reading may have to google "Jackson Five" )
3.Get a general overview, but dont make assumptions based on what you read on ukpunting. ( Go see for yourself )....... and report back of course ;-)
4. Oh yes! Have a beer not water ( good advice for next time Alessa)
If you've been put off in the past by other people's reviews, then don't be, or you will probably miss out on something very special. If things have gone wrong with her in the past then maybe it's time to get in touch and put things right and perhaps even try again with a completely different approach to previous attempts. Come the day when you meet them relax, be yourself, and try talking to them properly and you WILL be rewarded with a great meet im sure.
Sorry if I bored you with all this but some things have to be said so we can all make a better decision on who we see for our golden hour.
Now go get em! and report back ;-)
