External Link/Members OnlyThis new shop has recently opened on the corner of Squirrels Heath Rd & Ardleigh Green Rd opposite The Ardleigh PH. All nice and new with fresh paint, but still awaiting a shopfront sign. Just a poster in the window at the moment.
I'd been calling them on and off over the last few weeks, but they had not been ready. Their Gumtree ad claims they've been going (somewhere) for sometime.
So on Tuesday, a quick call to confirm they are now open and to get the address. 15 mins latter I was walking through the door. Nice looking girl welcomed me in and took £45 from me for a 60min massage. Showed me to a treatment room and told me to get undressed and someone would be along shortly to give me a massage. The room was very clean as expected in a new place. The walls appear to be a bit of plasterboard on a studded frame with no sound deadening as I was to find out later.
So stripped naked and layed a small towel across my butt, then the knock on the door and in came a middle aged (40ish) Thai lady, about 5ft tail size 12 and nothing special to look at. Went by the name of April !
She asked if I wanted a relaxing massage in good English and I said yes.
She laid the towel out along my back and beyond my butt and stated to apply pressure to my back through the towel which was quite relaxing. After about 5 mins, the towel was re positioned from my waist down to my ankles and the same treatment continued. A few times she got extremely close to my 'sensitive' area with a few groans of approval from me. She then proceed to massage my feet which I found very nice. So about 20 mins into the treatment, the towel is folded across my but and on went the oil, a bit too scented for my liking. The massage was itself was very mediocre with a few CC swipes and 'accidental' brushes on the plums. No sign of any offer of extras from her, so I raise the question to which she replied yes. So out comes the question what's on offer and how much.... This is where it went downhill!!
£30 HE
£60 Topless
£100 B2B
Could not believe the numbers she said and asked her to repeat just in case I misheard.
I told her the going rate for B2B is £40, she came back with £80 as I'm her first customer today. I said no. She then said she would do topless for £50... I tried to get her down to £20 for a HE, but she stuck to her guns at £30.
So of to work she went on the old boy with a nice unrushed gentle action until the deed was done.
She cleaned me up and went out to get a hot towel to wipe me down and that was it !
Summery,
Venue -nice, but not discreet. A very busy junction with lots of students from the college hanging about the nearby shops.
Parking - Free for 30mins or £1.50 for upto 2hrs if you can find a space.
Showers - None
Rooms - clean and tidy but heard a guy come into the next room and heard everything he said !
Massage - Mediocre
VFM - No, can't see them lasting long at those prices
Going back - Very Unlikely
They also have Loyalty Cards !!! 10 visits gets you a Free half hour !!! Haha
